The Chronic Masturbation Syndrome: What do you use?

psyche said:
LOL! POOF!


AAAH! Say it ain't so, Psyche! Without your alluring and sensual presence, I don't know if the rest of us could keep up a conversation worthy of the 'chronic masturbation' in the title!
 
RomanHans said:
AAAH! Say it ain't so, Psyche! Without your alluring and sensual presence, I don't know if the rest of us could keep up a conversation worthy of the 'chronic masturbation' in the title!

If I haven't disappeared from masterbation yet, I am sure that I will not! LOL! You are just too sweet! :kiss:
 
OK, let's inject a little friendly competition into this thread and see if it attracts any interest...if you truly suffer from 'Chronic Masturbation Syndrome,' what's the maximum number of times you've masturbated in a 24-hour period?

I think that for physiological reasons, males and females need to compete in separate categories.;)

My recollection is that in my younger days, when I had more uninterrupted leisure time, I probably reached a maximum of maybe five or six times in a single day.

Roman
 
I'll bite on this - so to speak! First I want to say what a pleasure it would be to have a 24 hour period to have nothing else to do but to read lit, dream about my lover and get myself off in any number of ways. I'd like to try it and see how many sessions I would have.

I also want to say that even with masterbation there is a quality issue, probably mostly based on how much time you have to devote to it. My best sessions occur when I am home alone, I have access to material like lit, I can use all of my toys and I have a nice block of time. But there are times when I don't have that luxury, I have to get off quickly or not at all so I resort to techniques that will work in a brief amount of time and are easy to put away! If my husband is home at the time, I also have to consider the noise factor, both my toys and me! I have to pick quiet methods and I have to stifle myself.

I have done five or six a day on a Friday when I am home all alone and have time, and in the summer I am off so I can go for hours if I have the time.
 
Number of times probably 4 each time lasting 30 minutes.
Longest period of time maybe 4 to 6 hours in a row.
Longest time with a woman 2 to 3 hours.
I just got too tired after that.
On the other hand ;) , the quickest was 2 minutes. Had to go to work and was horny as hell.
BTW guy
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run on plumbing supplies

shescurious said:
I think the slight pain adds to the orgasm. You have convinced me *runs out to buy removeable showerhead*.

Jeez..............there seems to be some sort of panic buying in the moen showerhead aisle here at Home Depot.....is there anyone out there who can shed some light on th"
(Associated press news Flash "speaker (plumbing dept manager) is not only cut off in mid sentence he apparently has been rudely trampled by a horde crazed women......" stay tuned for details
:D
 
vibrators

sortacurious said:
Hey Athena! Nice thread....I think I missed a PM from you too, sorry about that.


As for the question:

I used to just always torment myself for hours, especially with the stories here at Lit. and maybe tease my nipples through out the day. And then lay in bed, and caress my swollen clit.

Also keeping on the idea of water...the jet in my hot tub is one of my best friends!;)

And then a month or two ago, a friend gave me my first vibe. Hello! Why oh why did I not get one before I'll never know...but I'll never be without one again!:devil:

Do you think this would indicate that battery manufacturers would be the stock buy of the century?
 
fridays

psyche said:
I'll bite on this - so to speak! First I want to say what a pleasure it would be to have a 24 hour period to have nothing else to do but to read lit, dream about my lover and get myself off in any number of ways. I'd like to try it and see how many sessions I would have.

I also want to say that even with masterbation there is a quality issue, probably mostly based on how much time you have to devote to it. My best sessions occur when I am home alone, I have access to material like lit, I can use all of my toys and I have a nice block of time. But there are times when I don't have that luxury, I have to get off quickly or not at all so I resort to techniques that will work in a brief amount of time and are easy to put away! If my husband is home at the time, I also have to consider the noise factor, both my toys and me! I have to pick quiet methods and I have to stifle myself.

I have done five or six a day on a Friday when I am home all alone and have time, and in the summer I am off so I can go for hours if I have the time.
Hmmmm im off on fridays too.........
 
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redathena said:
Not quite, but that does look like fun. There's no dildo attatched. Its just a mini-vibe that goes over the clit and stays there.... all damn day!

Is that the 'butterfly"

I have a friend who wants to get one....any thoughts?
 
Re: fridays

travlr99 said:
Hmmmm im off on fridays too.........


Mmmmmmmmmm...............too bad I'm in Ohio................:kiss:
 
Re: vibrators

travlr99 said:
Do you think this would indicate that battery manufacturers would be the stock buy of the century?

