The Insult Thread

[anthrodisiac]

I can't tell, is that your face or your ass?
Oh... it's your mother. Uh, I'm so sorry, she seems lovely...

 

[NuclearFairy]

Well, there's a sight you don't see everyday...

 

[SmilingLez]

Congratulations, you’ve managed to turn double‑talk into an Olympic sport.

 

[JTass]

Husband: [making a toast] "We'd like to thank all of our beloved friends and family for joining us on our 50th wedding anniversary. I know that over the years, some of you have expressed concerns about the amount that my wife and I bicker and argue. Let me assure you that regardless of how much we fight, neither of us has ever considered getting a divorce.

Wife: "That's absolutely true. Divorce was never on the table. On the other hand, both of us considered murder on dozens of occasions."

 

[SimonDoom]

I would call you an idiot, but that would still be overestimating your talents.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Even a singularity thinks you're too dense.

 

[sweetheart97]

You think liking Star Wars makes you nerdy? Come back when you've beaten Dark Souls.

 

[sirhugs]

this thread is so dead it sucks...

 

[StillStunned]

You have a face only a mother could love - and even then you can forget about getting into T/I.

 

[SimonDoom]

this thread is so dead it sucks...

They said this about your mother, but after last night, I think she acquitted herself rather well.

 

[Areala-chan]

They said this about your mother, but after last night, I think she acquitted herself rather well.

You water down the mayo before you make your own sandwich, don't you.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

They said this about your mother, but after last night, I think she acquitted herself rather well.

Let me guess, the sex hasn't changed, but the dishes are piling up?

 

[sirhugs]

They said this about your mother, but after last night, I think she acquitted herself rather well.

That's because unlike your mother, she knows they only CALL it a blowjob and your mother still tries to blow instead of sucking

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You are the absolute perfect example of why certain genetic strains of humanity should never reproduce. At all. Ever.

 

[sirhugs]

You are the absolute perfect example of why certain genetic strains of humanity should never reproduce. At all. Ever.

not just certain genetic strains...all humanity.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Ah, I always wanted to meet the child of idiocy and bad karma!

 

[TheLobster]

Ah, I always wanted to meet the child of idiocy and bad karma!

Have you tried looking in the mirror?

 

[anthrodisiac]

Have you tried looking in the mirror?

I would, but your dad keeps hogging it.

 

[Tajiqa]

I love that bikini, but you should have got it in your size.

 

[Jaws82]

I hope you age poorly

 

[Tajiqa]

No thanks, I don't want a cigarette right now. Oh, sorry, that's your cock.

 

[Tajiqa]

I'd call you a pencil-dick, but I dont think they make pencils that small.

 

[Jaws82]

Did you microwave fish or just not shower for a week?

 

[Tajiqa]

Did you microwave fish or just not shower for a week?

Do you kiss your whore girlfriend with that mouth?

 

[Jaws82]

Do you kiss your whore girlfriend with that mouth?

Just your sister with the bigger tits