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QUOTE scouries I'm afraid the vote totals on this one are going to be ugly!

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The much self-lauded "respect for the readers" of scouries in action… something scouries never fails to rant and rave about as "cheating" On top of that, he tossed out a Loving Wives story out there first, which he admits he cobbled together in the middle of writing this one and threw out there…Sounds a lot like his much bitched about "bait and switch" tactic, doesn't it? What could be more distracting than a Loving Wives story to try to sneak in another one …Looks like your commodore 64 computer bank missed a couple of stories that should have been disqualified, according to your made-up rules, scouries.

You know darkboy I’m starting to sense a real meanness in your posts lately. JEALOUSY rearing its ugly head?

I will admit though that I’ve learned some things from my contest success.

One, even the greatest of literary artists don’t always know when one of their works is going to hit a homerun. Do you think there were times when Shakespeare finished a play and wasn’t particularly happy with it only to find it received with plaudits? I think this what happened here – while I wasn’t one hundred percent satisfied the critics and readers were.

Two, I discovered that I work very well under pressure. Some authors would have folded under the time constraints. Others would have produced half asss-ed works. But there are some people, a very small minority, who are at their best when the game is on the line. I must be one of them – almost unconsciously I produced a 1000 vote masterpiece without even knowing it.

I shall of course leave the story up on LITEROTICA. I owe it to the QUEEN and to the A.I.R. contest.

Perhaps someday I’ll revisit this best seller and try to make it even greater… we’ll see.​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
Spin all you want, scouries. Your own words -- right there in black and white -- reveal what your intentions were. There's not even the slightest ambiguity. :D

You play plenty of lip service to "rules we should have" and "weeding out corruption" and "respecting the readers", but when it comes to you or your sycophants, all that gets tossed out the window.

Oh, and if you think that flipping the page by spamming your own thread is going to do any good... *laugh*

You wouldn't have to talk in circles so much if you'd take your foot out of your mouth every so often. You should really apply for a Guinness World Record. Managing to simultaneously get your foot in your mouth while your head is so far up your ass is truly a wonder beyond the ability of science to explain.
 
[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.
 
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Your signature line amuses me. C'mon scouries, work to maintain that fraud you're perpetrating. Stating an irrelevant fact about the KillerMuffin (whose only relationship with Lit is writer to publisher) is so never going to change that you're committing fraud that you can be sued over. Everyone knows my relationship with Lit and its owners, well, except you who keeps PMing me, DCL, and some others with stupid little "fix my issues with your site" whines. I never claimed to be anything more than what I am in relation to Lit. You, however? You can't say the same. You can't even go a day without pointing out that the site owners pay attention to you when it's patently obvious to anyone who looks that they don't.
 
I gotta problem. I'm with TX, KM, mitch and the bunch of guys who find Scories' spamming, lying and generally spreading offensive manure insulting, depressing and generally a poison on lit.

However, why is he allowed to wallow in his septic mud in Stories Feedback? This is a place for newbies who shouldn't be threatened by a bi-polar white shark with no brain.

He got castrated when a bunch of the GB got pissed off with him but no-one takes him off this thread that is supposed to encourage new writers. Put him in AH and let him swing. He should not be here, he desecrates the place.
 
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That time of month again miss muffin? You seem to be posting on every scourian thread going.

Okay, I agree, jim shouldn’t have put you over his knee and spanked you. At least not in public. And especially not with all the other 1000+ Vote Club members there.


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miss muffin being disciplined (and liking it!) by "most voted on" author

And they probably shouldn’t have laughed at your predicament. But he had to do something! You were chasing him around like a love struck fourteen year old. Yes you have a cute little derriere (probably the reason he put you over his knee). But there can never be anything between you two (and that includes his you know what).

You’re too old! I hate to say it but it’s true.

And you’ve got writers block! Yuck!

And, worst of all, you actually dated Dixie! Which is so gross. A triple yuck. At least.

So please, let’s end this animosity. Jim will go back to writing his best sellers. And you can go back to dixielee in “writers block” land.

We’ll still invite you to the 1000+ VOTE club Annual Meeting next year. Just don’t cum!

