Miles Long
Fuck victoriously!
- Joined
- Oct 21, 2005
- Posts
- 21,358
Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!
The Every Thread In The Pg Thread In One Thread
- Thread starter IhateClowns
- Start date
- Status
munch2much
Intelligence is sexy
- Joined
- Aug 18, 2008
- Posts
- 14,105
i'd love to kiss Respeito but I am drinking green tea (fuck me tea is divine) wearing 34 items of clothing. Soon to be cum-stained as i am currently masturbating. I wish i hadn't said that. I wish i had a tissue. I wish i hadnt done that. MLO was 5 seconds ago.
That was nice
That was nice
luvthedesserts
luvherdesserts
- Joined
- May 23, 2012
- Posts
- 10,103
I rarely have sex naked.
I like to leave quickly
Kind of like the way I cum.
I like to leave quickly
Kind of like the way I cum.
FantasySlut
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Apr 9, 2006
- Posts
- 139,858
I'm sorry - this made me laugh lol
Devlishone4fun
I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide
- Joined
- Feb 18, 2013
- Posts
- 17,783
Justin Moore - Backwoods
munch2much
Intelligence is sexy
- Joined
- Aug 18, 2008
- Posts
- 14,105
No point saying that... i think she has already gone!
luvthedesserts
luvherdesserts
- Joined
- May 23, 2012
- Posts
- 10,103
Making fun of a guy's issues, huh? I'm proud of being the Speedy Gonzalez of ejaculation. If you can't be the best, be the fastest. That's what I tell myself.
FantasySlut
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Apr 9, 2006
- Posts
- 139,858
respeito
functional idiot
- Joined
- Jul 25, 2011
- Posts
- 24,137
you weren't thinking about kissing me as you were....doing that other thing, were you?
munch2much
Intelligence is sexy
- Joined
- Aug 18, 2008
- Posts
- 14,105
respeito
functional idiot
- Joined
- Jul 25, 2011
- Posts
- 24,137
no. pleasing yourself.
and i don't know what's in that tea of yours....but my clothes stay on. perhaps i can direct you to the personals?
munch2much
Intelligence is sexy
- Joined
- Aug 18, 2008
- Posts
- 14,105
I am the Houdini of removing ladies cloths.
I do not wear women's cloths.
I didnt really spurt my man fluid whilst thinking of kissing the aforementioned Litster. Yet....
I do not wear women's cloths.
I didnt really spurt my man fluid whilst thinking of kissing the aforementioned Litster. Yet....
B
BradBigBrain
Guest
respeito
functional idiot
- Joined
- Jul 25, 2011
- Posts
- 24,137
I am the Houdini of removing ladies cloths.
I do not wear women's cloths.
I didnt really spurt my man fluid whilst thinking of kissing the aforementioned Litster. Yet....
*laughs* if i haven't told you before, you're adorable.
chargergirl
Fet Central and GLBT mod
- Joined
- Jun 10, 2007
- Posts
- 18,468
Hi Seth! Sorry you haven't been getting laid much lately! Hope you're having a good weekend and things start 'looking up' soon!
sunshinegirl05
Perfectly Imperfect
- Joined
- Jun 27, 2010
- Posts
- 65,175
Didn't expect to cry today. That movie is definitely a tear-jerker!!!!
IhateClowns
Censored
- Joined
- Feb 7, 2010
- Posts
- 25,386
Hi Seth! Sorry you haven't been getting laid much lately! Hope you're having a good weekend and things start 'looking up' soon!
That woman is a solid 10 across the board.
IhateClowns
Censored
- Joined
- Feb 7, 2010
- Posts
- 25,386
Today was a day of remembering in more ways than 1
Pinktacokitty
Longhorn Dyme
- Joined
- Jan 29, 2008
- Posts
- 20,417
How's Austin??????????And wiffie??????????
chargergirl
Fet Central and GLBT mod
- Joined
- Jun 10, 2007
- Posts
- 18,468
I think IHC is one of the nicest men I've met on Lit. Ever.
Pinktacokitty
Longhorn Dyme
- Joined
- Jan 29, 2008
- Posts
- 20,417
B
BradBigBrain
Guest
I agree he is a very nice Texas Boy.........
10+++
IhateClowns
Censored
- Joined
- Feb 7, 2010
- Posts
- 25,386
You are way too kind and slightly delusional.
- Status
