The Cozy Corner

[MidwestPrincess23]

Okay so we've confirmed you're not an Italian nonna.

omg - I almost spit out my drink!

 

[Nylonian]

omg - I almost spit out my drink!

I'll be here 'til Sunday.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Hubby is in a high caloric meal plan because he wants to bulk up. I don't see how he could get any bigger and I told him if his shoulders touch me when we're in bed, I'm kicking him to the guest room.

 

[Qky75]

I thought you were just on the slow descent to this

I think this idea was already firmly planted in his brain before I said it

Getting takeout would be too much work and the shredded cheese was calling his name right?

Except for whomever the gen z kid that came up with the backward hoodie so they could graze salty snacks from the hood for hands free gaming.... brilliant!!

 

[Dayhoosier]

I'm the opposite. I love bringing together a delicious meal... But then don't want to eat because I've been smelling it so much.

I feel this

 

[Nylonian]

Hubby is in a high caloric meal plan because he wants to bulk up. I don't see how he could get any bigger and I told him if his shoulders touch me when we're in bed, I'm kicking him to the guest room.

That's honestly a good policy. Either that or a bigged bed.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

That's honestly a good policy. Either that or a bigged bed.

Our bedroom isnt that big. We have a king now. He says we could get an Alaskan king. I didn't even know they made them bigger!

 

[KatieKulka32]

STFU!! That's exactly what he's said in the past when I come home and find the Costco size bag of shredded cheese in the trash!!!

I've seen that move before, even when I offered to make my guy something

Except for whomever the gen z kid that came up with the backward hoodie so they could graze salty snacks from the hood for hands free gaming.... brilliant!!

What's that thing they use to feed horses. We could probably make a fortune selling those to people

 

[Nylonian]

Our bedroom isnt that big. We have a king now. He says we could get an Alaskan king. I didn't even know they made them bigger!

I was about to discuss size limitation because I didn't think you live in a TARDIS.

 

[Qky75]

Nnnope! The only good German bits I ever overheard from my Gramma was when she was angry at Grandpa and didn't want us kids to know what she was saying under her breath or when Sunday dinner was about to do her in.

I was in highschool before I learned Verdammt einen Depp might not mean a term of endearment

 

[Dayhoosier]

Ok well I don't which camp this puts me in: I love to cook...I cook almost every meal here ......I also love to eat...I'll eat anything ...gourmet cuisine, fast food, that stuff in the cafeteria..... Now where'd that popcorn get to and can we scare up a bourbon or a beer?

 

[Qky75]

I've seen that move before, even when I offered to make my guy something

What's that thing they use to feed horses. We could probably make a fortune selling those to people

Already done....sigh.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Can attest to this as someone who spends 3 hours making a meal only to devour it in 15 minutes. Absolute truffle pig behaviour.

*Checks watch" damn I totally missed the over under on number of truffle pig metaphors today. I took the under... Who knew? *Logs out of draft kings*

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Ok well I don't which camp this puts me in: I love to cook...I cook almost every meal here ......I also love to eat...I'll eat anything ...gourmet cuisine, fast food, that stuff in the cafeteria..... Now where'd that popcorn get to and can we scare up a bourbon or a beer?

we're in the same camp here
give me gourmet, give me chef boyardee
food is good

Bourbon? I have that!

 

[Qky75]

we're in the same camp here
give me gourmet, give me chef boyardee
food is good

Bourbon? I have that!

I ran out last night

 

[Dayhoosier]

Our bedroom isnt that big. We have a king now. He says we could get an Alaskan king. I didn't even know they made them bigger!

As a former furniture store manager....Alaskan kings are a huge pain and the sheets are difficult to find and ...not worth it.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Already done....sigh.

Well ... Back to the drawing board. And my day job in the morning I guess.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Well ... Back to the drawing board. And my day job in the morning I guess.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I ran out last night

C'mere! I have plenty!

 

[Qky75]

Oh!....and @KatieKulka32 .....there was only a finger. Jigger or so left in the bottle so I just added the lemon juice and simple syrup to the bottle and gave it a good shake.....did I look like a wino or a guy who didn't dirty more glasses?!?

 

[Dayhoosier]

we're in the same camp here
give me gourmet, give me chef boyardee
food is good

Bourbon? I have that!

Is it cozy cabins camp? Are we all divided into cabins and compete in canoeing and capture the flag? Whose braking out with me tonight after the counselors go to bed (@MidwestPrincess23 and @Shymidwestgirl )? We can paddle across the lake and see what they are doing in the chaos thread

 

[Qky75]

C'mere! I have plenty!

What kind ..... Not that I'll be a snob... just want to sound distinguishing

 

[Dayhoosier]

Oh!....and @KatieKulka32 .....there was only a finger. Jigger or so left in the bottle so I just added the lemon juice and simple syrup to the bottle and gave it a good shake.....did I look like a wino or a guy who didn't dirty more glasses?!?

Yes
I mean I'm not Katie but...yes

 

[Nylonian]

*Checks watch" damn I totally missed the over under on number of truffle pig metaphors today. I took the under... Who knew? *Logs out of draft kings*

You know what else we can do an over under on? The number of times beer or whiskey gets mentioned here. Or coffee as a separate draft.

 

[Qky75]

Is it cozy cabins camp? Are we all divided into cabins and compete in canoeing and capture the flag? Whose braking out with me tonight after the counselors go to bed (@MidwestPrincess23 and @Shymidwestgirl )? We can paddle across the lake and see what they are doing in the chaos thread

No!!!! That's how the monsters ALWAYS know when to attack...ain't you never seen Jason?!?!?