Slow Ride469
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I'm pretty sure she does deserve it, just has a hard time accepting it.![]()
Yes I would


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I'm pretty sure she does deserve it, just has a hard time accepting it.![]()


Neighbor came over to borrow some flat tipped tweezers. Why you ask? Because their son who is 6 has a tick on the head of his penis. Here I am worried about college, making sure he is fed and bathed and all of that. Good lord. Now I have to worry about ticks on dicks?
You actually like"The Day that Shall Not Be Named?"
I like Mondays too.
Banned for not having a case of the Monday's like (almost) everyone else.
Spanked for being up waaaaay past your bedtime. :caning:
It is a gorgeous clear morning!
In a few moments, I am going to hand my boy over to my parents for the rest of the week, so they can take him camping!
I feel like a weatherman right now because I have some low lying pressure forming that may cause flooding and mud slides if I don't find a restroom soon.

I think that if all men could do this either women would become obsolete or the number of chiropractors would double (maybe both.)
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I think that if all men could do this either women would become obsolete or the number of chiropractors would double (maybe both.)
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"Why I am a Miserable Bitch" by *me*:
1) Stormy weather be puttin' a dent in my tannin' schedule.
2) Dogs done ate one o' my ballet slippers.
3) Dogs ALSO done ate one o' my tap shoes.
4) Mosquitoes be usin' me as a buggin' buffet.
5) I'ma needin' to see the chiropractor.
6) The man o'the house ain't eatin' causa da toof pain, even tho the dentist said d'ain't nuthin' wrong, and he's a grouchy mofo.
7) People bein' stoopid.
8) My girl gonna' be hatin' on dis status.
9) My boy's room be lookin' like Oklahoma after a to'nado.
10) It's Monday.