The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[myinnerslut]

there are a TON of bdsm clips in family guy.

 

[Yang4yin]

This isn't one of them...

http://www.pixcastle.com/pic/8882v0YAa/205448.gif

 

[LittleJade]

*soft shiver*

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Brian really wants to spank Lois!
http://www.pixcastle.com/pic/8882v0YAa/205442.gif

I've always enjoyed spanking redheads, for some reason. Maybe it's because they're usually fair-skinned and a spanking creates such lovely shades of pink and red on that pale, pale flesh. <Sigh>

 

[LittleJade]

unrelated:


I somehow can't believe you own that person... I can't believe that person submits to you.

Hm. Surprises.

 

[HB1965]

This isn't one of them...

http://www.pixcastle.com/pic/8882v0YAa/205448.gif

That's just...sick. That's like child porn

 

[HB1965]

I've always enjoyed spanking redheads, for some reason. Maybe it's because they're usually fair-skinned and a spanking creates such lovely shades of pink and red on that pale, pale flesh. <Sigh>

Some of us blondes have pale skin too

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Some of us blondes have pale skin too

That's true.

 

[SubKekiLee]

Hold hand up says yeah look at my AV I have a very pale ass.. LMAO..

 

[graceanne]

Some of us blondes have pale skin too

So do brunettes. Goths' pay lots of money to look like I do naturally (in other words crappy).

Edited to add: I just reread this and wanted to explain that I don't think goths look crappy, but I do. I know the colorless, pale skin, black hair look is coveted by goths, but I'm like that cause I'm tired and sick. I guess it doesn't bother me as much when people do it on purpose, as apposed to me who's like that on accident.

 

[LittleJade]

Some of us blondes have pale skin too

I'm a natural blonde, and my skin is paper white.

 

[Homburg]

So do brunettes. Goths' pay lots of money to look like I do naturally (in other words crappy).

Hush up, you. Pale brunettes are hawt. And I've seen your picture. I'd flirt with you =)

Well, okay, I flirt with all kinds of women, but you get mah point. I'd flirt with you and mean it! Wait, damn, that makes me sound insincere. Shit...



I pale brunettes. I married one =)

 

[graceanne]

Hush up, you. Pale brunettes are hawt. And I've seen your picture. I'd flirt with you =)

Well, okay, I flirt with all kinds of women, but you get mah point. I'd flirt with you and mean it! Wait, damn, that makes me sound insincere. Shit...



I pale brunettes. I married one =)

LOL Want some sauce with that shoe?

Thank you.

 

[Sprinkles22]

PMS day = one of those days you probably don't want a spanking, but you definitely need one.

by *you* I mean *me*

 

[Homburg]

LOL Want some sauce with that shoe?

Thank you.

Nah, I'm used to the taste by now.

And you're welcome

 

[intothewoods]

This thread is amusing me at the moment. Do you know how much I wanted to be tan when I was in high school? And here everyone is arguing over who is palest of them all!

 

[Homburg]

This thread is amusing me at the moment. Do you know how much I wanted to be tan when I was in high school? And here everyone is arguing over who is palest of them all!

*shrug* Tastes change. Self-image changes. I despised my furry pelt in high school. These days, I don't care, and even get compliments on it.

 

[intothewoods]

*shrug* Tastes change. Self-image changes. I despised my furry pelt in high school. These days, I don't care, and even get compliments on it.

Your furry pelt?

 

[the captians wench]

Your furry pelt?

he means he's a hairy beast. *giggles*









a kiltless one

 

[Homburg]

Your furry pelt?

I'm a hairy guy. Dunno if you saw the old av.

--

a kiltless one

*shakes fist at wenchie*

 

[intothewoods]

Ahhhh. Well, I wasn't sure if "pelt" had become a nickname for a certain body part.

 

[the captians wench]

I'm a hairy guy. Dunno if you saw the old av.

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*shakes fist at wenchie*

*bats eyes sweetie*

is that a threat or a promise dear?

 

[FurryFury]

I finally figured out how to reset my watch! Woo hoo!

*does a happy dance*

BTW, whoever designed the hurty buttons and confusing way of programing watches is sadistic! Seriously.

 

[FurryFury]

New mantra for the day:

"I refuse to be getting sick.

I refuse to be getting sick.

I refuse to be getting sick."

Wait, that's not real positive.

New, new mantra for the day:

"I feel good. I feel good all over.

I feel good. I feel good all over.

I feel good. I feel good all over."

Time to dig out my Stephanie Mills cd.

 

[snowy ciara]

I have pumpkin pie, whipped cream, and eggnog...

Have I told you lately how much I LURRRVE you? Izzat a can of whipped cream in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?