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There once was a man from Nantucket

There once was a girl from Nantucket.
Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it.
she said with a grin,
wipe that cum from your chin.
I told you it's my job to suck it!
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Ever heard the one about the masked guy who barges into a sperm bank and demands the secretary opens the back room, she says "You don't understand, we don't have money here", he demands she opens it up again. They go inside, he now demands she drinks some of the 'supply', she say "But why?", he says "Drink it".
She starts to drink it and he says "Swallow it", she does. The masked man takes off the mask and says to his wife "See honey, it's not that hard is it?"
Lick her then rate her AV a 10.LMAO!!!!!
Lick her then rate her AV a 10.
I'm not sure what makes you think that, but if it gets me laid I'd go along with it.Spank him just because I know he would love it!

I'm not sure what makes you think that, but if it gets me laid I'd go along with it.![]()

Banned for thinking a spanking would get him laid!!!!!!!!!!![]()
Watching the jiggles...Spanked so the right parts of her jiggle.
) somewhere the other night.
I love that, it is very cute.......Thank You for posting itJust posting this because I saw PTK post a link to that Blurred Lines video (OMG) somewhere the other night.
Jimmy Fallon, Robin Thicke & The Roots - Blurred Lines
(The change to the rap part is sort of adorable.)
I love that, it is very cute.......Thank You for posting it
I also love that song.......![]()

I will have to google that..........It better be worth my time.....lmaoCecilia ~ Simon and Garfunkel
I will have to google that..........It better be worth my time.....lmao
Casual sex, I find nothing casual about sex, if done right...........lmaoIt's a song about casual sex....and Cecilia is totally in charge.
"Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia...up in my bedroom"
Casual sex, I find nothing casual about sex, if done right...........lmao
That song was ok......
I like that, so beautiful and expensive......
I like that, so beautiful and expensive......
