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The catch-up thread.

1HF said:
I love you, woman.

The poet guy sent me funny pm's.
Des is going to get mauled by dolf and I. Then covered with spiders.
I'm still a whore.

Nothing new. :D
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I really need more info on the foot poet. :confused:
Don't damage Des, please.
I love you more.
Noor said:
Oh I don't about that, I wasn't really tracking him. Plus he had me on ignore for a while... Perg is around, just make a post about swords and he will appear. He has never commented on my facebook picture :( or even liked it. Probably because he doesn't read my facebook. I haven't talked to him in ages either. I hadn't thought about assigning blame.
Let's all go to Ireland with LTR!
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You know what this means, right? You need to change your profile pic to that of a sword. If that doesn't reel him in we set fire to him. Done and done.
pete said:
flippin' hell, *I* was gonna throw down a churchill quote but des beat me to it! :mad:

you best save me some of that moonshine for our next lunch, woman.

(and yes KS, by "lunch" i obviously mean "slap happy motorboating session")
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I dunno. At the rate I'm drinking it I won't have much to share with 1HF when she gets here. I doubt it goes very well with white Russians anyway, but there's only one way to find out!

And DUH. Everyone knows we spend our "lunches" having weird contortionist sex in the back of my Charger. :rolleyes:
 
DesEsseintes said:
You ALREADY DID THAT! What happened to double jeopardy?

Dolf and I even discussed shaving spiders' legs afterwards because they tickled so much in my brain, where the eggs were.
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Well that was horrifying and hilarious.
 
Garnate said:
Hooooooo boy! Well drink up; it's insanely smooth. I took VatAss's suggestion and paired it with Coke Zero. Shockingly good.
Do you get along with your mom like I get along with MY mom or do you guys actually like each other?

How are you going to stalk my facebook and not friend me? *Smack*

Thank you! Do I know you yet?
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I am usually in stealth mode.
 
DesEsseintes said:
You ALREADY DID THAT! What happened to double jeopardy?

Dolf and I even discussed shaving spiders' legs afterwards because they tickled so much in my brain, where the eggs were.
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And? Obviously this went well the first time, so may as well give it a second go :kiss:
Garnate said:
I really need more info on the foot poet. :confused:
Don't damage Des, please.
I love you more.

I dunno. At the rate I'm drinking it I won't have much to share with 1HF when she gets here. I doubt it goes very well with white Russians anyway, but there's only one way to find out!
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I'll have to pm you. Quite amusing/weird.
Awwww come on. Can't I just ruin him a little? *puppy eyes*
Lies.

Hey! :mad: you better not drink it all.
Better ask him to send another bottle you lush.
 
Hello Garnate!

My name is dag. James. dag :)

Now can we break the ice? Once the ice is broken we can get to know know each other better :D
 
DesEsseintes said:
Handjobs are a great way of breaking the ice. It's how I got to know Bunny Slippers. He's a surprisingly tender lover.
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That's a little known fact about the little bastard. I wish I'd known that going into it; I wouldn't have brought all of my leather and the giant ball gag. You know how hard it was to wrestle him into all of that? :mad:
1HF said:
And? Obviously this went well the first time, so may as well give it a second go :kiss:

I'll have to pm you. Quite amusing/weird.
Awwww come on. Can't I just ruin him a little? *puppy eyes*
Lies.

Hey! :mad: you better not drink it all.
Better ask him to send another bottle you lush.
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For one thing, if I can polish off this mason jar in a month, I deserve an award. And your kidney, probably. I can't be held accountable. Now pm me, lady!
dagdag said:
Hello Garnate!

My name is dag. James. dag :)

Now can we break the ice? Once the ice is broken we can get to know know each other better :D
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ASL, Social Security # and your mother's maiden name, please. :)
 
Garnate said:
That's a little known fact about the little bastard. I wish I'd known that going into it; I wouldn't have brought all of my leather and the giant ball gag. You know how hard it was to wrestle him into all of that? :mad:
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Know? He made me lick all his latex burns to soothe them, he said. But he was grateful you left him the giant ball gag, so he could practise.
 
Garnate said:
That's a little known fact about the little bastard. I wish I'd known that going into it; I wouldn't have brought all of my leather and the giant ball gag. You know how hard it was to wrestle him into all of that? :mad:

For one thing, if I can polish off this mason jar in a month, I deserve an award. And your kidney, probably. I can't be held accountable. Now pm me, lady!


ASL, Social Security # and your mother's maiden name, please. :)
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Blunt identity theft hmmmm. I'll tell you; my name is James. James Bond.

I can tell you my real fake name in person though. But, if you are in va, you would need to wait for couple of months. I'd be in DC, close by I presume. You can either kill me slowly or break the ice :)
 
Garnate said:
For one thing, if I can polish off this mason jar in a month, I deserve an award. And your kidney, probably. I can't be held accountable. Now pm me, lady!
:)
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I wouldn't put it past you. You don't want my kidneys though, they're rubbish.
Pm's sent. Enjoy ;)

Also, phone chat. Soon. I has whore-or stories and need your sage advice.
 
dagdag said:
Blunt identity theft hmmmm. I'll tell you; my name is James. James Bond.

I can tell you my real fake name in person though. But, if you are in va, you would need to wait for couple of months. I'd be in DC, close by I presume. You can either kill me slowly or break the ice :)
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Are you walking to D.C.?
 
Garnate said:
Hooooooo boy! Well drink up; it's insanely smooth. I took VatAss's suggestion and paired it with Coke Zero. Shockingly good.
Do you get along with your mom like I get along with MY mom or do you guys actually like each other?

How are you going to stalk my facebook and not friend me? *Smack*

Thank you! Do I know you yet?
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Well, the ride home was about an hour and she didn't ask me one single question about my life/work. So. Yeah. She's a lovely woman but she's the Emily Gilmore to my Lorelei.
 
1HF said:
I wouldn't put it past you. You don't want my kidneys though, they're rubbish.
Pm's sent. Enjoy ;)

Also, phone chat. Soon. I has whore-or stories and need your sage advice.
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I can offer you terrible advice but in Dr. Phil's voice. Cool?
 
Wings said:
Well, the ride home was about an hour and she didn't ask me one single question about my life/work. So. Yeah. She's a lovely woman but she's the Emily Gilmore to my Lorelei.
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Aaaaaaaand this is why I should be a real girl and watch that show. I just.....haven't.

But your mom sounds eerily familiar. Is she always pissed off at life and live in Ohio?
 
Nice profile pic! What kind of camera do you use?

I am looking for the perfect sword.
 
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