The Cozy Corner

[Dayhoosier]

I've only been paying minimal attention.
Is it a toilet for unicorns? Or a toilet made out of unicorns?
One seems way worse than the other.

I don't know why it can't be both

 

[dawn_of_night]

I don't know why it can't be both

Id love my own toilet... I hate public bathroom....

 

[Dayhoosier]

Id love my own toilet... I hate public bathroom....

Oh well say no more....scroll on back baby and your wish shall be granted

 

[EyesOnHers]

Right, you gorgeous lot.
I need to take myself to bed.
Have a fun evening, statesiders
Have a fun morning, australasians

 

[humanmale]

Right, you gorgeous lot.
I need to take myself to bed.
Have a fun evening, statesiders
Have a fun morning, australasians

Pint of water, head ache pills, eggs + bacon, toast

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh well say no more....scroll on back baby and your wish shall be granted

Ima unicorn.... and my very own bathroom.... no marshmallow shanks for you

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Gracious. Y'all been busy.

I'm way too slow right now.


Moves into the slow lane.

 

[Nylonian]

Gracious. Y'all been busy.

I'm way too slow right now.


Moves into the slow lane.

How was yoga?

 

[rick_j21]

Hello all you crazy kids… hope everyone had a great weekend and for those with tomorrow off enjoy it

 

[ScarletDaisy]

How was yoga?

Ha! It was a good work out. And I wasn't struck by lightning and I didn't lick the priest.

 

[rick_j21]

Ha! It was a good work out. And I wasn't struck by lightning and I didn't lick the priest.

Licking a priest was an option. I don’t feel like scrolling but I am very curious?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I'm high and singing showtunes.
Also unicorns. There was something about unicorns.
Did you know the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland? Neat!

Another one for the slow lane. Woo hoo!

 

[RDM97756]

Dropping some puppy fun

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Licking a priest was an option. I don’t feel like scrolling but I am very curious?

Well, it's not on the menu.

When we get communion, I stress. I didn't stick my tongue out enough once. It was awkward.

 

[rick_j21]

Well, it's not on the menu.

When we get communion, I stress. I didn't stick my tongue out enough once. It was awkward.

I’ve taken the Holy Eucharist many times in my life and never licked the priest .. you’re naughty

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah, just be careful of the dreamcrushers!

Now, to post in here, you have to pay the boob pic toll. I do NOT accept IOUs.

Don't get greedy, You've seen my boobies plenty of times

 

[MindYaBitness]

Mindy!!!
I'm drunk.
Taegul is being annoying.
There was some talk of princess toilets

I'm sober, no gummies for a few hours at least, and when is Taegul not annoying? Also, any toilet I bestow my glutes upon is immediately a princess toilet!

 

[asian2015]

Oh my. Trying to catch up and forgot to say hiiiii!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm high and singing showtunes.
Also unicorns. There was something about unicorns.
Did you know the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland? Neat!

Yes, I knew that, thanks to my extensive reading of Scottish themed smut

So, um, when are you posting the voca of your showtune skills???

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Yes, I knew that, thanks to my extensive reading of Scottish themed smut

So, um, when are you posting the voca of your showtune skills???

I think @Whiskeyjack should definitely entertain us with just one teeny little song? Something lively. With swing.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Yes, I knew that, thanks to my extensive reading of Scottish themed smut

So, um, when are you posting the voca of your showtune skills???

Skills? I am a great talent, but only in my own mind. Alas, my voice betrays me. All I want is to sing the song that's in my heart, and it comes out like the wounded screams of a broken legged donkey.
Also, I've moved on from showtunes and I'm doing a full set of Celine Dion god bless that woman.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Well, it's not on the menu.

When we get communion, I stress. I didn't stick my tongue out enough once. It was awkward.

Do you go to one of those churches where the priest puts it right on your tongue? I'm 99% certain that's how the priests get their jollies. Even more so if he passes it to your tongue from his tongue.
Also, why don't Catholics get the wine in their communion? The priests could just take a giant swig and spit it into their congregants mouths. Thank you, daddy!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm also double dosed on gummies tonight so please take anything I say with some huge grains of salt.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Do you go to one of those churches where the priest puts it right on your tongue? I'm 99% certain that's how the priests get their jollies. Even more so if he passes it to your tongue from his tongue.
Also, why don't Catholics get the wine in their communion? The priests could just take a giant swig and spit it into their congregants mouths. Thank you, daddy!

Go green, spit the Eucharist into the congregants mouth. That's not weird at all...

I'm also double dosed on gummies tonight so please take anything I say with some huge grains of salt.

Drunk? Gummies? Show tunes? Are you threatening me with a good time?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Go green, spit the Eucharist into the congregants mouth. That's not weird at all...

Drunk? Gummies? Show tunes? Are you threatening me with a good time?

Pantslessness is mandatory.