The Irish Bar!!!

He rang her doorbell.

A guy goes to a 'house of ill repute' and tells the madame 'I'd like two of your best girls for the night.' The madame looks at him & says 'What do you mean? You have no arms, and you have no legs. What makes you think you can handle two girls?,' she asked. The guy replies 'I rang the doorbell, didn't I?'

- unknown comedian
 
LOL Owlz

Its a quiet night in the bar tonight. I imagine things will pick up again tomorrow as we near the weekend.:cool:
 
Unless the boss is here, in which case we might actually have to find some paying customers.
 
Earn my keep? What kind of new-fangled concept is this?
 
OK see..... you can drink as much as you like for free... so long as you help serves others while you are behind the bar and still standing!!!!! ;)
 
Saoirse said:
OK see..... you can drink as much as you like for free... so long as you help serves others while you are behind the bar and still standing!!!!! ;)


stil standing??? ;) Ohhhh I will have to try to pop in to see how Paul and Spikey do with that one:devil: ;)
 
*Catbabe* said:
stil standing??? ;) Ohhhh I will have to try to pop in to see how Paul and Spikey do with that one:devil: ;)

If you are popping in that could make it a lot harder Cat:eek: ;) :devil:
 
the standing part... cat likes to swat me and knock me down;) :devil:

what did you think I was talking about?:p
 
:::::::::::::::tickles Saoirse's belly button, playing with her piercing.::::::::: :devil: :p
 
Harpoon said:
LOL Owlz

Its a quiet night in the bar tonight. I imagine things will pick up again tomorrow as we near the weekend.:cool:

Glad you liked, Spike.
 
One of those nights, huh? Been there, man, been there...
 
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