The Insult Thread

[anthrodisiac]

I can't tell, is that your face or your ass?
Oh... it's your mother. Uh, I'm so sorry, she seems lovely...

 

[NuclearFairy]

Well, there's a sight you don't see everyday...

 

[SmilingLez]

Congratulations, you’ve managed to turn double‑talk into an Olympic sport.

 

[JTass]

Husband: [making a toast] "We'd like to thank all of our beloved friends and family for joining us on our 50th wedding anniversary. I know that over the years, some of you have expressed concerns about the amount that my wife and I bicker and argue. Let me assure you that regardless of how much we fight, neither of us has ever considered getting a divorce.

Wife: "That's absolutely true. Divorce was never on the table. On the other hand, both of us considered murder on dozens of occasions."

 

[SimonDoom]

I would call you an idiot, but that would still be overestimating your talents.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Even a singularity thinks you're too dense.

 

[sweetheart97]

You think liking Star Wars makes you nerdy? Come back when you've beaten Dark Souls.

 

[sirhugs]

this thread is so dead it sucks...

 

[StillStunned]

You have a face only a mother could love - and even then you can forget about getting into T/I.