The sexiest word you know?

[Goodguy2]

How bout

The Commadors
Rick James
Tammy Wynette
Placido Domingo

 

[MathGirl]

the 'g' word

Elmo Lincoln?

 

[Goodguy2]

why not

"Tickle me Elmo"?

 

[MathGirl]

gggggggggggggggg

The Ink Spots
Maurice Williams and the Diamonds
Ferlin Husky
Tennessee Ernie Ford


"The Star Spangled Gerund"

 

[MathGirl]

Elmo

I just threw Elmo Lincoln in there to see if anyone would bite.
He was the first movie Tarzan. Silent films.

I doubt if he was a singer. Certainly not in silent films.

 

[Goodguy2]

I bite

But not Elmo Lincoln.

Now, what do ya think about:

The Beastie Boys?
Black Flag?
Dead Kennedy's
or
The Vandals?

GG2

A Gerund Rhapsody

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

"And I'm climbing a stairway to Gerund."

Just a thought.

RF

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Or maybe,

I've got those steadily depressing, low-down, mind-messing, working on a gerund, blues."

Just another thought.

RF

 

[Goodguy2]

Now there's

a novel idea RF! I like it. Lets see if the Gerund Quenn agrees! LOL

GG2

 

[MathGirl]

Gerundless in Seattle

Gerund me no gerunds, Sweetpea.

 

[jon.hayworth]

Lets gerund GERUND!

How about "NIPPLE ERECTION"? - I got it from Nick Li "Kiss the Lash". A phrase I have stored in my memory banks.

jon

for you MathGirl

 

[MathGirl]

you know what

Okay, okay!! I quit. I promise I'll never use the g-word again.
Time to move on to better things.

'Nipple erection' Nice words.

Braless, tee shirt, cool breeze = N.E. = highbeams












gerund

 

[MathGirl]

flawer

Jon - Thank you for the flower, dear. Is that a rose or a ger.. oops

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My, my, this thread still exists?

So... I gather that no-one's been giving you the verbal spanking you secretely like, huh, MathGirl???

 

[MathGirl]

Ohhhhhhh

Sven!! Welcome back! No, these pussycats have been letting me get away with murder. I need some of the old heavy handed discipline you provided. Otherwise I get off on something like ger... Uh, I get out of control.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ger? Geranium? Somehow, I fail to see the kinkiness in that...

"I'm definitely in the slow sexual group if even Charlotte is open to this!"

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You ARE calling me Sven just to tease me, huh? Or is it that "Svenska" is too long?

(Sven = male name. I may be butch, but come on..!)

 

[MathGirl]

ouch

Oh, Svenska, do it again! Harder ....... Harder ...........

Oh, please hit me HARDER!!!!!



yes

Yes

YES

Y E SSSSS!!!!!!!!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Masochist to sadist, "Hit me! Hit me!"

Sadist to masochist, "No."

RF

 

[MathGirl]

RF's picture

RF - That's a very nice picture of you. It's hard to tell, but is that a propeller beanie you're wearing?

 

[Coolville]

sing-a-long

Melody: She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain...
She'll be gerunding round the mountain when she cums...
She'll be gerunding round the mountain when she cums...
Oh, she'll be gerunding round the mountain,
gerunding round the mountain,
She'll be gerunding round the mountain when she cums...

She'll be driving 6 white math girls when she gerunds...
She'll be driving 6 white math girls when she gerunds...
Oh, she'll be driving 6 white math girls,
driving 6 white math girls,
She'll be driving 6 white math girls when she gerunds...

 

[Coolville]

Melody: Round, round get around (Beach Boys)

Gerund, gerund, get gerund, I get gerund
Yeah
Get gerund, oooh oooh oooh.

I'm gettin' bugged posting up and down the same old thread
I gotta finda new thread where the posters give head
My buddies and me are getting real well known
Yeah, the bad posters know us and they leave us alone
I get gerund...

chorus

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, I must have missed something... what the F is "gerund"???

 

[damppanties]

Fuck!!

Today's word from me is

fuck

nothing quite like it. Internationally known. 'Okay' is the word most used and recognised on the planet but 'fuck' has got to in the top five.

It's hard on consonants. It's nasty. It's versatilie.

Whether a girl gazes gently and lovingly into my eyes and says, 'fuck me' in soft tones or a wild-eyed girl grabs my hair, pulls my head roughly down and hisses hungrily in my ear, 'fuck me!' - both are amazing. And everything in between.

You can pronounce it with emphasis on the 'fu' and bury the '-ck' to make it more of a 'g' sound or you can pronounce the '-ck' sharp and wicked like the crack of a whip.

It's sexy.

Coolville, a little more on fuck , enjoy!!




Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't
give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).

It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall
versatility of the word "fuck"..

Apart from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

>1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
>2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
>3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
>4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
>5. Aggression "Fuck you!"
>6. Disgust "Fuck me."
>7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
>8. Difficulty "I don't u nderstand this fucking business!"
>9. Despair "Fucked again..."
>10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
>11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
>12. Lost "Where the fuck are we."
>13. Disbelief "Unfuckingbeliveable!"
>14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
>15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
>16. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
>17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
>18. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
>19. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
>20. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
>21. Directions "Fuck off."
>22. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

>"What the fuck was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima

>"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
General Custer

>"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic

>"That's not a real fucking gun."
John Len

>"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
Richard Nixon

>"Heads are going to fucking roll."
Anne Boleyn

>"Let the fucking woman drive."
Commander of Space Shuttle

>"What fucking map?"
"Challenger," Mark Thatcher

>"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
Albert Einstein

>"It does so fucking look like her!"
Picasso

>"How the fuck did you work that out?"
Pythagoras

>"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
Michaelangelo

>"Fuck a duck."
Walt Disney

>"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
Edmund Hilary

>"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
Joan of Arc

>"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
Noah

>"OK, I must have missed something... what the F is "gerund"???
our very own Svenska

-DP.

 

[Coolville]

well fuck me, damppanties. that was a fuck of a list.
fucking great! thanks a fuck of a lot!