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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
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Miami Beach, Florida

 

[michchick98]

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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
Miami Beach, Florida

Really scouries, you should stop showing your tits to gain more votes. Your friend from Pittsburgh already does that. Can't you find something more original to bribe people with?

 

[michchick98]

Haven't you gotten tired of showing the world you can copy and paste picture links? Isn't it time to learn a new trick? I mean after all both of your fans really haven't been here in awhile. (...both fans and serious scholars) and the serious scholars are only rolling their eyes at you.

How about play dead?

Or maybe you can learn to properly quote a message.

 

[scouries]

Here are my final A.I.R. Contest numbers – thanks everyone:

We’ll Do Your Mom First - 4.68 928 137,223 26
Emma Babysitter - 4.53 537 69976 14

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Gabby tells me the A.I.R. Contest prize winners should be announced this afternoon.​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[TxRad]

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President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
Miami Beach, Florida

[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Grand_High_Poobah is Scouries in a blow up doll suit, one of his many alts.

 

[TxRad]

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[size=+1]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
Miami Beach, Florida

Grand_High_Poobah is Scouries in a blow up doll suit, one of his many alts.

There is no such thing as the AIR Awards or the 1000+ Vote Club or the 100+ Comment Club. These are all figments of Scouries imagination, made up by him, for him and his ego. Just another part of ScouriesFantasyWorld where Scouries ego is king.

His motto is, If you can't win a real contest or make a real Literotica list, make up your own. Only an oversizes ego would brag about winning a contest multiple times that he and he alone controls and then he has to use a fudge factor to make it work.

 

[scouries]

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[Strange that this picture (and 10,000 just like it) are perfectly legal on the Nipples Thread (and many other threads I can name) but it's not allowed on the SCOURIES thread isn't it?]

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[Darkniciad]

Isn't it strange how someone who claims to be trying to "give everybody a chance", campaigning against "the same people winning every time", and has advocated only being able to win once per year somehow wins in each and every one of his little contests?

Amost makes it seem like it's nothing more than a rigged, hypocritical, self-serving attempt to legitimize his over-inflated ego

 

[TxRad]

Isn't it strange how someone who claims to be trying to "give everybody a chance", campaigning against "the same people winning every time", and has advocated only being able to win once per year somehow wins in each and every one of his little contests?

Amost makes it seem like it's nothing more than a rigged, hypocritical, self-serving attempt to legitimize his over-inflated ego

What do you expect from the biggest joke on Lit.

 

[scouries]

First Place ($150 Cash Prize Winner): GAY 4.75 89 votes 21 comments
#129 Dark Thunder by Transverse –guess whose ALT this guy is…

Second Place ($100 Cash Prize Winner): Illustrated Romance? 4.69 74 votes 5 comments
The Nice Bloke by geronimo_appleb

Third Place ($75 Cash Prize Winner): Sci-Fi 4.71 169 VOTES 18 comments
A Journey Home by sirreadsalot10

Strange that a story at 4.75 with 89 votes beats out a story with the same rating and 966 votes isn’t it?

Or that the winners are the #129th, the 194th, and the 233rd highest rated stories on the site this month…

Or that the winner is the 17th highest rated GAY story this month…

Or that the second place finisher is the 24th highest rated ROMANCE story this month (behind DG Hear and his 500 plus votes among others)

Or that the third place winner is the 12th highest rated SCI-FI story this month (behind darkboy if you can believe it)…

Or that none of the three winners are among the top three contest entries on today’s top list…

Or that any of them are among the top 100 FAVORITE AUTHORS…

Or that the winners come from categories like GAY, SCI-FI and ROMANCE again…

And yet the PALACE will never publish the final results. Never explain why lower rated stories win. Why stories with low vote totals always beat stories with higher vote totals. Sad really.

That’s why I’ll take the A.I.R. AWARD winners – The most read and voted and commented on stories. Stories picked by our readers, not picked in some backroom deal…​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[michchick98]

Oh good, now we get to read endless posts with you whining and crybabying some more about how you didn't win and accusing Laurel of cheating.

You're a sore loser, scouries. Why don't you be a man for once and just congratulate the winners and move on?

 

[TxRad]

Oh good, now we get to read endless posts with you whining and crybabying some more about how you didn't win and accusing Laurel of cheating.

You're a sore loser, scouries. Why don't you be a man for once and just congratulate the winners and move on?

I just want to know what he doesn't understand about the winners are the ones with the highest rated average score entered in the contest. The number of votes, views and comments have nothing to do with the score.

And No, scouries, no one is going to tell you how the sweeps work so you can figure out ways to get around them. You are one of the main reasons there are sweeps in the first place.

So keep on whining and crying. Like someone said you are sad loser as usual. Learn to write and change categories instead of always using the crutch of Incest and you too might win something. The contest aren't going to change, especially not for you.

So go on back to your fake con-test and be the big fish in a little pond, a pond you have to build for yourself.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE ace it's so nice that you try to keep track of my movements. In Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, today. Great time in Asheville two days before that. Decatur, Alabama, tomorrow and then down the Natchez Trace to Natchez...

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Bon Voyage!!!

Delighted to hear you’re on the road. Take as long as you want... take a nice long vacation.

And listen, don’t feel you have to update us. I think, and I’m sure thousands would agree with me, that a complete break from the rigors of LITEROTICA life would be good for you. Come back refreshed ... in three or four months...
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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[sr71plt]

Take as long as you want... take a nice long vacation.

I am, thanks, without a thought for you.

And listen, don’t feel you have to update us.

No problem. The only thing required is for you to stop being obsessed with me. You're the one who brought it up.

