The Blame Game

I have never found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow and I place the blame solely on the shoulders of kurrginatorX.

I blame Taegul for introducing me to transgender love. Although he wore a pretty dress, that beard should have been a dead giveaway.
 
I blame kurrginatorX for the rather inopportune resurgence of the Spanish Inquisition.
 
I blame Taegul for the endless supply of bok choy that is being continuously delivered at my doorstep.
 
I blame Valkyrie for the drop in sales of The Doors' Weird Scenes Inside the Goldmine album. Her new avatar puts the painting of Morrison to shame.
 
I blame kurrginatorX for the dynamite incident, at the gold mine.
 
I blame Valkyrie for Jar Jar Binks.

Ok, I apologize. That was totally uncalled for...
 
I blame kurrginatorX for the rise in scalpings.

I blame Valkyrie for the recent influx of poor toupee craftswomanship that has had a deleterious affect on the very souls of bald men and women throughout the country.
 
I blame kurrginatorX for The Great Hamster Outbreak of 2019.
 
I blame Cognantreverie for attracting ants with the sugary treats
 
I blame Valkyrie for the Founding Fathers not adding "Free Fro-Yo Fridays" to the constitution.
 
I blame Kurrg for making me lose my 20 year toenail clipping collection.
 
I blame Taegul for turning me into an annoying person who blames everyone but themselves!
 
I blame kurrginatorX for the disappearance of barely cooled cat tongue biscuits off my windowsill.
 
I blame Valkyrie for the house down the street that was TP'd last weekend. Why?!?! For the love of God, why?!?!
 
I blame Taegul for killing yet another thread. Murderer!
 
I blame Taegul for killing Project Blue Book on History Channel. Anything to save your precious Pawn Stars, huh?

I blame Kurrg for the time that nun slapped my ass with a ruler in 2nd grade.

And in 3rd grade, 3 times in 4th grade, twice in 5th grade, every Wednesday in 6th grade, Tuesdays and Thursdays in 7th grade, days ending in "y" in 8th grade...
 
I blame Kurrg for the time that nun slapped my ass with a ruler in 2nd grade.

And in 3rd grade, 3 times in 4th grade, twice in 5th grade, every Wednesday in 6th grade, Tuesdays and Thursdays in 7th grade, days ending in "y" in 8th grade...

I blame Taegul for the cancellation of Project Blue Book. I know you had your hand in this, you dastardly fellow.
 
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