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(Not directed at anyone here, but at my room-mate.) Why is it so flipping difficult to remember that I DO NOT CARE when I've been up for only 15 minutes? Just leave the fuck alone! :mad:
 
My oldest turns 7 on Saturday. Seems like just yesterday I was pregnant with him.

I already started my Xmas shopping, and I am irrationally excited for Black Friday.
 
If the texts lighting up my phone are any indication, and they usually are...

*disolves into fit of lusty laughter*
 
Kajira Callista said:
What do I want more? A tinkerbell ring or a ball gag?
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A tinkerbell ball gag!! Hehe.

**My blurt**

The introduction is done but it reads like a preface and introduction mash up. I'm trying to decide what to do. Leave it as the introduction and write an actual preface. Leave it as the mash up it is. Or try and extricate the introduction and preface pieces and expand on them.

I'm leaning towards the former.
 
Today at work I was proof-reading some work I did the week after my mum died (about 10 weeks ago). About three days' worth of writing. Two things astonished me:

(1) Despite the stresses, distractions and mammoth sleep deprivations of that time, the work I did then seems to have been 100% correct; and

(2) I have ZERO memory of writing even one word of it. It's been a very odd experience today, reading words that feel like they were written by someone else who just happens to be able to imitate my style and approach exactly :eek:
 
Hormones. WTF

No offence meant to those dealing with serious hormone related illness but I have to say that I don't think hormones are my friends lately.

Assuming that I can rule out that I have finally completely lost what little mind I have left, I have to concede that it must be some kind of strange hormonal shift that is leaving so completely distracted by sex that I feel pretty much the same way I did when I was (well I guess forum rules say I can't divulge that) but let's say much younger and obsessing about what it would be like to "do it" with my eighties heart throb boyfriend.

I thought I had another 10 years or so.
I was expecting hot flashes and moodiness and a drop in the Tampax revenue line for super absorbancy products.
I was not expecting this!

okay. I think that's all.
/end vent/:eek:
 
OMFG.... I'm gonna MURDER my ex, and oldest kids' father!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's the story. Our oldest turns seven on Saturday. We are having a SMALL party for him at the local bowling alley. The deal was... I buy Sebby's presents and ex-asshole pays for the party. (It was equal...about $80 +/- for both of us.) Well, ex just calls me and tells me he doesn't have the money to pay for the party, and I need to do it. Motherfucker...really????? I just dropped almost $100 on presents and a Spongebob cake...and 48 hours before the party you drop this shit on me?????????????????? I'm livid!!!!!!!!! I can't/WON'T disappoint my kid. He's been looking forward to this since August and has busted his ass in school and at home to "earn" it. I'm SO pissed. Now I have to juggle my bills/household needs to come up with this money....like, you know, he should be doing....Fuck! Fucking sorry ass piece of shit loser....
 
HottieMama said:
OMFG.... I'm gonna MURDER my ex, and oldest kids' father!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's the story. Our oldest turns seven on Saturday. We are having a SMALL party for him at the local bowling alley. The deal was... I buy Sebby's presents and ex-asshole pays for the party. (It was equal...about $80 +/- for both of us.) Well, ex just calls me and tells me he doesn't have the money to pay for the party, and I need to do it. Motherfucker...really????? I just dropped almost $100 on presents and a Spongebob cake...and 48 hours before the party you drop this shit on me?????????????????? I'm livid!!!!!!!!! I can't/WON'T disappoint my kid. He's been looking forward to this since August and has busted his ass in school and at home to "earn" it. I'm SO pissed. Now I have to juggle my bills/household needs to come up with this money....like, you know, he should be doing....Fuck! Fucking sorry ass piece of shit loser....
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You're a good mother, Hottie :) I wish you luck in making this work, and kick your ex in the head once from me. I've had my fill of asshole fathers.

In unrelated news, has anyone else ever written something for a story, then read back and realized how disturbingly dark and violent it turned out? Because I ended up having to tone down a really quite distressing fight scene in a piece I'm working on now, and I'm wondering when my favorite character became such a psychopath without my knowing about it. ;)
 
I would get cramps from hell today. :rolleyes:

There's a fetish group doing some performance at a club I like to frequent tonight. It usually brings out a large crowd, so I get all dolled up in one of my outfits and pass out business cards. A little fun, a little self promotion, a good night all around.

This morning I get my period 10 DAYS EARLY! And with it killer cramps, and my tits hurt, I feel bloated, just in general not feeling that perky go getter I was two days ago when I found out about the event and decided to try to profit from it.

I'm resolved to not let it stop me. Killer cramps or no, I am going tonight, I'm going to look like a knock out, I will talk to strangers, flirt it up, and possibly get a beating from the performers.

Now off to buy midol to help this come true. :rolleyes:
 
the captians wench said:
I would get cramps from hell today. :rolleyes:

There's a fetish group doing some performance at a club I like to frequent tonight. It usually brings out a large crowd, so I get all dolled up in one of my outfits and pass out business cards. A little fun, a little self promotion, a good night all around.

This morning I get my period 10 DAYS EARLY! And with it killer cramps, and my tits hurt, I feel bloated, just in general not feeling that perky go getter I was two days ago when I found out about the event and decided to try to profit from it.

I'm resolved to not let it stop me. Killer cramps or no, I am going tonight, I'm going to look like a knock out, I will talk to strangers, flirt it up, and possibly get a beating from the performers.

Now off to buy midol to help this come true. :rolleyes:
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You know, you rock!
 
the captians wench said:
I would get cramps from hell today. :rolleyes:

There's a fetish group doing some performance at a club I like to frequent tonight. It usually brings out a large crowd, so I get all dolled up in one of my outfits and pass out business cards. A little fun, a little self promotion, a good night all around.

This morning I get my period 10 DAYS EARLY! And with it killer cramps, and my tits hurt, I feel bloated, just in general not feeling that perky go getter I was two days ago when I found out about the event and decided to try to profit from it.

I'm resolved to not let it stop me. Killer cramps or no, I am going tonight, I'm going to look like a knock out, I will talk to strangers, flirt it up, and possibly get a beating from the performers.

Now off to buy midol to help this come true. :rolleyes:
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At least it's not late :D
 
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