But you’re still invited to submit an entry to:

[size=+2]the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)[/size]

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A.I.R. 2010 Halloween Story Contest
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call it: My Hair Turned Green in Envy​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
Miami Beach, Florida
 
Grand_High_Poobah ake Gabby aka Gabriella L. (Blowup doll, fake secretary and one of scouries many alts.)


The only intent of this thread is to stroke Scouries ego.He has to be on top so he made up the list himself.


Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but Scouries usual hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a REAL contest, he makes up his own list of winners.

Just more of Scouries phony bullshit.
 
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I gotta problem. I'm with TX, KM, mitch and the bunch of guys who find Scories' spamming, lying and generally spreading offensive manure insulting, depressing and generally a poison on lit.

However, why is he allowed to wallow in his septic mud in Stories Feedback? This is a place for newbies who shouldn't be threatened by a bi-polar white shark with no brain.

He got castrated when a bunch of the GB got pissed off with him but no-one takes him off this thread that is supposed to encourage new writers. Put him in AH and let him swing. He should not be here, he desecrates the place.

While I would find it utterly hilarious for this thread to be put in the AH...the place scouries hates most in the world...I really think we at the AH wouldn't want that kind of punishment. That's what it would be for those of us who don't have him on ignore.

He already pollutes the threads there plenty, even though he claims over and over how much he hates it there. Please don't request his whole thread be moved there. It's fine right where it is. I mean, seriously though, why would someone continue to post somewhere they hate? Why would someone who's probably one of the most ignored people on Literotica (in particular the AH) continue to post there as if anyone gives a shit?

He's always whining about us leaving him alone on his thread, yet he won't do the same. He doesn't realize if he stops hanging around in the AH, stops copying posts from there and replying here, and just generally leaves us alone, we'd leave him alone. His enormous ego won't let him. He thinks people give a shit about his trumped up numbers.

I've issued a challenge to him more than once and he's either ignored me like the coward he is or he's sent his "secretary" (you know, his blow-up doll alt) to refuse the challenge.

Heck, I'll try again, but I know it won't do any good. Scouries, if you stop, I mean COMPLETELY stop posting to the AH, stop copying posts from there and replying here, stop referring to anyone or anything on the AH in any way, I'll stop posting here. I can't speak for everyone else, but I'd figure that since you've whined more than once about me being here, it'd be a fair trade.

I know you won't take the challenge, you're too damned much of an ego-maniac and a coward.
 
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another ALT bites the dust...

I had expected (and hoped) that since I’d outed Lloyd some months ago that the my friend ace was going to permanently retire this horrid little ALT.

And I definitely didn’t expect to see any post at all from our intrepid ex-spy since he was supposedly sojourning in deepest, darkest Mississippi, the only state in the union that still doesn’t have internet access.

But apparently reports of ace site –ings in America’s 50th ranked state were false for lo and behold ALT Lloyd has again been resurrected.

Go back to your master oh vile little ALT. You’ve now joined the other two sad creatures on ScouriesWorld ignore list. Bye…


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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
Even your fantasies are a total yawnfest, scouries. It's kind of sad, really. You can't beat me with words so you try to do it through a show of petty violence, and ridicule-worthy violence at that. It's a sad, sad day when a total failure proves that he can sink to an even more pathetic level. You're breaking new ground in loserville today. I think that you've even managed to beat the world loser record.
 
I had expected (and hoped) that since I’d outed Lloyd some months ago that the my friend ace was going to permanently retire this horrid little ALT.

Nope, you didn't, and it's not. I don't really have an interest in investing that much effort in you.

You, however, are obviously obsessed with me. :D

(And I'm in Amarillo, Texas, tonight. Tomorrow is Santa Fe. As usual, you're having trouble keeping up. And, as promised, I only mention it because you did--bringing us back to your obsession with me.)
 
http://forum.literotica.com/image.php?u=1832&dateline=1154573356 Even your fantasies are a total yawnfest, scouries. It's kind of sad, really. You can't beat me with words so you try to do it through a show of petty violence, and ridicule-worthy violence at that. It's a sad, sad day when a total failure proves that he can sink to an even more pathetic level. You're breaking new ground in loserville today. I think that you've even managed to beat the world loser record.

