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[luvthedesserts]

On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Will he offer me his mouth? Yes
Will he offer me his teeth? Yes
Will he offer me his jaws? Yes
Will he offer me his hunger? Yes
Again, will he offer me his hunger? Yes
And will he starve without me? Yes
And does he love me? Yes
Yes
On a hot summer night eould you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? Yes

I bet you say that to all the boys

MEAT LOAF - YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH...written by Jim Steinman.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Maybe drinking alone and listening to Meatloaf was a bad idea.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it

 

[luvthedesserts]

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

 

[perkyT]

Don't be so sure.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Don't be so sure.

I'm positive. What's the question again?

 

[Sensualdreamer]

I've been curious about you, yet reluctant to talk to you. You confuse me and there have been times where I've wondered if you're either transgender or a transvestite

 

[luvthedesserts]

Scotch. A rather large glass of scotch. And a few ice cubes to keep it company.

 

[IhateClowns]

Whose favorite drink is Sierra Mist???? Who goes to a restaurant praying they serve Sierra Mist?

 

[BradBigBrain]

Whose favorite drink is Sierra Mist???? Who goes to a restaurant praying they serve Sierra Mist?

I like throwback Sierra Mist and Pepsi...but I wouldn't expect either in any restaurant I went to.

 

[Ellafun]

It's my brother's minivan. He lost his spine as soon as he bought it. Poor guy won't feel a thing.

This ^^^^ made me laugh out loud! Thanks, I needed that!!

 

[Pinktacokitty]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/110a2e0ffb12a8d4c9bcd5f0a650db7e/tumblr_mp8ukhcmE71r4dwxxo1_500.gif

 

[85Ironman]

a pair of blue boxer shorts

 

[perkyT]

You know...there are meds for that. Oh...natural remedies, too.

 

[Slow Ride469]

You know...there are meds for that. Oh...natural remedies, too.

10++++++++

 

[respeito]

seriously?

 

[perkyT]

seriously?

Seriously.

hallooo, bella.

 

[luvthedesserts]

No, I'm rarely serious. It's just not my bag, baby.

 

[Mrtenant]

yes, PTK

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

If I sent a pm to every crush in this thread I'd be writing all day!

 

[BradBigBrain]

Seriously.

hallooo, bella.

All three, shake hands, kiss and fuck. Maybe at the same time.

 

[respeito]

Seriously.

hallooo, bella.

hello, my love.

No, I'm rarely serious. It's just not my bag, baby.

it's okay. we're all mad here.

or something like that.

 

[luvthedesserts]

If I sent a pm to every crush in this thread I'd be writing all day!

That's what copy and paste is for. It's saved me so much time.

 

[Slow Ride469]

If I sent a pm to every crush in this thread I'd be writing all day!

And I still wouldn't get one