sirhugs
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never been a boob man myself...
are you implying that we wouldn't give better handjobs than you?
pretty low bar...
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are you implying that we wouldn't give better handjobs than you?
pretty low bar...
sirhugs
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an ass as big as yours, it would be hard not to get that close to.
anthrodisiac
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Ah, you must be the evolutionary branch from the tree of life that broke off and floated away to rot in some dark corner.
sirhugs
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Not rotting just hiding from the comet
anthrodisiac
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Explains how you inferior monkeys made it out. Buncha cowards too dumb to poke your heads up to see what all the ruckus was.
sirhugs
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that's too dumb to even deserve a response.
anthrodisiac
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Said the ape who just figured out yesterday how to speak, and whose first words were, "Mom can sit on my lap for the car ride home."
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Your car is stuck in reverse!
sirhugs
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wrong ape. I'm the one who said "No way, her ass is just too large."
anthrodisiac
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Ah, the hazards of your mom being a squish prostitute. Maybe you could sit in her lap?
sirhugs
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just reading that gave me the willies... there are reasons why mom/son is not my jam.
You are truly evil.
May you have to clean up after a polar bear attack.
anthrodisiac
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And a lot of people gave your mom willies too.just reading that gave me the willies... there are reasons why mom/son is not my jam.
You are truly evil.
May you have to clean up after a polar bear attack.
Hopefully I don't have to reset my polar bear attack counter for that, but you teed it up too well and I can't be responsible for the laws of humor that a teed-up joke must be hit. Them's the rules.
Also, I am aware that I'm a vicious little chaos gremlin
34DiDi
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Well, at least one part of you is littleAnd a lot of people gave your mom willies too.
Hopefully I don't have to reset my polar bear attack counter for that, but you teed it up too well and I can't be responsible for the laws of humor that a teed-up joke must be hit. Them's the rules.
Also, I am aware that I'm a vicious little chaos gremlin
34DiDi
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Sure, as long as you're the victimjust reading that gave me the willies... there are reasons why mom/son is not my jam.
You are truly evil.
May you have to clean up after a polar bear attack.
34DiDi
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Well, you have a lot of experience with stick shifts...
sirhugs
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Yeah,but you'll fuck anything[I FUCKIN LOVE THIS THREAD]
34DiDi
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No, I have standards. I just haven't reached them yet
sirhugs
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standards are overrated
StillStunned
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You sound like a 45 played at 33 rpm.
Wandering_Sen
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You make Tony Stark seem like a well adjusted living human being.
Areala-chan
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At least I don't fuck like someone swapped my Adderall with Adder-none.
JTass
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Here are a couple that I've heard over the years that have stuck in my head:
He's a few sticks short of a campfire.
He's loopier than a pair of mating squids.
His cornbread ain't done in the middle.
He's not the brightest bulb in the knife drawer.
He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if you wrote the instructions on the heel.
"This is miles beyond not knowing your asses from your elbows. You people couldn't find your asses without detailed maps, a lighthouse, and approach radar!"
He's as useful as a chocolate teapot.
He's a few sticks short of a campfire.
He's loopier than a pair of mating squids.
His cornbread ain't done in the middle.
He's not the brightest bulb in the knife drawer.
He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if you wrote the instructions on the heel.
"This is miles beyond not knowing your asses from your elbows. You people couldn't find your asses without detailed maps, a lighthouse, and approach radar!"
He's as useful as a chocolate teapot.
