The Lit Cheesy Chat-up Line Thread

[higherlevel4u]

We were joking around with a few of these on another thread recently, and I thought I bet there are hundreds more of these that I've never even heard of, so come on Lit guys and gals, hit us with your best chat-up lines, the cheesier the better ....

And to start us off ....


Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you think I should walk past again?

 

[Essa]

We were joking around with a few of these on another thread recently, and I thought I bet there are hundreds more of these that I've never even heard of, so come on Lit guys and gals, hit us with your best chat-up lines, the cheesier the better ....

And to start us off ....


Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you think I should walk past again?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

That has to be the cheesiest of them all

 

[higherlevel4u]

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

That has to be the cheesiest of them all

Probably ....

Hi Essa!

 

[done_got_old]

You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night

 

[Morrigu]

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

 

[done_got_old]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

[higherlevel4u]

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Doesn't work on me, that one ....


Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then?

 

[_JollyMon]

That dress looks good on you, but it would look better laying on my bedroom floor.

Good Thread Idea, Higher!

 

[higherlevel4u]

That dress looks good on you, but it would look better laying on my bedroom floor.

Good Thread Idea, Higher!

Like it, JM .... nice one! Just the sort I'm looking for ....

 

[done_got_old]

I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

 

[Morrigu]

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Does this one work for you Higher?

 

[higherlevel4u]

Is there an airport around here, because I think my heart is taking off ....

 

[Morrigu]

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

 

[pierced2play]

Wanna go out for pizza and a fuck?
(after she slaps you)
What's the matter? Don't you like pizza?

 

[garbage can]

Hey, good morning everybody. I hope you're all having an enjoyable day.

 

[lovemonster]

LOL.....I wonder if any of those lines have actually worked?

 

[WaywardWanderer]

*after dipping your fingers in a glass of water and flinging a few drops on your shirt and the shirt of your flirtee*

What do ya say we go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

 

[higherlevel4u]

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Ho-ho-ho .... I like that one ....

 

[higherlevel4u]

LOL.....I wonder if any of those lines have actually worked?

I use them all the time ....

 

[Morrigu]

LOL.....I wonder if any of those lines have actually worked?

Hey LM, would this work on you?

You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?

 

[pierced2play]

How about: You look like you need more iron in your diet. I'm pierced!

 

[Morrigu]

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

I like this one

 

[Morrigu]

I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I know I can make your BedRock.

*splutter and snigger*

 

[Morrigu]

Do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

 

[Morrigu]

Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.

No way in hell that would ever work but it gave me a real hoot