The Blame Game

I blame kurrginatorX for licking all the salt off my fries. Why’d you do it, man?

Really? It was Adobo with the green lid. Who can blame me?

I blame shebetburps for that last spell of nausea I had. I sniffed her burp and smelled like spoiled salmon, not sherbet.
 
I blame kurrginatorX for the tongue cramp I got trying to pronounce his username
 
Well, you know what? I blame Taegul for making us go hiking in the first place!
 
I blame bushyTrail for smuggling Murder Hornets into America.
 
It's not my fault if those damn beasts are so determined to kill me to the point of following me there!
And I blame Taegul for the hemorrhage of votes that have been lost in the last sweep on Literotica!
 
I blame bushyTrail for a series of unexplainable wildfires in the region.
 
I blame _valkyrie_ for all the robocalls i get daily from a bogus roofing company. How many different phone lines do they fricking have?!?!
 
I blame Taegul for the rash actions that led to Kamala Harris becoming President of the United States. If he wasn't in such a hurry to assassinate Biden, the man would have died of natural causes in another few months. Never mind the petition he began for "Bikini-Clad POTUS."
 
I blame Kurrg for using the kind of keywords that the FBI looks out for, even when he's obviously joking.

*Dear FBI, I had nothing to do with the above post lol*
 
I blame Amy for putting me in jail. I still have no clue what we got up to

I blame 4nk8 for the inability of anyone to take a clear photo or steady video of Sasquatch.
 
I blame BlackCaramelCreme for all the missing / mismatched Tupperware lids in the kitchen cupboards.
 
I blame _valkyrie_ for making me find the underline and the shift key on my keyboard.
 
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