The Cozy Corner

[NightOfPassion2]

I can't believe how fucking stupid and funny this story is. The Audible narrator does it perfectly. Hubby does a really good job at it too!


I'm still working on the first one! I read what I had to hubby and my ass hit the keyboard when he picked me up. Care to see what my ass wrote?

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software geek here...that looks like fun coded up

 

[ScarletDaisy]

software geek here...that looks like fun coded up

My notepad++'s toes curled.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

What the actual fuck is happening
I can't fuck shit up by myself forever.. You better eat a chilli pepper or taco or drink a Modelo or whatever you need to rehydrate and get back in the game sis..

Listen here mister. Your special half would appreciate it if we all brought Cozy back to it's intended format - full of unicorns, pillows, libraries, and floating hearts. I sort of poisoned that so this is me trying to help bring it back!

Fidgets with a lighter, a bag of ball bearings, and PCV pipe

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Fidgets with a lighter, a bag of ball bearings, and PCV pipe

Uses MacGyver skills to turn that into an outdoor kitchen!

Let's have a cookout. Who is manning the grill?

 

[CarlyAnn]

I don't think we are

That could be my dog….his name IS Charlie.

 

[KatieKulka32]

I can't believe how fucking stupid and funny this story is. The Audible narrator does it perfectly. Hubby does a really good job at it too!


I'm still working on the first one! I read what I had to hubby and my ass hit the keyboard when he picked me up. Care to see what my ass wrote?

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Swoons

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Listen here mister. Your special half would appreciate it if we all brought Cozy back to it's intended format - full of unicorns, pillows, libraries, and floating hearts. I sort of poisoned that so this is me trying to help bring it back!

Fidgets with a lighter, a bag of ball bearings, and PCV pipe

Well fuck... I mean she might give us a pass...
Maybe we should go on a Lit World Tour and fuck all the threads up?
We haven't done that already have we?
@RDM97756 thread looks ripe for the picking?

 

[jason28053]

I can't believe how fucking stupid and funny this story is. The Audible narrator does it perfectly. Hubby does a really good job at it too!


I'm still working on the first one! I read what I had to hubby and my ass hit the keyboard when he picked me up. Care to see what my ass wrote?

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What an Ass!

 

[CarlyAnn]

See you all later….I’m off to get my second USGI shot in an hour. It hurts like a MF’er and even with insurance it costs me $152. If this doesn’t fix my shoulder, it may be surgery time. Waaahhh

 

[TunnelKing089]

See you all later….I’m off to get my second USGI shot in an hour. It hurts like a MF’er and even with insurance it costs me $152. If this doesn’t fix my shoulder, it may be surgery time. Waaahhh

Good luck,take care.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I did not mean to be offensive towards a real-life situation.

No worries! I thought you meant something veeery different

Ok, what did you people do to the other guy?

Uh, I don’t want to bring the thread down. It was pretty grim

What an Ass!

 

[CarlyAnn]

Good luck,take care.

Thanks…I’ve gone from one of the top female shooters in Massachusetts to a broken down geezerlike person….but still not on Tums (yet). Love my darts

 

[jason28053]

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[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

No worries! I thought you meant something veeery different



Uh, I don’t want to bring the thread down. It was pretty grim

PM me.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

See you all later….I’m off to get my second USGI shot in an hour. It hurts like a MF’er and even with insurance it costs me $152. If this doesn’t fix my shoulder, it may be surgery time. Waaahhh

If you were @jason28053 I would tell you to give a rest or switch hands

 

[jason28053]

If you were @jason28053 I would tell you to give a rest or switch hands

I’ll have you know that I’m ambidextrous. So there!!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

See you all later….I’m off to get my second USGI shot in an hour. It hurts like a MF’er and even with insurance it costs me $152. If this doesn’t fix my shoulder, it may be surgery time. Waaahhh

I hope this helps!

 

[CarlyAnn]

 

[jason28053]

Classic!

 

[cheekygirl75]

 

[jason28053]

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I just saw this! So sad

 

[TunnelKing089]

Not quite Boston accent but this is about it for me here...

 

[ScarletDaisy]

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Nooooooooooo

Not Giles!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*sob*

 

[Dayhoosier]

Listen here mister. Your special half would appreciate it if we all brought Cozy back to it's intended format - full of unicorns, pillows, libraries, and floating hearts. I sort of poisoned that so this is me trying to help bring it back!

Fidgets with a lighter, a bag of ball bearings, and PCV pipe

Honestly I don't want people to be unhappy and I'm aware I'm one of only like two or three people that didn't like all that. I'm not saying this to be passive aggressive or anything like that at all.... I promise I'm being sincere. If I don't like it I can go over to the other chill thread. I didn't mean to contribute to the ruining of the fun for you two. For real.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I can't believe how fucking stupid and funny this story is. The Audible narrator does it perfectly. Hubby does a really good job at it too!


I'm still working on the first one! I read what I had to hubby and my ass hit the keyboard when he picked me up. Care to see what my ass wrote?

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Looks like the messages my cats send my coworkers. lol