(On top of dying earlier in the day--as a faux passenger on the Titanic--and missing a play because someone else died--the owner of the theater--I've written 6,500 words today on a manuscript for paid publication. How about you? Or are you still struggling with all of those pretty colors and font sizes for your most prolific publishing effort--whining posts to the forum? )

Tomorrow you can post a stolen photo of Decatur, Alabama--if you can find one. The day after that should be easier. I'll be staying at the Monmouth Plantation in Natchez, Mississippi. Cheers.

 

[sr71plt]

This is too delicious to pass up--you showing once again how far out in la la land you are and how heavily you are capable of stepping on your crank in unresearched misstatements.

I have green Es in five categories here (Erotic Couplings, Gay Male, How to, Lesbian, and Loving Wives) (With 10 green Es thus far in total)

(Hey, I have an idea. Name one other author here with green Es in categories that divergent. I'll give you a hint, it isn't you or any of your alts.)

And you have how many in the one category (Incest) you write in? (Shall we all go look? )

Moving along with your inanities, both my profile and and sig line lead to over sixty AUTHORED and published titles in erotica alone.

And you have published what? Where? (No, I didn't think so. )



Anyone other than you, apparently.



Happily, impressing you isn't on my agenda. You're a parody of a bad joke--and at least very good at that--if not much of anything else.

Since you gave me so much thought today, Scouries, I assume you are building up to finally responding to this posting from the other day. I'm sure you've managed to extract your foot from your mouth by now far enough to respond.

 

[scouries]

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where is mister ogg? did the pilot steal him?​

 

[YoursSINSerely]

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where is mister ogg? did the pilot steal him?​

He's on holiday, but I still love Jimmy. He's going to announce the last place award when he returns (luckily, it's not me this time, for the obvious reason). I just know that I want to see his tan line when he gets back. I'll show him mine if he shows me his.

 

[scouries]

"We'll Do Your Mom First," I Said
Two virgins decide to seduce their moms.
4.68 1005 149246 Incest/Taboo (English) 09/10/10
Public Comments: 27

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It took only nine days … which is definitely a record for one of my stories…

I would just like to take a moment and thank the over one thousand of you who took the time to vote for my story. Your feedback is greatly appreciated.

I’d also like to thank everyone associated with A.I.R. for not only the prize they awarded me, but also for the great work they are doing to support writers of erotic fiction around the world. Well done!​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[Darkniciad]

Now would probably be a fine time to remind everyone out there what scouries actually had planned for this story:

In the end I made an executive decision. Publish it. Then erase all traces of it from my computer. In a month or two I’ll remove it from LIT when no ones looking. A SEVEN PAGE STORY??? Who reads 7 page stories. I'm afraid the vote totals on this one are going to be ugly!

The much self-lauded "respect for the readers" of scouries in action. Toss a story that you don't think anybody will read out there with a slapped-together ending as a second entry into the contest that you say is "too cluttered", fully intending to delete it at a future date.

Not to mention that it was a long story entered at the last minute, something scouries never fails to rant and rave about as "cheating" On top of that, he tossed out a Loving Wives story out there first, which he admits he cobbled together in the middle of writing this one and threw out there.

So I took a 10 day break and rushed out “Emma’s Summer Babysitting Job?”

Sounds a lot like his much bitched about "bait and switch" tactic, doesn't it? What could be more distracting than a Loving Wives story to try to sneak in another one -- especially one that he openly admits that he expected nobody except his most rabid fans to read -- under the radar?

Looks like your commodore 64 computer bank missed a couple of stories that should have been disqualified, according to your made-up rules, scouries.

Of course, there's nothing wrong with them according to the real rules of the contest, but some semblance of sticking to your imaginary rules before declaring yourself the winner of your fake contest is generally considered prudent.

 

[michchick98]

I wonder if Tx Tall Tales, Selena, Seduc1ove or JustPlainBob will come forward and regale us with the fabulous prizes they won in scouries made-up contests.

That shouldn't be something kept private, right? I mean after all, Literotica posts the winners and anyone who's won a contest on Lit knows you actually GET the prize money you won.

Scouries is all about transparency after all. And his contest is such a *ahem* prestigious *ahem* one according to him, the winners should be ecstatic to reveal what they won for their efforts.

Of course, with all the claims of massive royalties from this site, he shouldn't have any problems at all coming up with some prize money for the winners. Literotica pays cash to their winners, right? Would only be fair. We all know scouries is all about fairness, too.

 

[michchick98]

Now would probably be a fine time to remind everyone out there what scouries actually had planned for this story:



The much self-lauded "respect for the readers" of scouries in action. Toss a story that you don't think anybody will read out there with a slapped-together ending as a second entry into the contest that you say is "too cluttered", fully intending to delete it at a future date.

Not to mention that it was a long story entered at the last minute, something scouries never fails to rant and rave about as "cheating" On top of that, he tossed out a Loving Wives story out there first, which he admits he cobbled together in the middle of writing this one and threw out there.



Sounds a lot like his much bitched about "bait and switch" tactic, doesn't it? What could be more distracting than a Loving Wives story to try to sneak in another one -- especially one that he openly admits that he expected nobody except his most rabid fans to read -- under the radar?

Looks like your commodore 64 computer bank missed a couple of stories that should have been disqualified, according to your made-up rules, scouries.

Of course, there's nothing wrong with them according to the real rules of the contest, but some semblance of sticking to your imaginary rules before declaring yourself the winner of your fake contest is generally considered prudent.

The rules don't apply to him, Dark. Only everyone else. That's why it's okay for him to do the things he does, then bitch about everyone else's duplicity and cheating.

 

[michchick98]

Oh and by the way, scouries, how's the voting coming for the year end contests? I see your millions of fans are flocking to vote for you by the boat load.

That must be a pretty small boat...

 

[scouries]

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[scouries]

But 1000 votes db???​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA