The Freak Show

Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.

((Drags a large armchair off to the side … has a seat … coffee in hand))

Is this where the show is?
So polite... I don't like it
and apparently dawn forgot your chair , oh that girl 🤭
Can I sit on your lap? 😊
 
I know … I should’ve just dragged the chair across toes and knocked knees.

Oh … yeah … ((flips sign around so it reads “lap cuddles - open for business”))
 
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