The Insult Thread

[34DiDi]

You seem confused. Bend over and I'll download some instructions.

 

[Areala-chan]

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Areala-chan: If we aren't supposed to fuck them, then why are they called 'lay-people'?

 

[StillStunned]

Your breath smells familiar. Have you been eating your mother's pussy?

 

[anthrodisiac]

I just used the term "snipe-arses," interpret as you will.

 

[sirhugs]

I just used the term "snipe-arses," interpret as you will.

snipes are imaginary. fitting that an extinct beast would use that word.

 

[anthrodisiac]

snipes are imaginary. fitting that an extinct beast would use that word.

They used to be real back in my day. Stupid asteroid, and damn the turtles who sent it Earthways!

 

[sirhugs]

They used to be real back in my day. Stupid asteroid, and damn the turtles who sent it Earthways!

turtles?

 

[BobbyBrandt]

Unfortunately some people were not put here to evolve. For example, you were put here to demonstrate the consequences of not doing so.

 

[sirhugs]

It took you two days to come up with that weak insult?
weak sauce...

 

[Areala-chan]

It took you two days to come up with that weak insult?
weak sauce...

The only way you could be more full of shit is if you were conceived via anal sex.

 

[sirhugs]

The only way you could be more full of shit is if you were conceived via anal sex.

that remark is just ill conceived

 

[StillStunned]

I see you made it to the top of the All-Time Hall of Fame, in the category "Ignore".

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

You would have been a blow job, if your mother had change for a dollar.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You peaked in middle school, didn't you?

 

[BobbyBrandt]

snipes are imaginary.

Snipes are quite real. The word "sniper" is derived from them.

We used to pause our viewing of the submarine races to go hunt for snipes. Some of my most adventurous and sexually rewarding dates as a youth.

 

[sirhugs]

You would have been a blow job, if your mother had change for a dollar.

an oldie but a goodie, unlike you.

 

[sirhugs]

You peaked in middle school, didn't you?

better than never to peak at all.

 

[SociallyUnsocial]

I don't come down to your work and slap the dick out of your mouth, so don't come down here and tell me how to do my job.

 

[sirhugs]

Snipes are quite real. The word "sniper" is derived from them.

We used to pause our viewing of the submarine races to go hunt for snipes. Some of my most adventurous and sexually rewarding dates as a youth.

you linked the wrong Wikipedia page, even snipers aren't able to succeed on the snipe hunt.

 

[BobbyBrandt]

you linked the wrong Wikipedia page

Nope. It was the page I intended for educational purposes.

 

[sirhugs]

Nope. It was the page I intended for educational purposes.

look at you, back from the snipe hunt, already. All by yourself, too.