The Insult Thread

[sirhugs]

You're so old, you would put out adverts in stone tablets with the words, "For a good time, papyrus..."

you're so old, you invented papyrus.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

The older I get, and the dumber young people become, the more I'm taking "you're old" as a compliment.

Someone says "You're old", and I'm just like "Well done, you can count."

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

The older I get, and the dumber young people become, the more I'm taking "you're old" as a compliment.

Ya got that right.

 

[PennyThompson]

The older I get, and the dumber young people become, the more I'm taking "you're old" as a compliment.

I was raised to respect my elders, but at a certain point I think maybe the odometer rolls over back to zero?

 

[TheLobster]

I was raised to respect my elders, but at a certain point I think maybe the odometer rolls over back to zero?

It happens when you've been around the block — or world — more than once.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

I was raised to respect my elders, but at a certain point I think maybe the odometer rolls over back to zero?

'Respect your elders', said the elders. Anyone think they might have been a tad biased?