The Cozy Corner

[Dayhoosier]

She can't get to me at work....

So I'm safe!

I actually do admire your bravery *steps back from him and gives him a WIDE birth*

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I actually do admire your bravery *steps back from him and gives him a WIDE birth*

I do work on a military installation, so unless she has base access, aka a CAC card, I am safe.

 

[Dayhoosier]

I do work on a military installation, so unless she has base access, aka a CAC card, I am safe.

I said what I said

 

[KatieKulka32]

She can't get to me at work....

So I'm safe!

Yeah like I can't scale a fence

 

[ScarletDaisy]

She can't get to me at work....

So I'm safe!

Famous last words...

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Yeah like I can't scale a fence

Ninja skillz. I have faith in you.

 

[peekingone]

Question for my Cozy Fam - Now that it's Wednesday, are you plotting any weekend depravity?

Nephew getting married so will be attending that.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Yeah like I can't scale a fence

Famous last words...

You COULD scale the fence(s) but then you would have the problem of ARMED MP's to deal with.

And NO I'm not visiting you in prison!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

And NO I'm not visiting you in prison!

And again... famous last words.

 

[peekingone]

Noting to exploit you with this weakness in the future

Anymore "F" bombs today.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You COULD scale the fence(s) but then you would have the problem of ARMED MP's to deal with.

And NO I'm not visiting you in prison!

Ahem, have you seen today's MPs? Please. You get more vigilant surveillance from the crackhead down the street!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Ninja skillz. I have faith in you.

Ninja skills, I like that

Anymore "F" bombs today.

I've been good!

 

[KatieKulka32]

You COULD scale the fence(s) but then you would have the problem of ARMED MP's to deal with.

And NO I'm not visiting you in prison!

Nothing a little sweet talking won't solve.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Ninja skills, I like that

I've been good!

'Good' is relative.

When his eyes roll back - that's good.

When his eyes roll back, his toes curl and he speaks in tongues - that's 'Good'

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Nothing a little sweet talking won't solve.

MP's are a curious bunch. Even the slightest smile or wink and they will violate national security in a heartbeat - @SirCorneliusWankumbush, you're doomed.

 

[peekingone]

'Good' is relative.

When his eyes roll back - that's good.

When his eyes roll back, his toes curl and he speaks in tongues - that's 'Good'

Even when he says oh God "F@#$ that is good and even better.

 

[KatieKulka32]

speaks in tongues - that's 'Good'

So he doesn't need an exorcism when this happens?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

So he doesn't need an exorcism when this happens?

I believe I draw out all the 'evil'

 

[subdudeme13]

'Good' is relative.

When his eyes roll back - that's good.

When his eyes roll back, his toes curl and he speaks in tongues - that's 'Good'

When his eyes roll back, his toes curl and he speaks in tongues - that's 'Good' When his legs shake out of control and he can't catch his breath.

 

[KatieKulka32]

he can't catch his breath.

If this happens, you might want to consider doing a bit more cardio.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

If this happens, you might want to consider doing a bit more cardio.

That's why I chase him with the butcher knife - it's cardio for us both!

 

[subdudeme13]

That's why I chase him with the butcher knife - it's cardio for us both!

I am good with the cardio, my pulse gets down to 45 or so at rest. I will have to run a mile or so to see what it gets up to, I have measured it at 120 on the treadmill. You know I have a kink for knife play.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Nothing a little sweet talking won't solve.

Then you have to find me..... and I can always lie and say I've never heard of such a website!

MP's are a curious bunch. Even the slightest smile or wink and they will violate national security in a heartbeat - @SirCorneliusWankumbush, you're doomed.

Am not!!! How dare you disparage MP's like that!!!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Then you have to find me..... and I can always lie and say I've never heard of such a website!

I'll just ask around for the most obnoxious man on base and it will lead me directly to you!

 

[metrifonate]

Evening: sitting down with a coffee and Lindt chocolate.