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[IhateClowns]

How's daddy mommie and lil baaaabbbbbby.........

Good and exhausted.

A new season of big brother starts tomorrow. I have a feeling I will be watching a lot of the after hours stuff.

 

[DaemonOfSin]

Good and exhausted.

A new season of big brother starts tomorrow. I have a feeling I will be watching a lot of the after hours stuff.

RAWR OMG IT'S CLOWNS.

Man I miss your sense of humor.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

So You Think You Can Dance.

I already love two of the girls and one of the guys.

 

[lexieredefined]

So You Think You Can Dance.

I already love two of the girls and one of the guys.

Like (her and the status!)

 

[rick_j21]

I'm lucky beyond belief to have woke up in bed with her (lol)

 

[Lord Pmann]

Shitlips and Dickheads!

Lazy bastards!!!

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Okay, so the guy that plays the sherrif in this new Sleepy Hollow show was the bad guy from Highlander...

...do people just automatically associate him with losing their head do you think?

 

[Miles Long]

Okay, so the guy that plays the sherrif in this new Sleepy Hollow show was the bad guy from Highlander...

...do people just automatically associate him with losing their head do you think?

Moist

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Almost wet

 

[Jett_73]

Almost wet

Umbrella?

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Umbrella?

Fluffy.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Sex......

 

[luvthedesserts]

There's a nice little hotel bar right off the sand of Waikiki Beach. I'd even let her buy me a drink while I pretended not to grope her.

 

[MichaelinChina]

electronic guitar tuner
hash pipe
bottle of ink

 

[BeachMomma]

I've already said FUCK 3 times today. Once when my alarm clock went off. Twice more when my roommate's alarm clock went off - sounding like a crowing rooster.

FUUUUUUCK!

 

[Littlebitofme]

Only a few more days....

 

[Jett_73]

- 3 2 1

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

73 Degrees F

 

[BluKitten]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/480214_610547795646545_298147599_n.png

 

[IhateClowns]

Not sure if there is a worse smell than spit up breast milk. At least the tar that sticks to his ass like super glue hasn't started smelling yet. Almost need a Magic Eraser to get that crap off of him. The only time he smiles is right before he takes a shit. It is as if he is mocking me knowing he gets to watch me look at him in disbelief that he can have that type of emissions come out of him. Then his joy of watching me wish I had an engineering degree while I try to put a fresh diaper on him while shoving the old one down the diaper genie. Yeah this sure is a magical experience alright.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

shake

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

shake ~ ashes

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Not sure if there is a worse smell than spit up breast milk. At least the tar that sticks to his ass like super glue hasn't started smelling yet. Almost need a Magic Eraser to get that crap off of him. The only time he smiles is right before he takes a shit. It is as if he is mocking me knowing he gets to watch me look at him in disbelief that he can have that type of emissions come out of him. Then his joy of watching me wish I had an engineering degree while I try to put a fresh diaper on him while shoving the old one down the diaper genie. Yeah this sure is a magical experience alright.

Nice description.....I remember being in the same situation...wondering how the fuck the little guy could shit UP his sleeve....but I accidentally got the ultimate revenge on the little bastard...as I was trying to reach for the powder after changing him, I momentarily let go of his leg...and he immediately rolled over...

........and went head first into the toilet! * cue the muffled, "DOINK" sound *

The rest of his life, and especially when he gets married, I'll have that little factoid to hold over his head....

May your blissful moment be as rewarding....

 

[Scentofawoman]

When you ask me if you kiss my lips will it taste like candy?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd0f1773385e3898cf0a130c85cb9ab4/tumblr_mowmmfoc1Z1qdq0oso1_500.jpg

Probably say yes.



Lmao!!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

When you ask me if you kiss my lips will it taste like candy?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd0f1773385e3898cf0a130c85cb9ab4/tumblr_mowmmfoc1Z1qdq0oso1_500.jpg

Probably say yes.



Lmao!!

Marry me? I LOVE lollipops!