The Insult Thread

[sirhugs]

You're so old, you would put out adverts in stone tablets with the words, "For a good time, papyrus..."

you're so old, you invented papyrus.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

The older I get, and the dumber young people become, the more I'm taking "you're old" as a compliment.

Someone says "You're old", and I'm just like "Well done, you can count."

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

The older I get, and the dumber young people become, the more I'm taking "you're old" as a compliment.

Ya got that right.

 

[PennyThompson]

The older I get, and the dumber young people become, the more I'm taking "you're old" as a compliment.

I was raised to respect my elders, but at a certain point I think maybe the odometer rolls over back to zero?

 

[TheLobster]

I was raised to respect my elders, but at a certain point I think maybe the odometer rolls over back to zero?

It happens when you've been around the block — or world — more than once.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

I was raised to respect my elders, but at a certain point I think maybe the odometer rolls over back to zero?

'Respect your elders', said the elders. Anyone think they might have been a tad biased?

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Humans are idiots. Yes, even you and me.

 

[TheLobster]

'Respect your elders', said the elders. Anyone think they might have been a tad biased?

To an unsophisticated fool, a wise and discerning eye will seem like a bias.

 

[StillStunned]

Humans are idiots. Yes, even you and me.

But some are greater idiots than others. Much greater. I shouldn't have to explain that I'm talking about you, but I will. Because you're such a great idiot.

 

[TheLobster]

But some are greater idiots than others. Much greater. I shouldn't have to explain that I'm talking about you, but I will. Because you're such a great idiot.

You are. Not just great idiot, the greatest idiot. Everyone knows it. We've got the best idiots here, the greatest idiots, and we're gonna make the greatest idiocy ever. We're gonna make idiocy great again.

 

[XerXesXu]

We're gonna make idiocy great again.

Spelt 'grate', Bobo.

 

[Bodington]

I would love a battle of wits with you, but you seem to be unarmed.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I'm not saying you're the stupidest person in the world, but you'd better hope nothing happens to her.

 

[JTass]

"Honey, I love you dearly. The last thing I'd ever want is to hurt you. Just bear in mind that it's still on the list."

 

[ebony_pussy]

That looks just like a penis, only smaller

 

[ebony_pussy]

Honey, I'd call you a whore, but nobody would pay for that.

 

[Zootonius]

You are. Not just great idiot, the greatest idiot. Everyone knows it. We've got the best idiots here, the greatest idiots, and we're gonna make the greatest idiocy ever. We're gonna make idiocy great again.

There's a difference between being an expert on idiocy, and being an expert idiot.

 

[anthrodisiac]

There's a difference between being an expert on idiocy, and being an expert idiot.

You strive for amateur idiocy, but you're definitely professionally ranked.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Ease up Hoss. Your hat's getting a little full of head.

 

[SimonDoom]

Ease up Hoss. Your hat's getting a little full of head.

Some people are all hat and no cattle, and some can't even manage the hat.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Some people are all hat and no cattle, and some can't even manage the hat.

Luckily, for the cattle, they have their mother.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

I would love a battle of wits with you, but you seem to be unarmed.

I'd call you a halfwit, but it would be a compliment.

 

[PennyThompson]

Okay I'm insulting the insults, because these are kind of boring

Y'all are writers, show some creativity!

If you were a song your lyrics would be "Please wait for the next available agent."

 

[anthrodisiac]

You're the music elevator music dreads.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

If you made a venn diagram of various crimes against humanity, common sense, and animals, your sex life would be in the unholy center.