The Cozy Corner

[MindYaBitness]

Pantslessness is mandatory.

Well, that might be a deal breaker, though I'm about to turn in & cozy up with some smut. I could night gown over a tank & shorties set

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Went upstairs t o have a heartfelt man-to-man with my teenage said who said, "Fuck you" to me earlier. Because macrodosed on caannabis is when you want to have that talk. He's a good kid, he really is. He's just 15 and his brain isn't fully cooked yet. But he was soundly passed the fuck out. So... no very special episode of whatever the name of my show is called. I'm thinking "Cooter & The Dong." Like a hard-boiled 80s action show. Hopefully with a hovercraft. Hovercrafts seem like an 80's action-show must-have. I'll be The Dong. Who wants to be Cooter? Or should we call it "Corn Dog & Vajayjay"?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Oh, and we're goinna have the most porn-stachingest mustachhes!
Yes, you too Vajayay.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

HAve you ever thoughtabout what you would take as your regnal name if you were heir to a throne somewhere, even 115th in line, and the other 114 all got food poisonings from the improprerly chilled rawbar, and suddenly you were being crowned King or Queen of Buttfuckinglandia. Would you go tradiitional, like, "Oh, I'm another fucking King Henry." Or would you mix it up. "'Sup, sluts, I'm King Fingerblaster the Nasty"

Or what would your papal name be?
I like Pope Orville Redenbacher

 

[asian2015]

@Whiskeyjack
You're hilarious, don't ya ever stop!

Hello btw, I'm one of the newbies.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

@Whiskeyjack
You're hilarious, don't ya ever stop!

Hello btw, I'm one of the newbies.

Bonjour bonjour! A salam alaykum! Willkommen, bienvenue! Ahoy and howdy!

 

[dawn_of_night]

King WhiskeyJack Mehandoffh the 1st ???

 

[Winniewanderer]

Hi, I'm new

I've been on Lit before but only recently made an account. I love this vibe and would love to stay for a bit! I brought donuts I'll just be here on a bean bag contently reading some smut

 

[MindYaBitness]

HAve you ever thoughtabout what you would take as your regnal name if you were heir to a throne somewhere, even 115th in line, and the other 114 all got food poisonings from the improprerly chilled rawbar, and suddenly you were being crowned King or Queen of Buttfuckinglandia. Would you go tradiitional, like, "Oh, I'm another fucking King Henry." Or would you mix it up. "'Sup, sluts, I'm King Fingerblaster the Nasty"

Or what would your papal name be?
I like Pope Orville Redenbacherp

I'll take my dog's AKC name, Crown Princess Boudicca Brunhilda von Alfred's Bane

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'll take my dog's AKC name, Crown Princess Boudicca Brunhilda von Alfred's Bane

thats a whole lotta syllables

 

[Dayhoosier]

HAve you ever thoughtabout what you would take as your regnal name if you were heir to a throne somewhere, even 115th in line, and the other 114 all got food poisonings from the improprerly chilled rawbar, and suddenly you were being crowned King or Queen of Buttfuckinglandia. Would you go tradiitional, like, "Oh, I'm another fucking King Henry." Or would you mix it up. "'Sup, sluts, I'm King Fingerblaster the Nasty"

Or what would your papal name be?
I like Pope Orville Redenbacher

Can I just be like the Duke of Dad Jokes or the Emperor of Ultras?

 

[Nylonian]

Hi, I'm new

I've been on Lit before but only recently made an account. I love this vibe and would love to stay for a bit! I brought donuts I'll just be here on a bean bag contently reading some smut

Hi. Welcome, Winnie. I see you found the bean bags. Not sure if it's up your alley, I have stories here too.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Can I just be like the Duke of Dad Jokes or the Emperor of Ultras?

You can be whatever your dear heart wants you to be. Its your Buttfuckinglandia.

 

[Winniewanderer]

Hi. Welcome, Winnie. I see you found the bean bags. Not sure if it's up your alley, I have stories here too.

Oooo I would love to read them!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Can I just be like the Duke of Dad Jokes or the Emperor of Ultras?

Duke Dayhose Hoosier House of Lord the 1st

 

[Nylonian]

Oooo I would love to read them!

https://www.literotica.com/authors/Nylonian/works/stories

I'd start with 'Work Wife Balance'.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Hi, I'm new

I've been on Lit before but only recently made an account. I love this vibe and would love to stay for a bit! I brought donuts I'll just be here on a bean bag contently reading some smut

Hiya!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Duke Dayhose Hoosier House of Lord the 1st

Well my first act as Duke is to appoint you royal namer

 

[MindYaBitness]

thats a whole lotta syllables

Then I don't think you'll like my other dog's name either

 

[wwot40]

Hi, I'm new

I've been on Lit before but only recently made an account. I love this vibe and would love to stay for a bit! I brought donuts I'll just be here on a bean bag contently reading some smut

Welcome aboard Winnie!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Queen Elvira. I just want the dress and wig. I won't lie

 

[wwot40]

Queen Elvira. I just want the dress and wig. I won't lie

Please post that pic Daisy!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Hi, I'm new

I've been on Lit before but only recently made an account. I love this vibe and would love to stay for a bit! I brought donuts I'll just be here on a bean bag contently reading some smut

Welcome! I’ll just take those donuts over to the snack table - they’ll be very safe with me, I promise!

 

[jason28053]

Then I don't think you'll like my other dog's name either

I see you found where we were hiding in plain sight

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Then I don't think you'll like my other dog's name either

Does your other dog have a title too?

I've never had more than one pet at a time. But if I ever do get two pets at once I'm naming them Zuul and Gozer.