The Cozy Corner

[KatieKulka32]

OR a 40 oz water bottle filled with vodka flavored water.

You'll be staggering if you drink all of that

 

[MissSNG]

I work in an office by myself. Who's going to frown on me?

Kidding

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Kidding

It's just extra communion. What's wrong with that?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

@Shymidwestgirl I'm not saying I could convert you to coffee but I think if you tried my brews you'd at least get the concept of what it's capable of being.

I’ll admit I like when it’s full of cream and sugar and love the smell. The smell of fresh coffee brewing is a nostalgic childhood memory for me. As my parents always woke super early and I remember the smell of coffee brewing.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You'll be staggering if you drink all of that

Perfect time to bedazzle his monocle

 

[metrifonate]

HR are lovely here. *looks around nervously*

 

[Stephie02]

It's just extra communion. What's wrong with that?

Eat a wafer with it, you'll be fine

 

[metrifonate]

Perfect time to bedazzle his monocle

Is that a euphamism?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I’ll admit I like when it’s full of cream and sugar and love the smell. The smell of fresh coffee brewing is a nostalgic childhood memory for me. As my parents always woke super early and I remember the smell of coffee brewing.

In other words, you enjoy liquid dessert. Got it.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You'll be staggering if you drink all of that

Look at you, concerned with my well being.

You just want to steal my top hat and monocle.

 

[Stephie02]

I pretty much just do mochas so not a real coffee drinker either

 

[Jaws82]

In other words, you enjoy liquid dessert. Got it.

coffee sweet enough to pour over your pancakes

 

[MissSNG]

I’ll admit I like when it’s full of cream and sugar and love the smell. The smell of fresh coffee brewing is a nostalgic childhood memory for me. As my parents always woke super early and I remember the smell of coffee brewing.

I like the smell more than the taste too
BUT I have always liked sweet/flavored lattes or blended iced coffee

My mom used to bribe me to go to school late (it was a charter school so it didn’t really matter) but she’d get me this giant blended coffee called a Seattle Freeze if I let her sleep in

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I pretty much just do mochas so not a real coffee drinker either

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Perfect time to bedazzle his monocle

Is that a euphamism?

I love playing with words. "I really want to bedazzle that monocle."*

Bahahaha Now I"m thinking about @Orwellian69 getting Barney Rubbled.

*No monocles were bedazzled in the creation of this post

 

[Jaws82]

Look at you, concerned with my well being.View attachment 2621708

You just want to steal my top hat and monocle.

in her defense she needs it to go with her cane and cloak

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I like the smell more than the taste too
BUT I have always liked sweet/flavored lattes or blended iced coffee

My mom used to bribe me to go to school late (it was a charter school so it didn’t really matter) but she’d get me this giant blended coffee called a Seattle Freeze if I let her sleep in

Lucky.... My mother would pull the covers off me, toss me a foil wrapped burrito and told me what chores I needed to do when I got home and before she got home from work.

Burrito was delicious. The chores? Not so much.

 

[Stephie02]

I like the smell more than the taste too
BUT I have always liked sweet/flavored lattes or blended iced coffee

My mom used to bribe me to go to school late (it was a charter school so it didn’t really matter) but she’d get me this giant blended coffee called a Seattle Freeze if I let her sleep in

Lattes, too!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Perfect time to bedazzle his monocle

Just you wait until your staggering!

I'll take you through the Taco Bell drive thru.

 

[MissSNG]

Lucky.... My mother would pull the covers off me, toss me a foil wrapped burrito and told me what chores I needed to do when I got home and before she got home from work.

Burrito was delicious. The chores? Not so much.

That was my big sister! When we went to the same public school and had to catch the bus at the ass crack of dawn she’d wake me up by yanking off my blankets .. she also dumped iced water on me in the shower when she thought I was lazing about in there

 

[Jaws82]

Lucky.... My mother would pull the covers off me, toss me a foil wrapped burrito and told me what chores I needed to do when I got home and before she got home from work.

Burrito was delicious. The chores? Not so much.

the burrito was a good payment though!

 

[Stephie02]

Just you wait until your staggering!

I'll take you through the Taco Bell drive thru.

Actually if I'm drunk I'd probably beg for taco bell

Sorry @LatinaCarmen1980

 

[Jaws82]

Just you wait until your staggering!

I'll take you through the Taco Bell drive thru.

oh your looking for a fight i see

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

in her defense she needs it to go with her cane and cloak

Don't you defend her dastardly ways!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Just you wait until your staggering!

I'll take you through the Taco Bell drive thru.

Listen here, cyclops. I don't stagger. When I drink to much I swing a machete for balance. You get me near a Taco Bell and your balls will be in the next chalupa.