The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

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The online harem is making me LOL so hard right now. Did I just step into a virtual episode of Sister Wives? Or are they all the same person?

I know, right. I'm almost (almost) curious to meet their cult leader. I'm sure he's just FASCINATING :p
 
Windows open in IE, Firefox, Chrome, Safari, and Opera, wassup?

:D

I really think I'm just in the mood to be a douchebag tonight.

You ain't the only one Bunny... I feel like slapping the shit out of some of these fucking idiots. It also KILLS me to see people I consider reasonably intelligent treat the "harem" like they're serious and fucking real. Jesus Christ, you really must be fucking dumb.
 
You ain't the only one Bunny... I feel like slapping the shit out of some of these fucking idiots. It also KILLS me to see people I consider reasonably intelligent treat the "harem" like they're serious and fucking real. Jesus Christ, you really must be fucking dumb.

I feel relatively certain we were separated at birth. What, with the anger issues and all. :p
 
I feel relatively certain we were separated at birth. What, with the anger issues and all. :p

It's now officially the day before Thanksgiving. I am cooking a full-blown Italian meal for 22 people BY MYSELF. If I had any patience or tolerance left right now, I would be much more concerned about myself.
 
It's now officially the day before Thanksgiving. I am cooking a full-blown Italian meal for 22 people BY MYSELF. If I had any patience or tolerance left right now, I would be much more concerned about myself.

sweet jesus. I'd help you if I could. I can make ragu! LOTS of Ragu! FOR EVERYONE :D

After I get some sleep in the morning after work tonight, I need to go buy ingredients for what I"m making for our potluck thanksgiving. And make the cheesecake so it has time to set overnight.
 
You ain't the only one Bunny... I feel like slapping the shit out of some of these fucking idiots. It also KILLS me to see people I consider reasonably intelligent treat the "harem" like they're serious and fucking real. Jesus Christ, you really must be fucking dumb.
no, just in the mood for cheap entertainment:eek:
 
It's now officially the day before Thanksgiving. I am cooking a full-blown Italian meal for 22 people BY MYSELF. If I had any patience or tolerance left right now, I would be much more concerned about myself.

*Hugshugshugshugs*
 
It's now officially the day before Thanksgiving. I am cooking a full-blown Italian meal for 22 people BY MYSELF. If I had any patience or tolerance left right now, I would be much more concerned about myself.

A tray of lasagne and a half dozen pizzas should suffice

;)
 
It's now officially the day before Thanksgiving. I am cooking a full-blown Italian meal for 22 people BY MYSELF. If I had any patience or tolerance left right now, I would be much more concerned about myself.

It's now officially the day before Thanksgiving, and after years and years of training, everyone who knows me understands that holidays cause me more anxiety than it's worth... so even though it does feel a little lonely, I get to ignore it this year. :)

I have things I like to eat in the fridge, wine in the wine rack, supplies to bake/play in the kitchen if I want to, the house is clean, there are books to read on my nightstand, and I'm going to walk at the lake/hike in the woods while everyone else is pulling their hair out cooking for armies.

[This is not a "neener-neener" at HM. It's taken me 15 years to get to this place, and her post reminded me how far I've come/hard I've worked to get here.]
 
I swear my aunt must be mental.

She's been admitted to hospital, and will likely be there for at least the weekend. I don't know what all they have diagnosed her with, but one is diabetes. Mom has been posting updates on facebook so that the family all know what's going on.

In one of those posts, Mom mentioned that my aunt's doctor gave her a clean bill of health, but her kids as well as the rest of us were concerned that the doc was a quack. Reason being, my aunt is so over weight, and on her feet all day, that her skin cracks open and seeps. There is no way you can be considered healthy and have your skin cracking open!

But my aunt, either in an attempt to make my mom look like she's over reacting or doesn't know what she's talking about, or just out of stupidity, posts a reply that "it was over a year ago, these things are all things that just popped up"

Most things don't "just pop up" at least not this sort of thing. They build over time. You have warnings. I am high risk for diabetes, we know the warnings and we watch for them.

Just pisses me off that she's always trying to make my mom look like an idiot or make her out to be the bad guy.
 
A little poem I like to call...

Ode to the Cupcake Sitting on the Kitchen Counter Downstairs

Damn you cupcake,
icing so creamy,
cake bit so soft
you make me all scream-ee.

Vampire confection,
sucking out my resolve,
reminding me now,
not much rhymes with resolve.

Let them eat cupcake!
Let “them” be me.
And why just one cupcake,
when I can eat three?
 
Well, that was a short night's sleep .... I am going to be tired as hell tomorrow afternoon if I don't get back to sleep now ... but it isn't feeling like I am going to be able to.
 
A little poem I like to call...

Ode to the Cupcake Sitting on the Kitchen Counter Downstairs

Damn you cupcake,
icing so creamy,
cake bit so soft
you make me all scream-ee.

Vampire confection,
sucking out my resolve,
reminding me now,
not much rhymes with resolve.

Let them eat cupcake!
Let “them” be me.
And why just one cupcake,
when I can eat three?

:heart:
 
A little poem I like to call...

Ode to the Cupcake Sitting on the Kitchen Counter Downstairs

Damn you cupcake,
icing so creamy,
cake bit so soft
you make me all scream-ee.

Vampire confection,
sucking out my resolve,
reminding me now,
not much rhymes with resolve.

Let them eat cupcake!
Let “them” be me.
And why just one cupcake,
when I can eat three?

Submit this to Lit under "erotic poetry." ;)

So *that's* why there are so many massage parlors in your area! :D

:D
 
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