The Insult Thread

[Areala-chan]

Just your sister with the bigger tits

You are giving off major 'jar under the bed labeled "Semen Retention"' vibes, sir.

 

[SimonDoom]

You are giving off major 'jar under the bed labeled "Semen Retention"' vibes, sir.

That is a low blow. You get a gold star for that one.

I never conceived of such a jar as a thing.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I never conceived of such a jar as a thing.

I have never heard a more suspicious statement in my life.

Also, "conceived."

 

[spiralholly]

(might use it in a story)

"I can't believe you of all people would ask that!" said Sophia. The well-dressed blonde was all angles and surfaces, though attractive in her flatness, like an origami second-place trophy wife.

 

[PennyThompson]

all angles and surfaces, though attractive in her flatness, like an origami

second-place trophy wife.

(Non-insult commentary) These are both bangers but I would probably use them as two separate one-liners, not combined

 

[TheLobster]

(might use it in a story)

"I can't believe you of all people would ask that!" said Sophia. The well-dressed blonde was all angles and surfaces, though attractive in her flatness, like an origami second-place trophy wife.

Second place? Nah, she was at most a participation trophy wife.

 

[anthrodisiac]

You suck so much you got a third-place participation award.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

The only reason you are still on this earth is because the Afterlife rejected your application for admission and blacklisted you.

 

[anthrodisiac]

The only reason you are still on this earth is because the Afterlife rejected your application for admission and blacklisted you.

Ohhhhh, THAT'S why I survived the asteroid... Explains a lot.

 

[TheLobster]

Ohhhhh, THAT'S why I survived the asteroid... Explains a lot.

Your continued existence confirms that cockroaches can survive anything.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Your continued existence confirms that cockroaches can survive anything.

Better than being a cuckroach like you.

 

[TheLobster]

Better than being a cuckroach like you.

At least I'm sitting in a chair, not in dung.

 

[Jada59]

At least MY chair has all four legs!

 

[anthrodisiac]

At least I'm sitting in a chair, not in dung.

The only dung I'm sitting in is your lame excuse for a comeback.

 

[JessiQueVix]

All are so lame

 

[TheLobster]

The only dung I'm sitting in is your lame excuse for a comeback.

no u

...

And now the dung's even bigger!

 

[anthrodisiac]

no u

...

And now the dung's even bigger!

Dungnabbit, you shellfish son of a crustacean!

 

[Jada59]

Perhaps that’s better than being flotsam and jetsam.

 

[Trionyx]

Hey! Get out of the gene pool.

 

[SimonDoom]

, like an origami second-place trophy wife.

Better than a participation trophy wife.

 

[Duil2]

Second place? Nah, she was at most a participation trophy wife.

Better than a participation trophy wife.

Keep up Simon!!

 

[SimonDoom]

Keep up Simon!!

Damn.

I hadn't had my coffee yet.

 

[Duil2]

Damn.

I hadn't had my coffee yet.

Well, that one brain cell probably needs all the help it can get... keep the caffeine flowing

 

[sirhugs]

Well, that one brain cell probably needs all the help it can get... keep the caffeine flowing

better one brain cell that two that aren't talking to each other...

 

[Areala-chan]

better one brain cell that two that aren't talking to each other...

Well, that one brain cell probably needs all the help it can get... keep the caffeine flowing

The both of you could dive into a lake full of boobs and still emerge holding each other's dicks, I swear to god.