The Irish Bar!!!

[Harpoon]

Morning Sao, how's business today? Should I call Paul to pick it up a little?

 

[Owlz]

Cleared that up nicely, thanks.

Check out the New England thread.

 

[Harpoon]

There are other threads?

Do I have to go out there and look at them?

 

[Owlz]

There are other threads?

Do I have to go out there and look at them?

Yes, Spike, unfortunately you do. Like women, they won't come looking for you.

 

[Saoirse]

... or tidy up after you!!!

 

[MindFire]

Good Morning all of you

Sao please im parched for a gin and tonic..

Oh thanks your a good girl..
what is happening in here.
any thing new.. old,, any births deaths.
weddings ..
Oh god same old stuff nothing...
and im no help.. seems like a slow day
its yout tea time now so maybe later

cheers

 

[Harpoon]

Some women come looking for me... if you see any good hiding spots let me know

Its great fun if you can jump out and scare them too

 

[MindFire]

Some women come looking for me... if you see any good hiding spots let me know

Its great fun if you can jump out and scare them too

harpon, Is this how you have been meeting women...
this isnt the usual way its done..
mostly men say hello and how are you and ask if they could
buy a gal a drink, or tell her her outfit is pretty, or shes pretty.
even if shes ugly as sin.. it works best on those kind of women..
the uglly ones that is...

or maybe i have it all wrong, is that all you want to do is scare
them?

you just carry on harpon,, after all who am i to mess up your time proven system..

 

[Saoirse]

*grinning*.. hiya Mind... handing you a large G&T.... I reckon Spikey is just afraid to show the romantic side of him!!!!

 

[Harpoon]

But it makes for a memorable meeting mindfire. Its always good if they remember you- ok maybe not always

Thanks for the pointers on meeting women, although I already know a very nice one, its always good to make new friends.

*Turning around*There you go, you've seen all the sides now

 

[Saoirse]

mmm.. hold it there Spike... no.. back a bit..... Aaaahhhh..... nice butt!!!!!

 

[Harpoon]

Why ty, I'll have a pint please.

 

[Saoirse]

so long as you dont move while you are drinking it!!!!

 

[Harpoon]

I have to move my arm

 

[PaulUK]

All guys think they have a plan. You only have to look at all the single guys to realise just how well most of them work.

 

[Owlz]

No, you don't, Spike. Sao started an I. V. drip into that arm. That's how you'll be drinking at her bar from now on...straight into the bloodstream, one drop at a time.

 

[MindFire]

harpoon I didnt know you were a taken man and sorry
to have brought it up .. its just you seemed to be still looking
for ladies.. from the bushes..

i caught the wrong end of the stick there..

cant stay for long its Friday and the weekend has started its
party night...
later all blue skies and clear sailing to you all..

 

[Saoirse]

aackkk.. that sounded like you were calling Spike a perv??????

 

[Owlz]

aackkk.. that sounded like you were calling Spike a perv??????

Hoo, me???

 

[Harpoon]

aackkk.. that sounded like you were calling Spike a perv??????

Again??? damn I am going to have to try and change my image- maybe it is the hiding in the bushes... don't tell Cat I am here ok

No harm done Mindfire it was all in fun, here is a towel to wipe your hands that stick wasn't very clean

 

[Saoirse]

eeekkkkkk... its a talking bush!! I musta had wayyyyyyyyyyy too much to drink last night!!!!!!

 

[Owlz]

Irish Gaelic

I once seriously considered changing my name to its Irish Gaelic version.

Have you ever considered changing your name to your ancestral language's equivalent?

...and no, I'm not telling you my name, except for...

Ulchabhan (Irish for Owl)

 

[MindFire]

HARPOON
if i get hold of you Ill kill you..
I have schite all over my hands...
hells bells... and you looking like a right Gaum in that bush
come out here and take those wellies off
slick back that hair... there you look 5 times better
now ladies will look at you
oh there he goes back into that bush
OHhhhhhhhhh men..
a large one Sao..

 

[MindFire]

No owlz it has never crossed my mind to change my name
from what my Ma selected...
owlz you should go to ireland for a year.. live with the irish
work with them.. ride the public.. spend a few nights with
the lads drinking, and with the ladies, molting.

your name is fine what ever it is..

 

[Owlz]

No owlz it has never crossed my mind to change my name
from what my Ma selected...
owlz you should go to ireland for a year.. spend a few nights with the ladies, molting.

your name is fine what ever it is..

Heh...molting. I should be half so lucky. My luck is lousy here in the U. S.. Why should it be any better in Ireland? Just curious.