The sexiest word you know?

[NoJo]

Rod, now if only you had a lisp too, you'd be the sexiest poster on the site!

Please upload an .mp3 of you saying "The sheik's sixth sheep's sick" -- just for me??

 

[TheEarl]

Pert always has good mental images for me. Quim isn't bad either.

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Sexy words

"Come here..."

Said the right way, it promises unspeakable pleasure, tenderness and funny games.

 

[islandman]

Luscious.


Does it for me every time.........

 

[MathGirl]

"lascivious" never fails to float my boat

"smegma" is one of the worst

I still vote for 'hemorrhoid' as the nadir

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I agree with Math Girl that "smegma" is really gross - in my opinion, THE worst! How many of wou girls have gone down on an uncircumzised cock, only to pull down the foreskin and see the head soiled by bad-smelling smegma and a few stray hairs..?
*shudders in disgust*

Which is why I prefer circumzised men - and here in Sweden, that = immigrants. (Africans, arabs, curds...)

 

[NoJo]

Curd

Which is why I prefer circumzised men - and here in Sweden, that = immigrants. (Africans, arabs, curds...)

...You forgot us Jews, who invented the damn practice. There is a lot of debate about this nowadays. Some of the comments I read about are simply pseudo-scientific claptrap which are nothing other than rather poorly disguised antisemitism . hackles rise dangerously

Contratulations, though on combating racism in your own way.

 

[MathGirl]

Hackles, schmackles

As for smegma, it's just crotch cheese. Probably nutritious.

 

[islandman]

Hackles, schmackles

As for smegma, it's just crotch cheese. Probably nutritious.

LOL


er, ew

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

"Right Now"

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Curd

...You forgot us Jews, who invented the damn practice. There is a lot of debate about this nowadays. Some of the comments I read about are simply pseudo-scientific claptrap which are nothing other than rather poorly disguised antisemitism . hackles rise dangerously

Contratulations, though on combating racism in your own way.

Thanks! lol

Actually, I've never been with a Jew. Or an Asian. *sigh* With all my experience, there are still things left for me to try... *happy smile*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

But seriously, Sub Joe, I thought the practise actually came from the old Egyptians (who kept Jews as slaves). What I have learned is that the ancient Egyptians saw circumcision as a way of getting closer to the Gods, and they got the idea from watching one of their holy animals, I think it was the baboon, hwo is born without foreskin. Hence, the Egyptians cut the foreskin off, to be more like the holy animal.

 

[MathGirl]

4skin

Holy foreskin, Batman!

 

[islandman]

Baboons! Forekins!

Thank goodness they didn't emulate an aadvark. I'd hate to have to carry that huge bill in my pants all the time.



chocolate

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Baboons! Forekins!

Thank goodness they didn't emulate an aadvark. I'd hate to have to carry that huge bill in my pants all the time.



chocolate

OK, let's see, we've got the Egyptians copying baboons and getting two big religions and a lot of Americans too onto it, we've got the Paduang people copying giraffes (the women, not the men), we got a whole bunch of people copying pigs...

I'm eagerly awaiting men to start copying horses...

 

[NoJo]

Wow, you know a lot about this stuff, Svenska. Ok, what you're saying is, remove foreskin -> look like baboon -> closer to g-d.
About as sensible as Eat wafer -> eat son of g-d, -> closer to g-d, but a lot more painful. I know. I watched my son go through it at eight days old. I was literally sick when it happened. While we're on religion, I have a confession: My parents were rather anti-religious, and I didn't get the chop.

The fact that I'm not circumsised doesn't bother me -- it's no skin off my nose, really.

 

[islandman]

OK, let's see, we've got the Egyptians copying baboons and getting two big religions and a lot of Americans too onto it, we've got the Paduang people copying giraffes (the women, not the men), we got a whole bunch of people copying pigs...

I'm eagerly awaiting men to start copying horses...

I don't know about horses, but women often say that i'm making an ass out of myself.


..............i really must go find something more constructive to do with my time.

 

[Lance Wulff]

allure

 

[spankableBelle]

decadent and wicked are my two picks for now...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I don't know about horses, but women often say that i'm making an ass out of myself.

As long as it is the right part of it... I've heard that asses are as well-equipped as horses..?

 

[islandman]

As long as it is the right part of it... I've heard that asses are as well-equipped as horses..?

hehehehe, you'll have to wait till my next avatar for the answer to that one.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Island, the part about you making an ass of yourself... is that referring to your current AV?

 

[islandman]

Island, the part about you making an ass of yourself... is that referring to your current AV?

In part. The other part is actually making an ass of myself once in a while. You know, open mouth.......insert foot, that sort of thing.


I'm a man. Its genetic. Not to mention hereditary.

 

[MathGirl]

Least erotic words

Here are two of the least erotic words I know:

yeast
infection

 

[islandman]

Re: Least erotic words

Here are two of the least erotic words I know:

yeast
infection

Guy's version:

"I missed my period.........."