The catch-up thread.

[Mr Noone]

...Fill me in on all the gossip and make shit up if you have to. I'm good either way.

I've come out as Irish.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I heard you were pretty brazen with your common sense and all hell broke loose.

I'm a cold hard bitch.


Or something like that...

 

[Wings]

Pfffft, my therapist would like to thank her for his new mercedes.

 

[rimmy]

Hiya, handsome. I bet I have a few emails to respond to, eh? Gawd, you're right. I'm a serious bitch.

I had given up hope.

There is a whole generation of noobs who have grown up thinking of her as a myth, or some kind of frightening tale to threaten naughty children with.

She's Kayser Soze?

 

[Garnate]

I've come out as Irish.

Mozel!

I'm a cold hard bitch.


Or something like that...

Cutting people left and right for looking at you wrong; I know. Yelling out "THIS SHIT REAL" whenever someone posts to you. It's never-ending, your hardcore-ness.

Pfffft, my therapist would like to thank her for his new mercedes.

God, that's probably not even sarcasm. I should've been a therapist. We can't be the only ones with ridiculous mothers and I'd really love a Benz.

 

[TwinkleStars]

My therapist and I will never forgive her for that!

*shakes head with deep regret* I know, I know. I received the bill yesterday. I'm sorry I didn't warn others in time.

*crawls back into her troll cave with a big sigh*

 

[Garnate]

I had given up hope.



She's Kayser Soze?

I'm not saying I AM, but I'm not saying I'm not. And I'm so sorry! Seriously.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Cutting people left and right for looking at you wrong; I know. Yelling out "THIS SHIT REAL" whenever someone posts to you. It's never-ending, your hardcore-ness.

Look cunt:





THIS SHIT IS REAL MOTHERFUCKER

 

[TwinkleStars]

Pfffft, my therapist would like to thank her for his new mercedes.

*pokes head out of cave* Tell him the check is in the mail for his summer home in the Caribbean.

 

[Garnate]

Look cunt:





THIS SHIT IS REAL MOTHERFUCKER

I will spend at least one evening responding to everyone with THIS SHIT REAL. But, like, way down the road when most people forget this.

 

[neci]

the cats are under attack.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wife of Bath]

I will spend at least one evening responding to everyone with THIS SHIT REAL. But, like, way down the road when most people forget this.

I will not forget... But that will not diminish my mirth.

 

[Garnate]

the cats are under attack.

Who's cats?!?

Hey lady, my trip your way looks like a sure thing. We'll need to grab dinner and drinks! Maybe grab Pete? I'll motorboat you in front of him, you know, because I can.

Oh definitely. It might be (slightly) funny watching a small piece of him die a little inside. lol Poor fuck. But he'd probably end up having a good night. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

I really can't wait!!!

 

[rimmy]

I'm not saying I AM, but I'm not saying I'm not. And I'm so sorry! Seriously.

Forget that, I wanna know if you are in fact Kayser Soze.

 

[Garnate]

I will not forget... But that will not diminish my mirth.

Might be funnier to those who read this and remember, once it happens. But it'll have to be way down the road. And you're going to have to remind me.

 

[Garnate]

Forget that, I wanna know if you are in fact Kayser Soze.

Maybe I am, and maybe I am.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Might be funnier to those who read this and remember, once it happens. But it'll have to be way down the road. And you're going to have to remind me.

Also, where the fuck have you been?

 

[Farrah]

So I had to check you out/FB stalk you, and dammit, Garnate...are you capable of taking a bad pic? No one should get to be that hot.

I feel like I only know about 1/3 of the folks who post here these days. I can't keep up with the youngsters or the returning oldies. They keep switching their AVs, and I don't seem to know any of the current inside jokes or stories, and I feel old and washed up before my time. I'm going to continue to lurk in here and see if I can learn something about someone. Any something, any someone.

 

[Garnate]

Also, where the fuck have you been?

I'd say ass cancer but someone is already using that one. I dunno, I'm everywhere and nowhere. You know? Probably not since I'm talking out of my rear end. For all I know YOU have been MIA, too. What do you have to say for yourself?

 

[Sinny]

Do I actually get to see it this time?

Yes.
Maybe.

 

[Garnate]

So I had to check you out/FB stalk you, and dammit, Garnate...are you capable of taking a bad pic? No one should get to be that hot.

I feel like I only know about 1/3 of the folks who post here these days. I can't keep up with the youngsters or the returning oldies. They keep switching their AVs, and I don't seem to know any of the current inside jokes or stories, and I feel old and washed up before my time. I'm going to continue to lurk in here and see if I can learn something about someone. Any something, any someone.

Lemme guess, you didn't send me a friend request either. Typical! I see how you fuckers are. No, it's fine. I'm fine. But I'm starting to feel your pain. Let us be washed up together, then.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I'd say ass cancer but someone is already using that one. I dunno, I'm everywhere and nowhere. You know? Probably not since I'm talking out of my rear end. For all I know YOU have been MIA, too. What do you have to say for yourself?

I was helping my sister take care of her toddler and newborn baby.







Boom.

 

[Garnate]

Yes.
Maybe.

I love you.

 

[Garnate]

I was helping my sister take care of her toddler and newborn baby.







Boom.

Welllllllllll I was also helping your sister take care of her toddler and baby and I'm surprised I didn't bump into you.