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Neighbor came over to borrow some flat tipped tweezers. Why you ask? Because their son who is 6 has a tick on the head of his penis. Here I am worried about college, making sure he is fed and bathed and all of that. Good lord. Now I have to worry about ticks on dicks?
 
Neighbor came over to borrow some flat tipped tweezers. Why you ask? Because their son who is 6 has a tick on the head of his penis. Here I am worried about college, making sure he is fed and bathed and all of that. Good lord. Now I have to worry about ticks on dicks?

Poor kid!!!!! *cringing*
 
It is a gorgeous clear morning!

In a few moments, I am going to hand my boy over to my parents for the rest of the week, so they can take him camping!
 
I feel like a weatherman right now because I have some low lying pressure forming that may cause flooding and mud slides if I don't find a restroom soon.
 
"Why I am a Miserable Bitch" by *me*:
1) Stormy weather be puttin' a dent in my tannin' schedule.
2) Dogs done ate one o' my ballet slippers.
3) Dogs ALSO done ate one o' my tap shoes.
4) Mosquitoes be usin' me as a buggin' buffet.
5) I'ma needin' to see the chiropractor.
6) The man o'the house ain't eatin' causa da toof pain, even tho the dentist said d'ain't nuthin' wrong, and he's a grouchy mofo.
7) People bein' stoopid.
8) My girl gonna' be hatin' on dis status.
9) My boy's room be lookin' like Oklahoma after a to'nado.
10) It's Monday.
 
"Why I am a Miserable Bitch" by *me*:
1) Stormy weather be puttin' a dent in my tannin' schedule.
2) Dogs done ate one o' my ballet slippers.
3) Dogs ALSO done ate one o' my tap shoes.
4) Mosquitoes be usin' me as a buggin' buffet.
5) I'ma needin' to see the chiropractor.
6) The man o'the house ain't eatin' causa da toof pain, even tho the dentist said d'ain't nuthin' wrong, and he's a grouchy mofo.
7) People bein' stoopid.
8) My girl gonna' be hatin' on dis status.
9) My boy's room be lookin' like Oklahoma after a to'nado.
10) It's Monday.

SNUGGLEPOUNCEBEWBIESQUISHES
 
I am in an odd mood tonight.

Apologies in advance to anyone who reads strange, un-Jett-like posts.

Then again you may feel all my posts are a bit strange anyway, and that nothing's odd at all ...

:rolleyes:
 
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