The Blame Game

[_valkyrie_]

I blame Taegul for the dent on my favourite frying pan. Those are not meant for tennis playing.

 

[AZDryHeat]

I blame Valkyrie for the red lipstick on my mirrors.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I blame AZDryHeat for the cracked mirrors in his house.

 

[AZDryHeat]

I blame myself for not being prepared for Valkyrie's visit.

 

[Crankbait88]

I blame AZDH for the wildfires AND the flash floods.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I blame Crankbait88 for the extinction of the Megalodon.

 

[Taegul]

I blame Taegul for the dent on my favourite frying pan. Those are not meant for tennis playing.

They're handy for self-defense though.

I blame Crankbait88 for the extinction of the Megalodon.

I blame _valkyrie_ for Velcro on shoes. It's a total embarrassment for anyone to wear and I'm sure I will love it when I am 75 years old.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I blame Taegul for the unreturned VHS cassette of Cocoon, found at the bottom of a cardboard box filled with Slinkies.

 

[Taegul]

I blame _valkyrie_ for all the missing vowels in my alphabet soup. How the hell am I supposed to spell anything?

 

[Taegul]

I blame _valkyrie_ for all the missing vowels in my alphabet soup. How the hell am I supposed to spell anything?

I blame this murderer for killing another thread.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I blame Taegul for breaking the chandelier of the living room, whilst he did his very personal rendition of Wrecking Ball.

 

[Taegul]

I blame _valkyrie_ for my addiction to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I blame Taegul for breaking the dishwasher, on the account of using it to kick-start a foam party.

 

[Taegul]

I blame Taegul for breaking the dishwasher, on the account of using it to kick-start a foam party.

You're the one who put all the soap in, all I did was turn it on!

I blame _valkyrie_ for helping Eric Clapton escape prison after he shot the sheriff.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I blame Taegul for letting the deputy live. It was supposed to be a no witnesses' job.

 

[LAM_Writes]

I blame _valkyrie_ for the fly in my soup.

 

[Taegul]

I blame _valkyrie_ for the fly in my soup.

I blame her for confusing the hell out of me since I still don't know what LAM stands for. No, don't tell me! I'll figure it out. Eventually.

 

[LAM_Writes]

I blame her for confusing the hell out of me since I still don't know what LAM stands for. No, don't tell me! I'll figure it out. Eventually.

I blame him for not checking the "How'd you pick your user name" thread.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I blame LAM_Writes for the hot water shortage this morning.

 

[Taegul]

I balme valkyrie for making me misspell "blame". I could simply move my cursor and silently fix it, but then you wouldn't learn your lesson, now would you? And who would we have to balme for that?

 

[LAM_Writes]

I balme valkyrie for making me misspell "blame". I could simply move my cursor and silently fix it, but then you wouldn't learn your lesson, now would you? And who would we have to balme for that?

I blame Taegul for inciting a riot.

 

[Taegul]

I blame Taegul for inciting a riot.

I blame LAM_Writes for making me come in 2nd place in last weekend's wet t-shirt contest. Now I gotta figure a way to get that trophy back!

 

[LAM_Writes]

I blame LAM_Writes for making me come in 2nd place in last weekend's wet t-shirt contest. Now I gotta figure a way to get that trophy back!

I blame Taegul for not stepping up his wet t-shirt game sooner. You snooze, you lose.

 

[Taegul]

I blame Taegul for not stepping up his wet t-shirt game sooner. You snooze, you lose.

I blame LAM_Writes for all those Nigerian princes that need our help with their financial fortunes.

 

[LAM_Writes]

I blame LAM_Writes for all those Nigerian princes that need our help with their financial fortunes.

I blame Taegul for the scammers looking to contact me about my car's extended warranty.