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[scouries]

[SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]​

[size=+2]SI’s announces “The 25 Most Hated Teams of All Time”[/size]

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#1 - 1986 University of Miami football

#11 - 1990 University of Miami football

who invented [size=+3]SWAGGER FOOTBALL????[/SIZE]

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[size=+2]University of Miami Hurricanes[/size]
National Football Champions
1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 2001​

 

[TxRad]

Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but the usual hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a contest, he makes up his own list of winners.

 

[michchick98]

According to Palace sources, at 3:03 a.m. Eastern Time this morning, the wonderful scourian story, “Ohhh…Mommy,” I Groaned moved up another rung on the all time most read list and now is the seventh most read in site history. On behalf of my boss, james r scouries, I would like to thank everyone who has helped make this success possible.

[size=+3][Literotica.com] [/size]

[size=+2]Most Read Stories[/size] (All time)

[size=+2]7.[/size] "Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned
He deflowers sister, impregnates mom. by scouries (12/17/06) 2,622,099

Over two and a hhalf miillion readers can't be wrong...

Gabrielle L.

Oh and once again, if you have to continually tell people how great you are, you're not really so great.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Rule of Thumb -- if your posts look like comic book ads for Magic X-Ray Glasses!! you're probably a douchebag.

 

[Sweet_Pea24]

Like sands through the hour glass....These are the days of our lives.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh and once again, if you have to continually tell people how great you are, you're not really so great.

Do you have any idea how many times he had to cycle IPs and click his own stories just to climb that rung of his ladder? Do you have any idea how many long, sweaty hours he spent hunched over his keyboard and mouse, furiously working his IP spoofing and clicky magic just to make this numbers grow? Show a little appreciation for his efforts!

Congratulations on your highly dedicated work, scouries. Your ability to give it all to make yourself the grand poobah on a small forum of a free sex stories site is really, really awe inspiring. It's above and beyond, man, above and beyond.

 

[michchick98]

Do you have any idea how many times he had to cycle IPs and click his own stories just to climb that rung of his ladder? Do you have any idea how many long, sweaty hours he spent hunched over his keyboard and mouse, furiously working his IP spoofing and clicky magic just to make this numbers grow? Show a little appreciation for his efforts!

Okay, I'll be appreciative for a whole.....2 to 3.......seconds.

Congratulations on your highly dedicated work, scouries. Your ability to give it all to make yourself the grand poobah on a small forum of a free sex stories site is really, really awe inspiring. It's above and beyond, man, above and beyond.

Okay, now it's getting a bit deep in here. Glad I brought my waders.

 

[scouries]

Thank you all!

And thanks to the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDANT READERS

And may you all have a great Sunday.

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james r scouries esq.
A.I.R. AWARD winner

 

[Guest]

QUOTE miss muffin Congratulations on your highly dedicated work, scouries. Your ability…is really, really awe inspiring. It's above and beyond, man, above and beyond.


Miss Muffin! You’re back! And finally coming to your senses.

And why are we not surprised. Sending that twit Dixie from GBland over here to try to do your dirty work was certainly a strategic error. You should never send a boy to do a man’s work ma’am. And I think when you saw them together it finally hit you. You had your scourian epiphany didn’t you?

jim’s won you over hasn’t he? That’s what seems to happen to everyone, no matter their political stripe, when they start to read the bosses work.

Even jealous people with an ax to grind eventually fall under his spell.

And he forgives you muffie! That’s what becoming a scourian is all about.

Welcome my dear,

Gabby

 

[TxRad]

Thank you all!

And thanks to the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDANT READERS

And may you all have a great Sunday.

james r scouries esq.
A.I.R. AWARD winner
__________________


Grand_High_Poobah is Scouries in a blow up doll suit, one of his many alts.

Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but the usual hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a real Literotica contest, he makes up his own list of winners.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Scouries, your attempt is too fluffy. Please try again.

 

[Guest]

Fluffy?

Is this coming from miss muffy?

http://midnitesrealm.com/images/Preview/muffy/muffy-cover-nude.jpg​

Gabby

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You Photoshop like Miley Cyrus acts.

Oh! Burn! No I didn't!

 

[Guest]

Oh how gallant!

Our resident knight errant, our rugged he-man dixie lee rides in to save the reputation of that poor innocent maiden, killer muffy.

Who knew such heroes resided in GBland?

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dixie rescuing miss muffy​

Gabby

 

[michchick98]

You Photoshop like Miley Cyrus acts.

Oh! Burn! No I didn't!

Actually, the idiot doesn't know how to use photoshop. He much prefers to steal bandwith or use copyrighted images. Makes him feel important. He's been doing it a lot if you've noticed. He learned how to post a picture link, now he does it all the time to show how uber talented he is. He can copy and paste too! Aren't you impressed? I know I'm not.

Maybe one day he'll even learn how to properly quote a message. Look out then, there'll be no stopping him!

 

[TxRad]

Grand_High_Poobah is Scouries in a blow up doll suit, one of his many alts.

 

[scouries]

I just wish that Lady Reiha babe would move her thread over here!

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner[/size]

 

[KillerMuffin]

You're still too fluffy, scouries. Of course, that's probably because I'm too busy laughing at the simple fact that you had to invent a contest in order to actually win a contest. But it's okay, masturbation really doesn't make you go blind. Now, go ahead and log in as Gabby, your cheap blow up doll, so you can tell us that it's not really masturbation if you have a for real girl friend. We'll all nod sagely and agree with you. Really we will. *giggle*

 

[scouries]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/99%20Pierced%20Nipples.jpg

DixieandMuffy???​

Now that's a good one!

jrs esq.

 

[TxRad]

Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a contest, he makes up his own list of winners.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Stealing bandwidth from media1.break.com is a good one? Aren't you just the special olymics winner of smack.

(FYI: sight gags = epic fail. Some people don't permit remote loading. Thanks for play, please try again.)

 

[Guest]

QUOTE miss muffy Aren't you just the special olympics winner of smack

We’re going to have to change your name to miss groupie if you keep this up hon…

…but you know what? I’d like you to…

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It’s time to stop trying to live in someone elses shadow … ok, I know jim does cast a big one but …​

[size=+2]Gabby[/size]

 

[TxRad]

The only intent of this thread is to stroke Scouries ego.

Gabriella L. (Blowup doll and one of scouries many alts.)

 

[michchick98]

It’s time to stop trying to live in someone elses shadow

Perhaps you should take your own advice, airhead.

 

[Guest]

I guess km and the two stooges nana: + ) have been missing the boss