The sexiest word you know?

[Coolville]

the path leads to gerund for those who have seen the light
Fear not the path

 

[MathGirl]

g and f words

Let's all sing the fucking gerund song!

Anna one, anna two, anna Hit it, Boys:

She'll be gerund 'round the mountain ..........

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

DP,

Your essay on the use and abuse of that most versatile of four letter words was out-fucking-standing.

RF

 

[Goodguy2]

That's IT!!

Now this Gerund Fucking Post is Fucking starting to Rock! This is what Lit is all about!

Gerund to the left of me, Gerund to the right, here I am, stuck in a Gerund with you.

GG2

 

[Goodguy2]

By the way.....

True or False:

"Fucking" is a Gerund.

Answers please.

GG2

 

[MathGirl]

f word

Fucking A right!!
'Fucking' is a fucking gerund"

Gimme a G GEEEEEE
Gimme an E EEEEEEE
Gimme a ......................

 

[MathGirl]

Help

Svenska! Svenska!

HELP!!!

If you don't step in here and restore order, this thing is going to get totally out of control.

Please, Svenska! Come on in here and kick some verbal ass and take some names. We need some discipline. Heavy handed, Nordic discipline!!!

 

[Goodguy2]

Ding ding ding!!!!!!

We have a winner! In recognition of your win, you get to pick one of three prizes located beind Door 1, Door 2, OR Door 3.

So MG, which door will it be?

GG2

 

[Goodguy2]

Ding ding ding!!!!

We have a winner folks! Now MG, you get to pick your prize behind either Door 1, Door 2, OR Door 3. Which will it be MG?

GG2

 

[MathGirl]

g-word

"n - A verbal noun that expresses the action of the verb as generalized or in continuance."

Oh, God, that makes me HOT!!!

 

[MathGirl]

doors

Oh, golly.......... I'm so excited ....... I just don't know which door ............. Ohhhhhhhhh, I think I just wet my ............

Ewwww, I think I'll pick ................. Oh, I think I'm about to give birth to a ger ........... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Goodguy2]

Now now MG

Here's a wipe to dry the.............from your ...........

Now come on, everyone is waiting for you to pick................don't pick that...........

Hurry!

 

[MathGirl]

Svenska!!!

Svenska!!!!!! Hellllllllllppp! Please get your butt in here and
A. restore order and sanity to this site
B. exterminate this gerundmania
C. help me decide which door to pick

yes
Yes
YES
Y E S !!!!!!

 

[Goodguy2]

I'm Sorry MG

We have bound and gagged Svenska and she will not be able to aid you in anything regarding this post, Gerunds, and/or which door you pick. Now, get on with the pick......

GG2

 

[MathGirl]

my pick

I pick. ................ I pick ....................... I pick ..................

MY NOSE!!!

Whew

 

[Goodguy2]

Hey there....

Gimme that and pick a door would'ya before we have to torture Svenska.

GG2

Was hoping she'd pick.........

 

[MathGirl]

Picador

How did the subject get changed to bullfights?

 

[Goodguy2]

That's what we're gonna do

How did the subject get changed to bullfights?

To Svenska if ya don't choose a door. Now, get on it!

GG2

MG is one heck of a cunning linguist

 

[BTaylor35]

The most erotic two words that I recently read and brought
back some great memories of one of my first times, came
from the mouth of Mathgirl when she said "Do Me"
Thanks, Mathgirl for the memories.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Fuck!!

>"OK, I must have missed something... what the F is "gerund"???
our very own Svenska

-DP.

Oh, DP, I'm so touched! I'm being quoted in the company of Noah, Einstein and Joan of Arc!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Mmmmmffff!!! Mmmmmmmfffff!!!
*struggling against the ropes, managing to get the gag off my mouth*

MathGirl, you whimp! Pick a f-ing door so I can get out of here!!!

(DP, I think you missed that one!)

 

[BTaylor35]

Swiss miss

I think that MG and I might need to fly to Sweden
soon and show you what mmmmmmmfffffffff! is all
about

 

[Svenskaflicka]

GG2, I tried to answer your PM, but I got a message saying that your mailbox is full, so it can't be delivered. Anyway, all I wanted to say is that it's OK. I have exchanged heated words with quite a few people here on Lit, but as soon as people will just learn to accept the fact that I'm the greatest person in the world, and that I'm always right, and that I prefer to be addressed with my proper title, "Your Holyness", we'll all get along fine...

Don't worry, I'll tell you if you step out of line...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Swiss miss

I think that MG and I might need to fly to Sweden
soon and show you what mmmmmmmfffffffff! is all
about

Swiss miss?

OK, I know it's hard to separate Sweden from Switerland - I mean, they both begin with "Sw" - but stay with me now!

Switzerland - central Europe - cuckoo clocks.
Sweden - northern Europe - Volvo cars.

OK, let's repeat this now, until we all understand it.

 

[Goodguy2]

Ahhhh

GG2, I tried to answer your PM, but I got a message saying that your mailbox is full, so it can't be delivered. Anyway, all I wanted to say is that it's OK. I have exchanged heated words with quite a few people here on Lit, but as soon as people will just learn to accept the fact that I'm the greatest person in the world, and that I'm always right, and that I prefer to be addressed with my proper title, "Your Holyness", we'll all get along fine...

Don't worry, I'll tell you if you step out of line...

Your Holyness

I don't think they're hated words. I believe they are affectionate words.

GG2