That and hand held shower heads! LOL!
 
Re: Re: vibrators

psyche said:
That and hand held shower heads! LOL!

Excuse me while I call my broker and place an order for 1,000 shares of Kohler.

Roman
 
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travlr99 said:
Is that the 'butterfly"

I have a friend who wants to get one....any thoughts?

Its exactly like the butterfly, actually. It doesnt matter what animal they use, as long as it straps on, vibrates, and has a remonte control for public use! And tell your friend to get 2! :)
 
RomanHans said:
OK, let's inject a little friendly competition into this thread and see if it attracts any interest...if you truly suffer from 'Chronic Masturbation Syndrome,' what's the maximum number of times you've masturbated in a 24-hour period?

I think that for physiological reasons, males and females need to compete in separate categories.;)

My recollection is that in my younger days, when I had more uninterrupted leisure time, I probably reached a maximum of maybe five or six times in a single day.

Roman

You guys all have me beat so far! I've only done it 3 times in one day... But i can get myself off in less than a minute, if nesessary!

red
 
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redathena said:
Its exactly like the butterfly, actually. It doesnt matter what animal they use, as long as it straps on, vibrates, and has a remonte control for public use! And tell your friend to get 2! :)

Is that so you can use two at the same time, or so you have a back-up in case the first wears out too quickly from over-use?
 
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RomanHans said:
Is that so you can use two at the same time, or so you have a back-up in case the first wears out too quickly from over-use?

LOL! I dont think you can use both at the same time, but you never know who may want to borrow it, first off... then, maybe you like two dif colors, and dif animals, and you can keep one in your car and the other in your purse... so many options!
 
less than a minute

redathena said:
You guys all have me beat so far! I've only done it 3 times in one day... But i can get myself off in less than a minute, if nesessary!

red
wow.....is that from a standing "cold " start, or have you been on literotica for an hour when the minute starts.....?

it would seem to me that if you've been reading erotica...(or even more arousing ...writing it), that some time value must be ascribed to the "warm-up time"
After all thats only fair.....<smile>....even goddesses must be fair
 
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redathena said:
Its exactly like the butterfly, actually. It doesnt matter what animal they use, as long as it straps on, vibrates, and has a remonte control for public use! And tell your friend to get 2! :)
Well she's informed me that she wants the model with the WIRELESS REMOTE control..................
Apparently i'm to have this little item in MY control when we're in a public place, ....say a restaurant?
Don't you just love it?
 
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travlr99 said:
Well she's informed me that she wants the model with the WIRELESS REMOTE control..................
Apparently i'm to have this little item in MY control when we're in a public place, ....say a restaurant?
Don't you just love it?

That sounds like fun...........anytime you want to you push the button and watch her face, can see maintain her composure?
 
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psyche said:
That sounds like fun...........anytime you want to you push the button and watch her face, can see maintain her composure?

LOL. remember that movie ...was it 'Harry met Sally'..in the restaurant......"Waiter....I'll have what she's having"........LOL

how are ya this morning hon..... :kiss:
 
Question for you ladies

Have a question for you. I haven't read all the posts yet, so if this is a duplicate, please excuse me!

Have any of you ladies used the "crystal wand" for g-spot stimulation? If so, do you like it?

thanks...

Blue
 
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travlr99 said:
LOL. remember that movie ...was it 'Harry met Sally'..in the restaurant......"Waiter....I'll have what she's having"........LOL

how are ya this morning hon..... :kiss:

Morning all,

I have a feeling that the waiter will not have that particular item on the menu--if they do, please let me know the name of the restaurant!

Roman
 
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travlr99 said:
LOL. remember that movie ...was it 'Harry met Sally'..in the restaurant......"Waiter....I'll have what she's having"........LOL

how are ya this morning hon..... :kiss:

I'm great! Thanks for asking. Yes, I remember that scene - maybe she had the egg! How are you doing? I am at work, just finished teaching two classes starting at 10:30 so I am ready to sit for a minute! I hope you're having a good one.
 
Hey--where is everybody?

Too busy recovering from Hallowe'en to think about masturbation?

Roman
 
I would raise my hand to answer but its busy right now. I was at work today and yesterday shopping, nothing good though.
RomanHans said:
Hey--where is everybody?

Too busy recovering from Hallowe'en to think about masturbation?

Roman
 
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