The Cozy Corner

[Shenanigans90]

Scared to click!

It’s innocent

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I buck that Bronco.....

I said "was"...
I have been relocated to a pasture managed by the hot HR chick.. I am her private stock and no longer a part of the petting zoo

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I mention dry rubbing a set of bbq ribs seductively while making eye contact one time and now I am a cow fucker?
(geez I wonder what they would think if I mentioned I was a "bull")

FIFY.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I am in route

This made me laugh .

 

[dawn_of_night]

https://ibb.co/fGYqy0Bb

Oooh common.....

Ill lick it first

 

[dawn_of_night]

I said "was"...
I have been relocated to a pasture managed by the hot HR chick.. I am her private stock and no longer a part of the petting zoo

*hands up backs away slowly*

 

[KatieKulka32]

Why would you if its sunny outside? Save on electric, innit.

Natural gas dryers are less costly, much quicker, and requires less work from me.

I'm impatient and lazy

 

[KatieKulka32]

She said it was a prostate examination.

It actually was

 

[jason28053]

Why would you if its sunny outside? Save on electric, innit.

Lots of pollen in the air this time of year

 

[Orwellian69]

Natural gas dryers are less costly, much quicker, and requires less work from me.

I'm impatient and lazy

Natural gas? You fart on your laundry until its dry?

Seems like harder work than you're making out.

Not sure you can be trusted.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Not sure you can be trusted.

You're just figuring this part out now????

 

[wwot40]

Natural gas dryers are less costly, much quicker, and requires less work from me.

I'm impatient and lazy

You are efficient Katie!

 

[Orwellian69]

You're just figuring this part out now????

I'm only ever like 17% aware of whats going on.

I get there in the end though!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I'm only ever like 17% aware of whats going on.

I get there in the end though!

You just recapped every single one of your sexual encounters.

 

[KatieKulka32]

You are efficient Katie!

The dryer is efficient. And effective!

 

[Orwellian69]

You just recapped every single one of your sexual encounters.

True story, Princess Donut.

 

[cole4258]

Good morning ladies n gents

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

The dryer is efficient. And effective!

High heat kills 99.9% of the evidence left behind.

 

[Jaws82]

You just recapped every single one of your sexual encounters.

Less crying though

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Why would you if its sunny outside? Save on electric, innit.

Pollen.

Lots of pollen in the air this time of year

Exactly.

 

[wwot40]

The dryer is efficient. And effective!

No! The dryer is just a tool in your capable hands!

 

[jason28053]

Good morning ladies n gets

Stupid Get?

 

[KatieKulka32]

I'm only ever like 17% aware of whats going on.

I get there in the end though!

Your phone battery is probably around 17 percent too

High heat kills 99.9% of the evidence left behind.

We can bury the remaining 0.01%. or burn it

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Pollen.

Exactly.

I feel for everyone with allergies. I really do. I love spring time and the smell of flowers and freshly cut grass. Hate the pollen on my car though!

 

[Orwellian69]

Less crying though

From me.