The Red Light Lounge

[sassynyc]

Oooooh, Sassy, will you marry me?

but of course. i swoon for a man that cooks and writes poetry.
one condition...i walk down the aisle to this

 

[Anschul]

but of course. i swoon for a man that cooks and writes poetry.
one condition...i walk down the aisle to this

Well, okay...i guess this one is all right. oh, did i mention that this tune has my favorite bass line EVER!!!! I tried to copy it once on a Jazz bass, and almost passed out. I can only surmise that Bill Wyman simply had to be on some really serious drugs to play that fast for that long...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

you realize that Radio Free Jezebel is the grandmother of this thread. a set and discussion on the Purple One got us started talking about sex. that spawned a survey, and ultimately the Naked thread. horny poets tend to like music to accompany their romps, which got me thinking, we could use a soundtrack for all that nakedness. which landed us here.

so, thank you.

p.s. i always wanted to know where the title for the Jezebel thread came from. cracked me up the first time i saw it. the bible immediately came to mind, oh, the irony. hence my amusement.


do you have Leon bound and gagged again? haven't heard a peep from him in a while.

I hear he may be up and about again very soon

 

[Safe_Bet]

If I were into girls, this would so be my fuck-to anthem of the moment. Hot!

Fist of all - Sassynyc: I am, it is, and you are oh so right!

Everybody else: Thanks for sharing your 'screw me silly songs". I'm already hard at work updating our CD!


Before I do, here are the ones that we 'turn on' to:

“Raincoat” - Kelly Sweet..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSJYj0Sz2AU

“Breathe Me” – Sia..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6PGrub3jUc

“Hooked on a Feeling” - B. J. Thomas..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ama_t7JZx40&feature=related

“Addicted To Love” - Robert Palmer..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0U5JfGYx4c

“Angel” - Jimi Hendrix..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHnjCU6KyUU

“Women” - Def Leppard..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUd3LAFXt5g&feature=related

"Send Me You" - The Butchies..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWxuMSwEZaE

“I Kissed A Girl” - Katy Perry..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W_M34VVU08



Just cuz we like a good giggle at the end ~

“Jewish Girls Don't Do Anal” – nkatt..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tOr4pFg1g0

 

[Safe_Bet]

BTW - If you like Katy Perry you might like:

"Use Your Love" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-8t9P5GBf4&feature=related​

If you can find anyone (male or female) that can keep up with this bass line, you will be smiling for a week!

 

[sassynyc]

“Breathe Me” – Sia..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6PGrub3jUc

O...M...G! I looooove this song. It's not really a fuck-to song for me, but I find it addictive in general. It's hypnotic.

Just cuz we like a good giggle at the end ~

“Jewish Girls Don't Do Anal” – nkatt..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tOr4pFg1g0

*cackles*
That is 2 minutes and forty-nine seconds of my life I will never get back.
Damn you!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Just wanted to share some of today's 'do me' tunes:

“You're Beautiful” - James Blunt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y7WDWP8WMs
(Makes my partner go into a massive, horny, panic attack – Whoo Hoo!)


“Here I Am Baby” - UB40 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXQCZ5i7U8Q
(Makes me go into a massive, horny, panic attack – Whoo Hoo Squared!)


“Lets Get It On” - Marvin Gaye http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18TLHhhHZCA
(If played within 3 blocks of me, causes immediate – I’m-screwing-somebody-right-now-itis)

 

[UnderYourSpell]

James Blunt sounds like he is having his ghoolies cut off with a bacon slicer

 

[Safe_Bet]

James Blunt sounds like he is having his ghoolies cut off with a bacon slicer

Like I care! She hears that song and jumps all over me! Slice away, slice away! ​

 

[Safe_Bet]

Too Hot! Torchy lyrics, "hump to the bump" bass line and Sarah is yummy!

"Under My Skin" - Sarah Connor - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjRiRENNNo​

 

[Anschul]

I am totally shocked that no one...absolutely no one...has suggested that they have ever fucked to THIS.

God, am I really that old? Did I actually use THAT many drugs? Did anyone ever listen to this song? straight?

 

[Safe_Bet]

erm... I don't think any of the ladies here are nearly old enough to remember that song Anschul.

 

[Angeline]

I am totally shocked that no one...absolutely no one...has suggested that they have ever fucked to THIS.

God, am I really that old? Did I actually use THAT many drugs? Did anyone ever listen to this song? straight?

Not only did I not fuck to it, I actually met Iron Butterfly (friends of mine were on the bill with them at the Electric Factory) and one of them (I don't remember which one; he was blonde) was hitting on me big time. So technically I could have fucked one of the guys who wrote it. But he wasn't my type. That song wasn't my type. Moby Grape, yes! Especially that song, which has an um driving beat. Marty Balin, way yes! Iron Butterfly, nuh-uh.

 

[Anschul]

Not only did I not fuck to it, I actually met Iron Butterfly (friends of mine were on the bill with them at the Electric Factory) and one of them (I don't remember which one; he was blonde) was hitting on me big time. So technically I could have fucked one of the guys who wrote it. But he wasn't my type. That song wasn't my type. Moby Grape, yes! Especially that song, which has an um driving beat. Marty Balin, way yes! Iron Butterfly, nuh-uh.

