The Literotica Airlines

[limiwa]

We definitely need another First Class stewardess. I'm sure you'll do quite nicely keeping the spills contained

WOW Finally a job I can really get into! LOL

 

[Jail]

WOW Finally a job I can really get into! LOL

LOL now all we need are some passengers, that like to spill huh?

 

[limiwa]

LOL now all we need are some passengers, that like to spill huh?

Will clean up any and all SPILLS! Service with a smile and maybe a slurp or two hehe.

Let the chef know I like mt steak raw!

So happy to be able to drink on the job!

 

[Jail]

Will clean up any and all SPILLS! Service with a smile and maybe a slurp or two hehe.

Let the chef know I like mt steak raw!

So happy to be able to drink on the job!

Yup, thump has a great airline. I'm sure the chef will be happy to discuss all your tastes and needs.

Drinking is one of the many perks to the job.

 

[thump]

Ok, but right now the hot tub is leaking. Do you think you can fix it?

So isnt the hot tube

 

[virgin_not]

geez..just saw this..*hands my resume to thump*

 

[thump]

geez..just saw this..*hands my resume to thump*

Oh you are definately hired...wanna be my right hand?

 

[techsan]

Yep and lots fun. I gotta feeling he's gonna be too busy getting everyone inducted into the Mile High club

Huh? This airlines flying at only a Mile High will bring down the wrath of the FAA (Fucking Asses Administration). Maybe we need a new Air Traffic Controller.

 

[techsan]

As a matter of fact I do. It's in the officer's lounge upstairs. Would you like to look me over.....................erm, look the catelogue over, that is?

I allus fingered it wuz better to see the real thang 'stead of a dirty ol' catalogue...that way you get a better idea of all th' bells and whistles than any two-dimensional pitchur.

 

[techsan]

Yeah, but there's only room for 3 at a time.

...ahem...is that the Pilot, Copilot and Cock Pit Stewardess? Betcha that Stew's gonna be busier'n a two-hole outhouse in NuYawkCiti...

 

[techsan]

Hi,

Would love to fill in an application. I think I might meet requirements for head lights for landing etc. Also thought I could contain any and all spills by passenger/crew due to changes in cabin pressure. Though I am not sure about the job title.

Good to see your application, limiwa....uh, one thing you forgot on your application...very important information...what size are your headlights?

Oh, yes...since you'd be doing double-duty as the Head Light Controller (sometimes fondly referred to as "the head sucker") and Cock Pit Spill Control Officer, you realize you'd be required to enter the plane by climbing up a ladder and entering through the pilot's window, right? Would that be a problem?

 

[techsan]

WOW Finally a job I can really get into! LOL

Yeah ... or maybe a "job" that can get into you...LOL

 

[techsan]

Yup, thump has a great airline. I'm sure the chef will be happy to discuss all your tastes and needs.

Drinking is one of the many perks to the job.

Hell, drinking is one of the many REQUIREMENTS on this job!

 

[thump]

Huh? This airlines flying at only a Mile High will bring down the wrath of the FAA (Fucking Asses Administration). Maybe we need a new Air Traffic Controller.

Mile high club, half mile club...runway club...Im not picky

 

[techsan]

Oh you are definately hired...wanna be my right hand?

Damn, thump, that cock pit ain't gonna be big enough to hold the crew....course i haven't seen any applications for Navigator yet...not even for Second Officer.

I can see it now...you get Virgin for your right hand and every flight will be and up/down/up/down expereience .... voice on intercom, "Ladies and germs, this is your captain speaking. We are experiencing a bit of turbulence right now, Please bare with us and we'll get this plane under control shortly. Sorry for any inconvenience ... yeah, baby, that's it. I'm nearly there...Oh, damn! *click*"

 

[techsan]

Mile high club, half mile club...runway club...Im not picky

...Apron Club!

 

[thump]

Damn, thump, that cock pit ain't gonna be big enough to hold the crew....course i haven't seen any applications for Navigator yet...not even for Second Officer.

