The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[lovebound]

I need to quench my sadistic side... badly

You're probably in the right place... Drink up.

 

[Aggressive One]

You're probably in the right place... Drink up.

This thirst is the kind where you hungrily swollen down... and wipe from your mouth with the back of your hand and wrist... dark eyes glazed over

 

[FloggingMolly]

well into the tipsy stage

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

well into the tipsy stage

So does that mean you're ripe for the seducing?

*rubs my hands together gleefully*

 

[the captians wench]

respertory, sinus, and ear infection.

Yup, sick pet.

 

[FloggingMolly]

So does that mean you're ripe for the seducing?

*rubs my hands together gleefully*

You wouldn't need drink hon

Oh, and there will be a drunk av pic tomorrow, though many shots are going to be way too rude for it!

 

[lovebound]

I is ready for a good beating.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

You wouldn't need drink hon

Oh, and there will be a drunk av pic tomorrow, though many shots are going to be way too rude for it!

Wooooooooooo

 

[lovebound]

I'm at this bar, I'm getting a little drunk, and somebody needs to come pick me up now.

 

[graceanne]

I went to catholic school from kindergarten through eighth grade and they only allowed cursive. Then I went to a public high school and the teachers were like, you can write in cursive but if they can't read it then you have to write it over. So I switched to print. Which was weird after years of only writing in cursive.

I moved around a lot, but most schools insisted I write in cursive. The only reason I learned to type was I was gonna go in to court reporting.

 

[chy_girl]

Sometimes I think life would be a whole lot easier if I could be an uncaring, selfish bitch. And still be able to look myself in the mirror and not be eaten alive with guilt and self-disgust.

 

[YourCaptor]

I'm at this bar, I'm getting a little drunk, and somebody needs to come pick me up now.

Don't move, I'll take you home right away.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

It seems I am losing the milk, sigh.

I am so pissed off with myself.

 

[chy_girl]

It seems I am losing the milk, sigh.

I am so pissed off with myself.

Have you tried a chocolate bar or two with a (very large) whole milk chaser?

 

[gypsy*seer]

Sometimes I think life would be a whole lot easier if I could be an uncaring, selfish bitch. And still be able to look myself in the mirror and not be eaten alive with guilt and self-disgust.

*Insert 'like' button here*

 

[FloggingMolly]

Chy~ Easier yes, better for those of us who care about you, no. *hugs*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

*Insert 'like' button here*

Insert 'like' 'like' button here.

 

[chy_girl]

Chy~ Easier yes, better for those of us who care about you, no. *hugs*

 

[FloggingMolly]

I should be sorting out my cupboards before the new diet starts, but feeling dizzy/lightheaded

 

[the captians wench]

I want to be sewing, but all I feel like doing is laying about.

Being sick really cuts into my productivity.

 

[FloggingMolly]

I want to be sewing, but all I feel like doing is laying about.

Being sick really cuts into my productivity.

hope you feel better soon hon

 

[lovebound]

I made a bouncer fall in love with me last night. And I'm not hungover. Wins all around!

 

[the captians wench]

hope you feel better soon hon

Thanks.

I think I need more rest, but I just can't stand the thought of wasting the day away like this. So it makes me edgy, and I can't seem to calm down enough to really mend.

I can almost hear Jounar scolding me to be still.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I want to go to the beach today, but I also want to watch movies, and do some homework, and finish the housework.

Maybe, I'll compromise and go to a closer beach than I was planning to. Less drive time.

 

[brioche]

A long time ago on here I complimented someone on their pretty bra in their av and they told me it was from AdditionElle. I was thinking Mistress Diva,so Miss Diva perhaps. Or Mistress someone else? Hmm. Anyway, I wish I could remember, because I finally went to them when they were having a bra sale, got properly fitted, and have 5 new bras. I wasn't too far off - I was wearing 44DD and ended up in 42DDD. But they lift and give me cleavage and make my waist look smaller. Very impressive. Definitely worth $30 each. Or even the $50 they normally are, but I wouldn't have got 5 in that case.
It was really hard to fit me too - there was quite a pile of rejects by the time we were finished. In a lot of bras I have to cram them into DD and DDD cups have wrinkles. In the end only one style of bra worked.
The best part was that they have about 30 different patterns. So I got white and skin tone and three fun ones, which was really cool because once you get over, say, 34C, bras usually stop looking pretty and lacy and start looking strap 'em down and hold 'em in over the shoulder boulder holders. I am, however, still undecided about matching panties.
So I'm happy tonight.
I have spent more money in the last six months on clothes than I had in the 18 before.
They told me I should buy new bras every six months. Right. Like that's going to happen.

And now that all the gentlemen's eyes are glazed over, I return you to your normal programming.