Well, yuh!!!!!!!!! And sho' 'nuff Gracie did it for me...

 

[Angeline]

Well, yuh!!!!!!!!! And sho' 'nuff Gracie did it for me...

And Buffalo Springfield; I had the biggest crush on Stephen Stills for years. And Country Joe McDonald. And Jesse Colin Young. He used to play at this little hippie coffeehouse in Bucks County, PA that I used to go to all the time, but he was before my time there.

 

[Tzara]

God, am I really that old? Did I actually use THAT many drugs? Did anyone ever listen to this song? straight?

In order: Yes. Probably. Yes. Unfortunately, yes.

That song was a staple of the garage band I was in, particularly because our drummer was easily the best musician in the band and would play that interminable drum solo for what seemed like forty minutes.

Although that last "yes" needs an asterisk by it, as repeated run-throughs of that song certainly left me in an altered state of consciousness.


I vote for Gracie too.

 

[Angeline]

In order: Yes. Probably. Yes. Unfortunately, yes.

That song was a staple of the garage band I was in, particularly because our drummer was easily the best musician in the band and would play that interminable drum solo for what seemed like forty minutes.

Although that last "yes" needs an asterisk by it, as repeated run-throughs of that song certainly left me in an altered state of consciousness.


I vote for Gracie too.

Did your drummer do Whipping Boy, too? I had a friend who played drums (actually I had a bunch of friends who did but everyone did then, right). I remember he always had to play that when his band played bars and he just got utterly sick of it.

 

[Tzara]

Did your drummer do Whipping Boy, too? I had a friend who played drums (actually I had a bunch of friends who did but everyone did then, right). I remember he always had to play that when his band played bars and he just got utterly sick of it.

We played a lot of CCR because our singer felt he sang those well. Needless to say, I can't stand anything now that sounds like John Fogarty, including John Fogarty.

 

[Angeline]

We played a lot of CCR because our singer felt he sang those well. Needless to say, I can't stand anything now that sounds like John Fogarty, including John Fogarty.

I was never much of a big CCR fan myself though I always thought that Fortunate Son was a great antiwar song.

ETA: oops, I meant "One" not "Son." Lyric brain fart.

 

[Tzara]

I was never much of a big CCR fan myself though I always thought that Fortunate Son was a great antiwar song.

I always kind of disliked them, but I was only one vote.

I wanted to play Buffalo Springfield and Byrds songs, but we weren't good enough musicians, though that probably wouldn't have stopped us--the real problem was we didn't have enough people who could stay on pitch for the harmonies.

It's just as well. I would have looked really silly in a fringed leather jacket trying to imitate Neil Young.

 

[Tzara]

I was never much of a big CCR fan myself though I always thought that Fortunate Son was a great antiwar song.

ETA: oops, I meant "One" not "Son." Lyric brain fart.

I think you were right the first time.

 

[Angeline]

I think you were right the first time.

Was I? Darn! I was in the kitchen making crabcakes and I ran in to edit my comment cause I'm such an editor. But I didn't check my sources.

You must really love me. You looked up a CCR song for me. Well yknow not *love* me like eagleyez. He's my plastic fantastic lover.

*Wonders if that song was really about a dildo. Hmmm, maybe not but it'd be a good name for one. If one were in the habit of naming them.*

 

[Safe_Bet]

Whew. OK. All better now. Whoof. [deep breath].

Couldn't reach the CD player earlier, but this is what would have been playing...
"Must Be Crazy For Me" - Melissa Etheridge - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auJzrm9ez9E

(Does getting married make you extra horny or is it just me?)​

 

[Tzara]

Was I? Darn! I was in the kitchen making crabcakes and I ran in to edit my comment cause I'm such an editor. But I didn't check my sources.

Crabcakes? Crabcakes?

Forget your effin' sources. I want some crabcakes. Only crab thing I'll eat, but my, how I love them.

You must really love me. You looked up a CCR song for me. Well yknow not *love* me like eagleyez. He's my plastic fantastic lover.

No. I don't :happy hearty emotionalcons: *love* you the way e² does. Nor would you want me to. But I "lik.ove" or "lov.ke" you (God, I hope I didn't just say something offensive or smutty in some other language than English). If for no other reason than you know more about jazz and poetry than I do and I can raid your head for the Good Stuff.

Plus you said you look like Laura Nyro. At the risk of offending your ill Red Sox fan, that's like total Fantasy Time.

And in any case, I am simply aching to kick your ass in Trivial Pursuit.

*Wonders if that song was really about a dildo. Hmmm, maybe not but it'd be a good name for one. If one were in the habit of naming them.*

Well, it was a Marty Balin song, and your proposed theme somehow does not seem to mesh with my conception of Mr. B. Nor, apparently, yours.

Supposedly it's about a stereo.

I was young at this time. Trust me. It could be.

 

[Safe_Bet]

*Wonders if that song was really about a dildo. *

Just in case you WANT to hear one!