C’mon sweetie, be honest for once!

Every month or so you visit my threads and leave your mean little posts on them. muffin defecation so to speak.

I don’t visit your threads (if you have any).
I don’t toss out these cheap personal insults (yawnfest? loserville?).

We’ve even tried to help you. To help you get over your writing problems…
We’ve included you in 1000+ VOTE CLUB activities…
We’ve advised you on your love life (Dixie is not the one for you)…
We’ve welcomed you to our seminars…
We’ve invited you to participate in A.I.R. contests…

ScouriesWorld has repeatedly extended the olive branch. And we’ll continue to… because that’s who we are…

But ultimately it’s up to you. You are going to have to take that needed first step back to civility…


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take it … please … you won’t fall … our arms are open, waiting to welcome you in… come to jimmy...

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
The only intent of this thread is to stroke Scouries ego.He has to be on top so he made up the list himself.


Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but Scouries usual hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a REAL contest, he makes up his own list of winners.

Just more of Scouries phony bullshit.
 
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Well, scouries, since you seem to love posting pictures of naked women, this must've turned into a picture thread. So here's my contribution to the new scouries picture thread:


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Sorry guys, this is more to my liking.

Finally, some fair time. Thank you MichChick! But, I would rather see you start your own thread with these gorgeous men. I promise to come and visit and visit often. Let's leave the boys to their toys, and the girls to the important tools of the trade.;)
 
QUOTE ace And I'm in Amarillo, Texas, tonight. Tomorrow is Santa Fe. As usual, you're having trouble keeping up. And, as promised, I only mention it because you did--bringing us back to your obsession with me … this is more to my liking…

I guess “my obsession” is somehow making our travelling pilot post on the ScouriesWorld thread? And I’ll bet the picture he posted is more to his liking.

I was told today that the purpose of your tour is actually to refresh yourself on the home towns of your ALTS. That like a real writer who does research on the settings of stories he’s planning you check out the background for the ALTS you’ve invented.

Seeing you’re in Texas maybe we can expect to see a modernization of :nana::nana:?​


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Finally, some fair time. Thank you MichChick! But, I would rather see you start your own thread with these gorgeous men. I promise to come and visit and visit often. Let's leave the boys to their toys, and the girls to the important tools of the trade

Please my dear: In future do not quote any of these ace ALTS I have on ignore. And wouldn’t you know that our gay spy would have his upper penisula ALT posting naked men…

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
Please my dear: In future do not quote any of these ace ALTS I have on ignore. And wouldn’t you know that our gay spy would have his upper penisula ALT posting naked men…[/I]


Now that's the funniest thing I've ever heard, scouries. An alt of the pilot? Surely you can come up with something better than that.

Why no naked man pictures? Afraid you'll see what a real man looks like?
 
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All you need to know about scouries alt detection abilities is that it took him over two years to figure out my alternate pen name, which I constantly linked to and has always been listed in my sig.
 
All you need to know about scouries alt detection abilities is that it took him over two years to figure out my alternate pen name, which I constantly linked to and has always been listed in my sig.

Oh, I know. He continually accuses everyone else of being an alt to divert attention away from his own duplicity.

It took him months to finally believe when everyone was telling him PositiveThinker was Freddie and he still doesn't believe andtheend is also Freddie.

Of course when he finally does admit it, he'll make it into some great revelation, like he was the one who discovered it. :rolleyes:
 
First Place ($150 Cash Prize Winner):
Macallan Promises / PacoFear

Well now we know!

You must be in the QUEEN''S :cattail: good book after all.

It's depressing though to think that she had to jettison over 500 poor little votes to get you to win. And have everyone else know about it.

It's hard to congratulate someone who according to the QUEEN :cattail: had over 500 illegal votes on his winning story. There areonly two possibilities: either you cheated massively on the story (very unlikely) or the palace is up to its old tricks...

When you hear something like this your first thought is, ANOTHER FIXED CONTEST!

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And of course the story was a Sci-Fi one ...:rolleyes:

jrs esq.
 
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