The Cozy Corner

Ahh man. That is gutting.
Carmen and I needed another person to try the hot wax fantasy for her new book.
Thought you would have been game so was going to ask.
Oh well. You'll never see this message and I'll never know.
Taking you temporarily off ignore just to say there is no way I'm falling for that again.

Last time you gals did that to me, you know damn well it was some of that 900 degree McDonald's coffee and not "hot, sexy wax". I haven't been able to wear my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Speed-O out in public ever since, which is really a travesty for ALL humankind.
 
Taking you temporarily off ignore just to say there is no way I'm falling for that again.

Last time you gals did that to me, you know damn well it was some of that 900 degree McDonald's coffee and not "hot, sexy wax". I haven't been able to wear my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Speed-O out in public ever since, which is really a travesty for ALL humankind.
He did in fact fall it again two weeks later
 
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