IhateClowns
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Going to pick up 3 large pizzas for a account. Gotta love the salesman diet. UGH
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MichaelinChina
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sunshinegirl05
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Clowns,
Here's something for you!
lol
http://www.mommyshorts.com/2013/05/28-examples-of-crap-my-husband-pulled-while-i-was-in-labor.html
Here's something for you!
lol
http://www.mommyshorts.com/2013/05/28-examples-of-crap-my-husband-pulled-while-i-was-in-labor.html
IhateClowns
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Those are fantastic. Thank you.
Yeah she wants me to watch it happening. I have NO desire to. None what so ever!!!! She wants to put a mirror down there to watch. Why?? Fuck that. I have no desire to see her vagina turn into Stretch Armstrong. I would like to be still turned on by her. I don't want her walking into our bedroom for some sexy time an all I can imagine is The Scream Mask between her thighs.
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Soon, time will be mine once again.
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MichaelinChina
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I assume your other nipple is just as nice.
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I read that..and thought of you. LOL
Good luck with that.
I am sure I will end up being down there like a catcher waiting for a pitch.
Thanks
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My advice: Don't watch. Not because of the reason you said, but because she will need the emotional support. Giving birth is hard and exhausting (understatement of the century) and is frankly rather degrading for her. Stay up by her head, look into her eyes, talk to her, support her. If she wants the mirror (stupid idea IMHO) then let her watch in the mirror, but you stay looking at her face.
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MichaelinChina
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That's not meant to be the 'Describe yourself ABC' thread, is it!?
I thought it might be the answer with a question. Is it?
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a few truths for mature humans : courtesy of the internet
you never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and pinning the tail on the donkey - but i'd bet my a** that everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
i would rather try to carry 10 overloaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. i am totally guilty of this - every sunday.
you never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and pinning the tail on the donkey - but i'd bet my a** that everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
i would rather try to carry 10 overloaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. i am totally guilty of this - every sunday.
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I thought it might be the answer with a question. Is it?
He could be the Lit travel guide.
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In my opinion married men should be required to wear electric shock collars. When they hit on someone other than their spouse they would end up on the floor flopping around like a fish out of water......
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I am lonely. I am hitting on every woman here on lit yet not one of you want to see my clock. I am stroking it here on cam and no woman wants to just sit and watch me get off. I am being nice to you all. I am sending out cock pics even when you don't ask. Why can't I start a conversation with you just asking if you want to see my cock? Isn't this a porn site? So come on ladies. Who wants to see a cock without having to ask for it?
I am lonely. I am hitting on every woman here on lit yet not one of you want to see my clock. I am stroking it here on cam and no woman wants to just sit and watch me get off. I am being nice to you all. I am sending out cock pics even when you don't ask. Why can't I start a conversation with you just asking if you want to see my cock? Isn't this a porn site? So come on ladies. Who wants to see a cock without having to ask for it?
Stop copying and pasting my bio
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