I can see it now...you get Virgin for your right hand and every flight will be and up/down/up/down expereience .... voice on intercom, "Ladies and germs, this is your captain speaking. We are experiencing a bit of turbulence right now, Please bare with us and we'll get this plane under control shortly. Sorry for any inconvenience ... yeah, baby, that's it. I'm nearly there...Oh, damn! *click*"

Well you make a valid point, actually I may be a little concerned about even getting off the ground. Virgin keeps shooting people with the Champaigne corks. Plus I think that we are going to have to remodle this damned plane anyway. The hot tub is too crowded (and leaks), there is no room here in the cock pit, and we keep tripping over beer cans in the second class section and the seats dont fold down enough...Maybe we should take the seats out and just put in mats.

 

[techsan]

Well you make a valid point, actually I may be a little concerned about even getting off the ground. Virgin keeps shooting people with the Champaigne corks. Plus I think that we are going to have to remodle this damned plane anyway. The hot tub is too crowded (and leaks), there is no room here in the cock pit, and we keep tripping over beer cans in the second class section and the seats dont fold down enough...Maybe we should take the seats out and just put in mats.

Yeppers .... I can see it now. A new advertising logo "Cum fly the mattress airlines, the only airlines that let's you fly on your back."

As long as we're remodling, we need one of them things Amtrak has on some of their rail cars...you know, when people flush, the shit just hits the ground...ours would be a little chute that we could sweep the beer cans and champagne corks into, then blow 'em out onto the countryside...Whaddya think?

I KEEP TELLING YA...that hot tub don't leak....its your hot tube causing all the problems. If you wuzn't servicing all the first class ladies, the water wouldn't slosh out...!!!

 

[thump]

Yeppers .... I can see it now. A new advertising logo "Cum fly the mattress airlines, the only airlines that let's you fly on your back."

As long as we're remodling, we need one of them things Amtrak has on some of their rail cars...you know, when people flush, the shit just hits the ground...ours would be a little chute that we could sweep the beer cans and champagne corks into, then blow 'em out onto the countryside...Whaddya think?

I KEEP TELLING YA...that hot tub don't leak....its your hot tube causing all the problems. If you wuzn't servicing all the first class ladies, the water wouldn't slosh out...!!!

I like your idea....Virgin would be so fasinated with that thing...she would stop shooting people. Well even if the hot tub dont leak I think we should get a bigger one...Like a 50 person one...

 

[techsan]

I like your idea....Virgin would be so fasinated with that thing...she would stop shooting people. Well even if the hot tub dont leak I think we should get a bigger one...Like a 50 person one...

not a bad idea, boss. I'll make a sign, "Clothing not allowed."

Maybe we need a Towel Girl, reckon?

 

[thump]

not a bad idea, boss. I'll make a sign, "Clothing not allowed."

Maybe we need a Towel Girl, reckon?

awsome ideas....I think the towel girl would add just the right amount of class

 

[techsan]

awsome ideas....I think the towel girl would add just the right amount of class

"All Right, Now...Hear This...Literotica Airlines is now accepting applications for a Towel Girl. Minimal qualifications required, no experience necessary, must be able to smile...also minimal uniform IS required (in order to save you money, we will allow you to work in your birthday suit). Please apply now ... flights are scheduled daily."

Hey, boss, ya think I make a good publicist too? Can I be in charge of our ad campaigns?

 

[limiwa]

Good to see your application, limiwa....uh, one thing you forgot on your application...very important information...what size are your headlights?

Oh, yes...since you'd be doing double-duty as the Head Light Controller (sometimes fondly referred to as "the head sucker") and Cock Pit Spill Control Officer, you realize you'd be required to enter the plane by climbing up a ladder and entering through the pilot's window, right? Would that be a problem?

I have high wattage lamps. No tiny points of lights on me. Shades required. No problem climbing the ole ladder. Hope someone would be there to catch me as I entered feet first into the COCK PIT!

 

[Jail]

So isnt the hot tube

lmao smartass

 

[Jail]

I allus fingered it wuz better to see the real thang 'stead of a dirty ol' catalogue...that way you get a better idea of all th' bells and whistles than any two-dimensional pitchur.

And don't forget that hands-on experience too