The Red Light Lounge

[Safe_Bet]

Where'd you get that gizmo?

http://www.ohmibod.com/

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I've saved that to favs will investigate it on my return I still haven't got an adaptor for my other doodah yet sigh ..........

 

[Safe_Bet]

We have a new Musical Dildo Champion! Talk about Crescendos! Whoo Hoo. And just when you think you might live - BANG! Full on wild!

"Damn, I wish I Was Your Lover"

(Sassy: She even sings about shoes! )​

BTW, I just downloaded Sophie B. Hawkins last album and the whole thing smokes. As you can tell from the video, she is a bit of a "Lipstick Butch", but the album can be enjoyed in "mixed company" cuz she isn't specific.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Oh man o man o man.

I just found another one.

This came on at the shop and I nearly had to close up for a few minutes. Would have been a serious awkward moment if someone had come in and found me in headphones, tranced out and wearing a very inappropriate expression.

I'm dedicating it to William Shakespeare and Anne Hathaway.

bj

 

[champagne1982]

Oh man o man o man.

I just found another one.

This came on at the shop and I nearly had to close up for a few minutes. Would have been a serious awkward moment if someone had come in and found me in headphones, tranced out and wearing a very inappropriate expression.

I'm dedicating it to William Shakespeare and Anne Hathaway.

bj

Being visually male (in that I find what I see as important as men do in arousal) I got a little buzzy watching Leo's mouth ...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Being visually male (in that I find what I see as important as men do in arousal) I got a little buzzy watching Leo's mouth ...

I know, right?

The whole video is ubersexy too, which only made it worse when I went to find it on youtube to put it in here. And well, y'know, Shakespeare. Nuff said. Nearly had to make a call on the princess phone.

Has anyone actually seen the movie? Is it like, actual Romeo and Juliet? I saw cars and guns and such in the video and that worried me.

bj

 

[sassynyc]

We have a new Musical Dildo Champion! Talk about Crescendos! Whoo Hoo. And just when you think you might live - BANG! Full on wild!

"Damn, I wish I Was Your Lover"

(Sassy: She even sings about shoes! )​

First of all, a musical vibrator further supports my theory that God is a dj. It's not just fuckable music, it's fuckable music. I'm more partial to having the room filled with music, (stereo programming has spoiled me) but it's an ingenious concept, all the same.

I remember this song.....90210 flashback.
I cannot disapprove of anyone who sings about shoes.

Oh man o man o man.

I just found another one.

This came on at the shop and I nearly had to close up for a few minutes. Would have been a serious awkward moment if someone had come in and found me in headphones, tranced out and wearing a very inappropriate expression.

I'm dedicating it to William Shakespeare and Anne Hathaway.

bj

After listening to that, I could walk past my smoke detector, and set it off. I am adding this to my list of Music Inappropriate for Public Listening. For my own good.

 

[loststar]

I saw it years ago when it first came out, back in the barely a teen years when I harbored the secret crush for decaprio , if I remember right it does use the actual text, but my brain at the time didn't care about such things. I find it amazing now that it hit me deeper than it ever did then, guess it kinda shows how much you change. It strikes me far more on the tragic level, than on the romance level, but to see that kind of emotion radiated, I think its gonna make me reevaulate my opinion of decaprios acting skill, it may almost pain me to say this, but he is a bit more than just a pretty boy

 

[Safe_Bet]

First of all, a musical vibrator further supports my theory that God is a dj. It's not just fuckable music, it's fuckable music. I'm more partial to having the room filled with music, (stereo programming has spoiled me) but it's an ingenious concept, all the same.

Christmas shopping jusr got even EASIER for your ass!

BTW, it has stereo head phones! Screw the room! Stereo hitting more than your ears is AMAZING. Getting you 'world rocked' has a WHOLE new meaning! (or is that 'hole?') In my shy, humble, innocent opionion , that is.

 

[sassynyc]

Christmas shopping jusr got even EASIER for your ass!

BTW, it has stereo head phones! Screw the room! Stereo hitting more than your ears is AMAZING. Getting you 'world rocked' has a WHOLE new meaning! (or is that 'hole?') In my shy, humble, innocent opionion , that is.

Shy, humble, innocent.....my ass.

I hope you don't think this excuses you from shoe & undies shopping.
I have an ipod, a mammoth music library, a stereo that rocks plenty, and a respectable toy collection.

But a girl can NEVER have too many pairs of shoes or undies....just sayin'.

 

[Safe_Bet]

"Shy, humble, innocent.....my ass. "

I have a lot of shyness, humility and innocence! I was born with a LOT of it and I haven't used a BIT of it yet!


