The Cozy Corner

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Well fuck... I mean she might give us a pass...
Maybe we should go on a Lit World Tour and fuck all the threads up?
We haven't done that already have we?
@RDM97756 thread looks ripe for the picking?

I'm fragile. Really. After everything.... I break easily. Do you know how hard it is to get all this evil back inside a broken vessel?! Be nice! Tempting me with a wrecking tour? You should be ashamed, you.....

amazing friend! We could totally ruin some....

Wait! Ah ha! I see what you did there! I will not fall .....

Today

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Relax. No one is blaming you for anything. I act the same way on every thread I visit and I am fully aware that not everyone agrees with my heathen antics. If I offended you personally I apologize for that. No one needs to leave here on my account, I am like a feral dog and will wonder off soon chasing a rabbit or something anyway

Heel! I said Heel!

Where is @Shymidwestgirl ?! I swear if you pee on the rug again.....

 

[RDM97756]

I'm fragile. Really. After everything.... I break easily. Do you know how hard it is to get all this evil back inside a broken vessel?! Be nice! Tempting me with a wrecking tour? You should be ashamed, you.....

amazing friend! We could totally ruin some....

Wait! Ah ha! I see what you did there! I will not fall .....

Today

It has started… something about roasting bunnies in the spa.

 

[Sleepstory]

I'm fragile. Really. After everything.... I break easily. Do you know how hard it is to get all this evil back inside a broken vessel?! Be nice! Tempting me with a wrecking tour? You should be ashamed, you.....

amazing friend! We could totally ruin some....

Wait! Ah ha! I see what you did there! I will not fall .....

Today

Something tells me this won’t last long..

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It has started… something about roasting bunnies in the spa.

I've already shared this yesterday in another thread, but growing up in Mexican home means having the unnatural ability to have a dark sense of humor - often targeting people's worst insecurities. But then you add living in military communities with a man who's dark sense of humor looks like a PBS show compared to mine.... well....

Resists to the urge to say things totally not appropriate and clashes with my desire to be a Good good Girl.

 

[jason28053]

I've already shared this yesterday in another thread, but growing up in Mexican home means having the unnatural ability to have a dark sense of humor - often targeting people's worst insecurities. But then you add living in military communities with a man who's dark sense of humor looks like a PBS show compared to mine.... well....

Resists to the urge to say things totally not appropriate and clashes with my desire to be a Good good Girl.

Good girl

 

[RDM97756]

I've already shared this yesterday in another thread, but growing up in Mexican home means having the unnatural ability to have a dark sense of humor - often targeting people's worst insecurities. But then you add living in military communities with a man who's dark sense of humor looks like a PBS show compared to mine.... well....

Resists to the urge to say things totally not appropriate and clashes with my desire to be a Good good Girl.

Honestly, i am not against rabbit stew… i have been raised on farms… i see animals i see dinner… out side of dogs; cats; most rodents.

But the chaos has disturbed those relaxing in the spa and not i have to work over time to massage each and everyone back to a state of peace…

No… i am not complaining about putting my hands on people

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Honestly, i am not against rabbit stew… i have been raised on farms… i see animals i see dinner… out side of dogs; cats; most rodents.

But the chaos has disturbed those relaxing in the spa and not i have to work over time to massage each and everyone back to a state of peace…

No… i am not complaining about putting my hands on people

So what you're saying is you're benefiting from the services I provided.... and without proper compensation?! I need a lawyer!

 

[jason28053]

So what you're saying is you're benefiting from the services I provided.... and without proper compensation?! I need a lawyer!

Get @lilmissdarling

 

[lilmissdarling]

You rang?

 

[RDM97756]

So what you're saying is you're benefiting from the services I provided.... and without proper compensation?! I need a lawyer!

Yes you do!!!

But you dont get a dime till i have satisfied the clientele

 

[jason28053]

You rang?

Carmen needs an attorney

 

[RDM97756]

You rang?

Carmen needs an attorney

Where is the damn “oh Shit” emoji?!?

 

[lilmissdarling]

Yes you do!!!

