The Cozy Corner

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Listen here, cyclops. I don't stagger. When I drink to much I swing a machete for balance. You get me near a Taco Bell and your balls will be in the next chalupa.

Ok fine have it your way.... microwaved tortilla with cheese it is.

 

[jason28053]

You need to get a new prescription for your Monocle. I said it was a perfect time to bedazzle that shit. Not once did I touch it. Are you kidding? Who knows what nasty bovine loving kinky oral sex you've had.

Somebody is a tad grumpy this morning

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You need to get a new prescription for your Monocle. I said it was a perfect time to bedazzle that shit. Not once did I touch it. Are you kidding? Who knows what nasty bovine loving kinky oral sex you've had.

You have @LordofDargaardkeep 's bovine fettish confused with me! but since you do have "kinky oral sex" after I'll allow it!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Eat a wafer with it, you'll be fine

I had a Stroopwafel. So... pretty close!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You have @LordofDargaardkeep 's bovine fettish confused with me! but since you do have "kinky oral sex" after I'll allow it!

I'm not sure what to even make of this comment.

If only I had something sparkly to distract myself with while I ponder its meaning.

 

[Orwellian69]

 

[matureman32]

I'm not sure what to even make of this comment.

If only I had something sparkly to distract myself with while I ponder its meaning.

Perhaps ponder something more meaningful?. Like how do you think the Dawgs will do this coming season?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I'm not sure what to even make of this comment.

If only I had something sparkly to distract myself with while I ponder its meaning.

Hhhhmmmmm wonder what that could be *twirls tiara in my fingers as I contemplate what she means*

 

[CJamarous]

Morning everyone and I don’t drink coffee either same never acquired the taste for bitter brown hot water.

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-buck-blasphemy-blasphemer-john-candy-lunacy-gif-16390534

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Perhaps ponder something more meaningful?. Like how do you think the Dawgs will do this coming season?

I guess I do need to start planning for the upcoming season.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I guess I do need to start planning for the upcoming season.

Georgia football fan?

 

[KatieKulka32]

I can neither confirm nor deny that ice baths on my sister's when they were getting ready for dates.

While your sisters were probably pissed I doubt their dates minded all that much

 

[KatieKulka32]

Someone took the last of the coffee and didn't make more, so I'm feeling slightly stabbier than usual at the moment.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Someone took the last of the coffee and didn't make more, so I'm feeling slightly stabbier than usual at the moment.

Chica, do you really need a reason to feel extra stabby?

Looks for next victim

 

[Shenanigans90]

Someone took the last of the coffee and didn't make more, so I'm feeling slightly stabbier than usual at the moment.

That’s just downright rude!

 

[Stephie02]

Someone took the last of the coffee and didn't make more, so I'm feeling slightly stabbier than usual at the moment.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Ordering Christmas gifts for @LatinaCarmen1980, @Stephie02, and @KatieKulka32.

https://ibb.co/FbBwrMMF

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Georgia football fan?

Completely.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Completely.

Well they play the Razorbacks this year so that’s one easy victory.

 

[metrifonate]

Chica, do you really need a reason to feel extra stabby?

Looks for next victim

*hides in a dark corner*

 

[KatieKulka32]

Chica, do you really need a reason to feel extra stabby?

Looks for next victim

No but now I can tell the judge it was justified

Borrows knives

Ordering Christmas gifts for @LatinaCarmen1980, @Stephie02, and @KatieKulka32.

https://ibb.co/FbBwrMMF

It's just what I wanted!

 

[Shenanigans90]

I had to join the only damn sex site where the women are the ones wanting to do the stabbing.

 

[metrifonate]

I had to join the only damn sex site where the women are the ones wanting to do the stabbing.

Pegging

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You have @LordofDargaardkeep 's bovine fettish confused with me! but since you do have "kinky oral sex" after I'll allow it!

I mention dry rubbing a set of bbq ribs one time and now I am a cow fucker?
(geez I wonder what they would think if I mentioned I was a "bull")

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I had to join the only damn sex site where the women are the ones wanting to do the stabbing.

no kink shaming here