The catch-up thread.

[islandman]

God he's a pussy. A nice, wet pussy.


I bet dgreen caught that; dude sees EVERYTHING on cam. Fuck!

Who?

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[Wings]

Aaaaaaaand this is why I should be a real girl and watch that show. I just.....haven't.

But your mom sounds eerily familiar. Is she always pissed off at life and live in Ohio?

It's a must be in the mood for a lot of cute and a lot of funny/silly sort of show.

She's normally in Florida but our moms might share notes. "How to alienate your grown daughter in a few short sentences"

 

[dagdag]

Are you walking to D.C.?

That sounds about right. .

I'll fly in mid March and stay for several days.

And you can break the ice and ....

 

[Garnate]

Nice profile pic! What kind of camera do you use?

I am looking for the perfect sword.

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO NOT FRIEND REQUEST ME, LADY????

I use my cell phone. The really clear pics come from being in front of my lighting equipment. The current pic on fb is blur city, taken in my living room.

Who?

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Dude.

 

[rimmy]

Are you finished hiding from us?

Bitch.

 

[Garnate]

It's a must be in the mood for a lot of cute and a lot of funny/silly sort of show.

She's normally in Florida but our moms might share notes. "How to alienate your grown daughter in a few short sentences"

Ugh. That's the absolute worst. I could go on tour talking about the ways my mom has scarred me. I hope to never do that to my children.

That sounds about right. .

I'll fly in mid March and stay for several days.

And you can break the ice and ....

......and drink too much and embarrass you publicly?

 

[pete]

dude you've been here 10 years?

its like you're just taking your first steps

 

[Garnate]

Are you finished hiding from us?

Bitch.

Hiya, handsome. I bet I have a few emails to respond to, eh? Gawd, you're right. I'm a serious bitch.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Are you finished hiding from us?

Bitch.

There is a whole generation of noobs who have grown up thinking of her as a myth, or some kind of frightening tale to threaten naughty children with.

 

[TwinkleStars]

It's a must be in the mood for a lot of cute and a lot of funny/silly sort of show.

She's normally in Florida but our moms might share notes. "How to alienate your grown daughter in a few short sentences"

My grandmother can do this with ONE sentence. Do you think she trained them?

 

[islandman]

There is a whole generation of noobs who have grown up thinking of her as a myth, or some kind of frightening tale to threaten naughty children with.

She's the one with the teeth in her vag and a penchant for tequila, yes?

 

[Garnate]

There is a whole generation of noobs who have grown up thinking of her as a myth, or some kind of frightening tale to threaten naughty children with.

I'm always the cautionary tale, never the bridezilla. Sigh....

 

[Garnate]

She's the one with the teeth in her vag and a penchant for tequila, yes?

Especially leaky vag and penchant for Long Island iced teas but you get the gist.

 

[Sinny]

I would like a handob, you know, to break the ice.

 

[Noor]

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO NOT FRIEND REQUEST ME, LADY????

I use my cell phone. The really clear pics come from being in front of my lighting equipment. The current pic on fb is blur city, taken in my living room.


Dude.

Which one should I friend?

What is your lighting equipment?

 

[Garnate]

I would like a handob, you know, to break the ice.

My handjobs usually break SOMETHING.




My girls!!!! (I'm talking to your boobs)

 

[Wings]

My grandmother can do this with ONE sentence. Do you think she trained them?

Maybe! It's likely because from all the stories I've heard about my maternal grandmother, she was a peach.

 

[islandman]

Especially leaky vag and penchant for Long Island iced teas but you get the gist.

The LI iced tea makes you especially trashy.

 

[Garnate]

Which one should I friend?

What is your lighting equipment?

Oh! Not the Garnate one; I never use that.

Smiley made me a light box for youtube videos. Pretty fancy stuff. lol

 

[Wife of Bath]

The playgrounders are fomenting rebellion against me.

So, nothing new there.

 

[Sinny]

My handjobs usually break SOMETHING.




My girls!!!! (I'm talking to your boobs)

The girls say hi. Hang on, I will shoot a pic of them for you.

 

[Garnate]

The LI iced tea makes you especially trashy.

No, the Irish trashcans I drink make me especially trashy. It's like you're not even paying attention.

The playgrounders are fomenting rebellion against me.

So, nothing new there.

I heard you were pretty brazen with your common sense and all hell broke loose.

 

[Garnate]

The girls say hi. Hang on, I will shoot a pic of them for you.

Do I actually get to see it this time?

 

[TwinkleStars]

Maybe! It's likely because from all the stories I've heard about my maternal grandmother, she was a peach.

I don't doubt it. My grandmother just LOVES to ruin a good time in 5 seconds flat with just a few words.

It's been years since I've seen her so, I apologize if she's moved on to teaching your mom and Garnate's mom.

 

[Garnate]

I don't doubt it. My grandmother just LOVES to ruin a good time in 5 seconds flat with just a few words.

It's been years since I've seen her so, I apologize if she's moved on to teaching your mom and Garnate's mom.

My therapist and I will never forgive her for that!