The Insult Thread

[sirhugs]

The both of you could dive into a lake full of boobs and still emerge holding each other's dicks, I swear to god.

never been a boob man myself...
are you implying that we wouldn't give better handjobs than you?
pretty low bar...

 

[JTass]

I miss my ex sometimes...

I really need to work on my aim.

 

[34DiDi]

I'd call you a pain in the ass. But I doubt if you'll ever get within sex feet of any girl's ass.

 

[sirhugs]

I'd call you a pain in the ass. But I doubt if you'll ever get within sex feet of any girl's ass.

an ass as big as yours, it would be hard not to get that close to.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Ah, you must be the evolutionary branch from the tree of life that broke off and floated away to rot in some dark corner.

 

[sirhugs]

Ah, you must be the evolutionary branch from the tree of life that broke off and floated away to rot in some dark corner.

Not rotting just hiding from the comet

 

[anthrodisiac]

Not rotting just hiding from the comet

Explains how you inferior monkeys made it out. Buncha cowards too dumb to poke your heads up to see what all the ruckus was.

 

[sirhugs]

Explains how you inferior monkeys made it out. Buncha cowards too dumb to poke your heads up to see what all the ruckus was.

that's too dumb to even deserve a response.

 

[anthrodisiac]

that's too dumb to even deserve a response.

Said the ape who just figured out yesterday how to speak, and whose first words were, "Mom can sit on my lap for the car ride home."

 

[Jada59]

Said the ape who just figured out yesterday how to speak, and whose first words were, "Mom can sit on my lap for the car ride home."

Your car is stuck in reverse!

 

[sirhugs]

Said the ape who just figured out yesterday how to speak, and whose first words were, "Mom can sit on my lap for the car ride home."

wrong ape. I'm the one who said "No way, her ass is just too large."

 

[anthrodisiac]

wrong ape. I'm the one who said "No way, her ass is just too large."

Ah, the hazards of your mom being a squish prostitute. Maybe you could sit in her lap?

 

[sirhugs]

Ah, the hazards of your mom being a squish prostitute. Maybe you could sit in her lap?

just reading that gave me the willies... there are reasons why mom/son is not my jam.
You are truly evil.
May you have to clean up after a polar bear attack.

 

[anthrodisiac]

just reading that gave me the willies... there are reasons why mom/son is not my jam.
You are truly evil.
May you have to clean up after a polar bear attack.

And a lot of people gave your mom willies too.

Hopefully I don't have to reset my polar bear attack counter for that, but you teed it up too well and I can't be responsible for the laws of humor that a teed-up joke must be hit. Them's the rules.

Also, I am aware that I'm a vicious little chaos gremlin

 

[34DiDi]

And a lot of people gave your mom willies too.

Hopefully I don't have to reset my polar bear attack counter for that, but you teed it up too well and I can't be responsible for the laws of humor that a teed-up joke must be hit. Them's the rules.

Also, I am aware that I'm a vicious little chaos gremlin

Well, at least one part of you is little

 

[34DiDi]

just reading that gave me the willies... there are reasons why mom/son is not my jam.
You are truly evil.
May you have to clean up after a polar bear attack.

Sure, as long as you're the victim

 

[34DiDi]

Your car is stuck in reverse!

Well, you have a lot of experience with stick shifts...

 

[34DiDi]

[I FUCKIN LOVE THIS THREAD ]

 

[sirhugs]

[I FUCKIN LOVE THIS THREAD ]

Yeah,but you'll fuck anything