But you dont get a dime till i have satisfied the clientele

Exploiting people for financial gain is a crime. I suggest you find a good attorney too.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Honestly, i am not against rabbit stew… i have been raised on farms… i see animals i see dinner… out side of dogs; cats; most rodents.

But the chaos has disturbed those relaxing in the spa and not i have to work over time to massage each and everyone back to a state of peace…

No… i am not complaining about putting my hands on people

@lilmissdarling I believe I have a claim for uncompensated work!

 

[jason28053]

@lilmissdarling I believe I have a claim for uncompensated work!

Carmen don’t work for free!!

 

[RDM97756]

Exploiting people for financial gain is a crime. I suggest you find a good attorney too.

I am not exploiting… she voluntarily gave me business.

 

[jason28053]

I am not exploiting… she voluntarily gave me business.

That doesn’t sound like @LatinaCarmen1980

 

[lilmissdarling]

I am not exploiting… she voluntarily gave me business.

To Whom It May Concern,
I am writing to formally request compensation for services rendered in connection with the substantial increase in engagement, entertainment value, and overall sales performance of your Thread.

Over the course of her participation, Carmen has consistently provided the following professional services:
~Creation of mild to severe chaos.
~Enhancement of comment section activity.
~Generation of excessive notifications.

Therefore, I hereby demand the following compensation package:
Back pay for all chaos-related labor.
A percentage of profits generated from her shenanigans.
One (1) iced coffee and a sincere thank you Carmen.
And all the money you have on your person's.

I trust we can resolve this matter amicably before matters spiral completely out of control.
Respectfully,
Lilmiss


@LatinaCarmen1980 - My attorney fee is one margarita with an extra shot.

 

[RDM97756]

That doesn’t sound like @LatinaCarmen1980

Doesn’t have to sound like her… just look at her conversation with Lord… a lot of things ate not sounding like carmen today… she is out of character.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

To Whom It May Concern,
I am writing to formally request compensation for services rendered in connection with the substantial increase in engagement, entertainment value, and overall sales performance of your Thread.

Over the course of her participation, Carmen has consistently provided the following professional services:
~Creation of mild to severe chaos.
~Enhancement of comment section activity.
~Generation of excessive notifications.

Therefore, I hereby demand the following compensation package:
Back pay for all chaos-related labor.
A percentage of profits generated from her shenanigans.
One (1) iced coffee and a sincere thank you Carmen.
And all the money you have on your person's.

I trust we can resolve this matter amicably before matters spiral completely out of control.
Respectfully,
Lilmiss


@LatinaCarmen1980 - My attorney fee is one margarita with an extra shot.

I fully believe in compensating handsomely for services rendered. Enclosed you will find a booked, all expenses paid trip to your spa of choice along with a month's supply of any flavored margarita along with a six bottles of chilled Patron Silver. Your services were more than I could have expected and you are guaranteed ongoing business in the near future.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Oh I can't wait to see this episode of Judge Judy... you fuckers are in for a treat... I don't know if this much RBF is allowed on network tv!
But I am going with @lilmissdarling for the win on this one

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Oh I can't wait to see this episode of Judge Judy... you fuckers are in for a treat... I don't know if this much RBF is allowed on network tv!
But I am going with @lilmissdarling for the win on this one

I tried to be civil. I really did. You saw me try! But can Carmen catch a break? Apparently not! Instead, I have to be the one breaking... rules, bones, blood vessels, hearts ....

 

[RDM97756]

@LatinaCarmen1980
I understand you desire compensation for what you willing chose to do… at it seems you are battling character identity today, please accept my gift of a month of free massages.

We also offer complimentary margaritas extra strong to help ease in the relaxation process.

As for @LordofDargaardkeep i presume you too will want compensation but not at the spa, so here is a free invitation to hunt the elk that tear up my farm.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I tried to be civil. I really did. You saw me try! But can Carmen catch a break? Apparently not! Instead, I have to be the one breaking... rules, bones, blood vessels, hearts ....

No worries... I think Lit prison is co-ed I will be in the cell beside you awaiting arraignment