The Literotica Airlines

[Jail]

I got this feeling that if I let you tend to my steak, with your hot oven it'll be scorched in no time ... let's do it!

Ok, but right now the hot tub is leaking. Do you think you can fix it?

 

[Jail]

I dunno but I think I just got the first class treatment ... fly me anytime, babe!

LOL you'll have more miles than you'll know what to do with

 

[ima6uldv8]

Oh, can we fly to Australia so I can get my hands on a hot Aussie guy? Those accents drive me wild!

 

[Jail]

Oh, can we fly to Australia so I can get my hands on a hot Aussie guy? Those accents drive me wild!

Once we get a few more passengers and crew members, I'm sure we'll fly to Australia too

 

[techsan]

Ok, but right now the hot tub is leaking. Do you think you can fix it?

Sure, baby, I'll bring my trusty hole-plugger.

 

[techsan]

LOL you'll have more miles than you'll know what to do with

sweet thing, those miles will pass all too fast if they are done in you!

 

[techsan]

Oh, can we fly to Australia so I can get my hands on a hot Aussie guy? Those accents drive me wild!

hmmmm...if we go to Ass-tralia, mebbe we can pick up some of those Aussie gals...I just love hearing them say "FUCK"

 

[techsan]

Sure, baby, I'll bring my trusty hole-plugger.

Awwwwww, Jail. That weren't no leak...that was just the overflow from thump trying to service the first class ladies...!

 

[techsan]

Seems ta me like we need a lady with a big set of headlights to apply for the job of guiding the plane to and from the gates...?!?

 

[techsan]

Hey, boss, I could volunteer to be the "pets handler" ... I just love playing with the purty puppies and pettin' all the kitties...~

 

[Jail]

Sure, baby, I'll bring my trusty hole-plugger.

And we both know how well that works.

 

[Jail]

sweet thing, those miles will pass all too fast if they are done in you!

*giggles* just think what the bonus miles will get ya

 

[Jail]

Awwwwww, Jail. That weren't no leak...that was just the overflow from thump trying to service the first class ladies...!

thump huh? man, that pilot sure gets around

 

[pink]

thump huh? man, that pilot sure gets around

Thats cause thump's a damned hott sexy man.

 

[Jail]

Thats cause thump's a damned hott sexy man.

Yep and lots fun. I gotta feeling he's gonna be too busy getting everyone inducted into the Mile High club

 

[Archangel_5607]

Seems ta me like we need a lady with a big set of headlights to apply for the job of guiding the plane to and from the gates...?!?

*Hammers in a sign: Nothing Techsan says is sacred*


would the job your applying for is professional petting zoo
handler?

 

[Jail]

*Hammers in a sign: Nothing Techsan says is sacred*


would the job your applying for is professional petting zoo
handler?

I wonder if part of the requirements are to be furless

 

[Archangel_5607]

I wonder if part of the requirements are to be furless

*chuckles*

*posts a Sign*
"Need your pet taken care of while you fly? Talk to Techsan,
he's good with entertaining pets, Pussy Cats Preferred, Does
not do Snakes....if Snake entertaining required, see Jail*

*WEG*

 

[techsan]

*Hammers in a sign: Nothing Techsan says is sacred*


would the job your applying for is professional petting zoo
handler?

No, no...strictly checked checked baggage. Well, would you believe seated baggage ... uh, uh, seated passengers... That's it!

*pats pink on the fanny n' shit*

 

[techsan]

Yep and lots fun. I gotta feeling he's gonna be too busy getting everyone inducted into the Mile High club

With a plane big enough to carry all the "equipment" of Lit.Lines, he's gonna be in-dickting them into the Six-Mile High Club. Wouldn't put it past him is that's the number he tries to in-dickt every time, too. Gonna be CROWDED in that COCK PIT.

 

[techsan]

*giggles* just think what the bonus miles will get ya

*rubs my hands n' shit*

"Goody, I just love bonuses...do you have a catalogue?"

 

[Jail]

*rubs my hands n' shit*

"Goody, I just love bonuses...do you have a catalogue?"

As a matter of fact I do. It's in the officer's lounge upstairs. Would you like to look me over.....................erm, look the catelogue over, that is?

 

[Jail]

With a plane big enough to carry all the "equipment" of Lit.Lines, he's gonna be in-dickting them into the Six-Mile High Club. Wouldn't put it past him is that's the number he tries to in-dickt every time, too. Gonna be CROWDED in that COCK PIT.

Yeah, but there's only room for 3 at a time.

 

[limiwa]

taking applications... still

Hi,

Would love to fill in an application. I think I might meet requirements for head lights for landing etc. Also thought I could contain any and all spills by passenger/crew due to changes in cabin pressure. Though I am not sure about the job title.

 

[Jail]

Hi,

Would love to fill in an application. I think I might meet requirements for head lights for landing etc. Also thought I could contain any and all spills by passenger/crew due to changes in cabin pressure. Though I am not sure about the job title.

We definitely need another First Class stewardess. I'm sure you'll do quite nicely keeping the spills contained