humanmale
Semi-virgin
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2024
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Then why so salty?I'm not a effin' french fry
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Then why so salty?I'm not a effin' french fry
I have salty fluids in meThen why so salty?![]()
I bet you do.I have salty fluids in me![]()
nope not commenting.I have salty fluids in me![]()
TeaseI will have to post more more! Maybe more sexual?
Allow me to explain this one.I mentioned hot oil and I get potty mouth back. Who spoke about glow stick wax![]()
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Can't wait for this response
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Oh I am all ears.Allow me to explain this one.
You don't see the white font?!Oh I am all ears.
NopeYou don't see the white font?!

Makes me sound like a starterSavory
You have savory fluids![]()
You're an amuse bouche madamMakes me sound like a starter
Makes me sound like a starter
An appetizerWhat is a starter?
I'd amuse that bouche, all right.You're an amuse bouche madam
Taking you temporarily off ignore just to say there is no way I'm falling for that again.Ahh man. That is gutting.
Carmen and I needed another person to try the hot wax fantasy for her new book.
Thought you would have been game so was going to ask.
Oh well. You'll never see this message and I'll never know.
An appetizer
He did in fact fall it again two weeks laterTaking you temporarily off ignore just to say there is no way I'm falling for that again.
Last time you gals did that to me, you know damn well it was some of that 900 degree McDonald's coffee and not "hot, sexy wax". I haven't been able to wear my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Speed-O out in public ever since, which is really a travesty for ALL humankind.
Oh sorry! Did I write that out loud? Many apologies, ladies. I meant nothing but respect and affection.
What's the weapon of choice tonight?Last couple of hours at work got nuts. But it's over now and almost time to get reacquainted with my good friend alcohol![]()
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