I hope you don't think this excuses you from shoe & undies shopping.
I have an ipod, a mammoth music library, a stereo that rocks plenty, and a respectable toy collection. But a girl can NEVER have too many pairs of shoes or undies....just sayin'.

No you get all of those too! But I would pay serious money to watch you with a "Mibod" playing "Nikki"!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Shy, humble, innocent.....my ass.

Careful of what you wish for, girl! I can shyly and innocently "Humble your ass" faster than a NY minute!!! (and make you like EVERY second of it!) 'Member WHO you're messing with!

 

[sassynyc]

I have a lot of shyness, humility and innocence! I was born with a LOT of it and I haven't used a BIT of it yet!

Now, that theory, I'll buy.

No you get all of those too! But I would pay serious money to watch you with a "Mibod" playing "Nikki"!

Well ok....as long as I don't have to choose.
And since I can't think of a single thing that would make you as giddy as Amy already does.....you can watch. Merry X-mas.

 

[sassynyc]

Careful of what you wish for, girl! I can shyly and innocently "Humble your ass" faster than a NY minute!!! (and make you like EVERY second of it!) 'Member WHO you're messing with!

call me when your application for a third leg is approved.....strap-ons don't count.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Now, that theory, I'll buy.



Well ok....as long as I don't have to choose.
And since I can't think of a single thing that would make you as giddy as Amy already does.....you can watch. Merry X-mas.

WHOO HOO!

Another Christmas present taken care of!
(Amy will REALLY like 'unwrapping' YOU!)



P.S. She always lets me play with the "boxes" after she unwraps her presents!​

​

 

[loststar]

Fuck montage

I've been holding out for far too long
this is the sound tract that plays as I seduce you


a little music to pretend to distract you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9T55V-FY6A&feature=related
when you start paying attention http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owiJyI-E4LY
when I get you in my fast little car, close your eyes as we zip through the countryside http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYnihTlVuzQ
we push into my door and our lips meet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynhGY7XehLs
fingers trace exploring http://www.youtube.com/user/linkinparktv?ob=1
pants come off http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDAXltfj8-Y
time to fuck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA
cuddle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROD4OLJijkk
sleep tight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITM2AKRT9cI

 

[sassynyc]

WHOO HOO!

Another Christmas present taken care of!
(Amy will REALLY like 'unwrapping' YOU!)



P.S. She always lets me play with the "boxes" after she unwraps her presents!​

​

LMAO!!!
There's got to be a clinical disorder for your perpetual level of horny!
Complete with a name and meds, whose side effects take the full length of a commercial to list.

C-L-I-N-I-C-A-L

 

[Safe_Bet]

LMAO!!!
There's got to be a clinical disorder for your perpetual level of horny!
Complete with a name and meds, whose side effects take the full length of a commercial to list.

C-L-I-N-I-C-A-L

First of all: it's not a "perpetual level of horny." I am SURE that some time when I'm sleeping that is goes away (or at least ebbs!)

Secondly: If ther is a name and meds for it, then those people that developed them need much more help than I ever will! That's like finding the cure for being too rich or too loved!

 

[Safe_Bet]

OK, Sassy! This song made my OhMiBod explode!

"DRIVE" ​

 

[sassynyc]

Blue lights in the basement...

I’m In Love With You ~ Erykah Badu & Stephen Marley

Nothing Even Matters ~ Lauryn Hill & D’Angelo

’Til The Cops Come Knockin’ ~ Maxwell
For the love of God, the man has Fuck Me pumps on his album cover! *shivers*

A Love Of Your Own ~ Average White Band

Love’s Holiday ~ Earth, Wind & Fire

 

[sassynyc]

For the 'Fuck To' File

Mercy ~ Duffy

Supernatural Thing ~ Ben E. King

Disco Lady ~ Johnnie Taylor

Pillow Talk ~ Sylvia

Skin Tight ~ Ohio Players

Fire ~ Ohio Players

 

[Safe_Bet]

Love’s Holiday ~ Earth, Wind & Fire

If Maurice ever sang that song to me I would become straight* and oh SO jump his bones.


* Temporarily

 

[sassynyc]

If Maurice ever sang that song to me I would become straight* and oh SO jump his bones.


* Temporarily

I'm still waiting on that 'flaming pussy' smilie. I may be forced to learn graphics, and invent one.

*le sigh*

 

[sassynyc]

Fast Love

Dazed and Confused
(courtesy of Tz, I love this song )

 

[sassynyc]

Ray

Night Time (Is the Right Time)

What'd I Say - this one thumps in your rib cage, and well....other places.