The sexiest word you know?

[Rod Hardwick]

Re: Re: Least erotic words

Guy's version:

"I missed my period.........."

Eh, maybe. I was thinking more along the lines of:

"is it in?"
"are you done yet?"
"Is it time for Leno?"

Note: just for clarification, no woman has ever said those to me

 

[MathGirl]

Methinks Rod doth protest too much.

'Rod Hardwich'......... what a totally cool .. er .. handle.
Tee hee

 

[islandman]

Methinks Rod doth protest too much.

'Rod Hardwich'......... what a totally cool .. er .. handle.
Tee hee

LOL

 

[Guest]

The sexiest word I know?

I've been wondering if anyone would come up with this, but to me it's

Wife

Mine anyway.

 

[Ulyssa]

Kudoes

The fact that I'm not circumsised doesn't bother me -- it's no skin off my nose, really.

Okay Sub Joe, nobody gave you your due on that quote, but I will. I chuckled over it for several minutes.

And a big wet non-sisterly kiss to our unregistered guest who said: "Wife." That left me with a warm feeling!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: The sexiest word I know?

I've been wondering if anyone would come up with this, but to me it's

Wife

Mine anyway.

To which the wife, reading over his shoulder, replies: "yes, dear, you MAY go playing golf this Sunday!"

lol


(just etasing, I think it was kinda cute)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The other part is actually making an ass of myself once in a while. You know, open mouth.......insert foot, that sort of thing.

Now THAT's kinky!!!

 

[Emerald Blue]

silk or silky

describes everything sexually....silk stockings...silk sheets


love it

 

[islandman]

Now THAT's kinky!!!

LOL. I take it you saw the thread i started on the GB.


I've always had a thing for nordic women with wings, don't you know.............

 

[MathGirl]

kinky

I always heard that:
erotic is using a feather
kinky is using the whole chicken
Any truth to that?

 

[islandman]

Re: kinky

I always heard that:
erotic is using a feather
kinky is using the whole chicken
Any truth to that?

I'm from NYC. No whole chickens here as far as I know.


As for feathers, well, that's for me to know and for you to want to find out.


Sexy mot du jour: diddle

 

[MathGirl]

diddle

I remember that one:

Hey diddle diddle,
The cat with a feather,
and the chicken jumped over the moon ......

 

[MathGirl]

virgin

Help!
In the Author box to the left it classifies me as 'virgin.'
I'm not a virgin! I'm not, I tell you. I'm NOT!
Please note that I stamped my foot while I wrote that.
How does one get get an insulting label like that changed?
I'm not, do you hear me. I'm not!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[islandman]

Re: virgin

Help!
In the Author box to the left it classifies me as 'virgin.'
I'm not a virgin! I'm not, I tell you. I'm NOT!
Please note that I stamped my foot while I wrote that.
How does one get get an insulting label like that changed?
I'm not, do you hear me. I'm not!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You have to diddle, err, post more. (make fun of me will you? )


I believe once you break 100 posts, your title changes to "experienced".

 

[MathGirl]

virgin*&%#@$$!*

Islandman,
Get ready for the damnest blizzard of posts in the history of post blizzards.
Oh, the hell with it. Who ever said you can only be a virgin once?Maybe I'll just enjoy my virginal status and defend it with my very life. No, I doubt that.
I think I'll just me a virgin for a while and enjoy losing it again.
d

 

[jon.hayworth]

Shame you ain't a virgin MathGirl because I think virgins are the sexiest things going - if I am the one who is deflowering them Well even an old rue like me is allowed to dream at 6.30am.

Seriously one of the sexiest words I know is old English "QUENT" and the runner up has to be "QUIM" look them up in a good dictionary!

jon

 

[MathGirl]

Insulted

Whaddaya mean I'm not a virgin? If you will just glance to the left you will see that I'm officially classified as such by Literotica.com. Harrumph! Not a virgin me arse! I've never been so insulted in all my virginal days! If you were a roue instead of just a rue, you might have more respect for us virgins.

No, no. No need to prostrate yourself. A simple, heartfelt, apology accompanied by a quivering of the lower lip will suffice.

 

[islandman]

Re: Insulted

Whaddaya mean I'm not a virgin? If you will just glance to the left you will see that I'm officially classified as such by Literotica.com. Harrumph! Not a virgin me arse! I've never been so insulted in all my virginal days! If you were a roue instead of just a rue, you might have more respect for us virgins.

No, no. No need to prostrate yourself. A simple, heartfelt, apology accompanied by a quivering of the lower lip will suffice.

Let the de-virginization begin!

<as heard on the PA system>

now paging MathGirl's post 22. Post 22, please report to the thread. Post 23, please take a seat. We'll get to you shortly.





almost forgot: lustful

 

[MathGirl]

Emmmmm .................. Nighty night

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Math, once you hit post no. 30, you'll transform from being a Virgin to being Experienced, and at 100, you'll become Really Experienced. I believe that you also becomes Really Really Experienced at 300, and Literotica Guru at 600. That's why I'm posting my name all over this site...

 

[karmadog]

This might sound strange, but the word "erotic" is not erotic to me. It sounds like something you have to remove from your libido with a lit cigarette.

On the other hand, if you didn't know what it meant, I think "melanoma" would be sexy. If you say it slow, it feels like you're kissing someone.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oh! Oh! I just thought of another sexy word!

"Sensual"

Makes me think of slow caresses and loooooooooooong kisses.

 

[MathGirl]

words

You mean I will lose my virginity after a few more posts? Maybe everyone can get together and watch. We could have a party afterwards.

Doctor, Doctor! I have this huge erotic, sensual melanoma right here between my quent and my quim. What am I to do?

 

[Aarn]

Seriously one of the sexiest words I know is old English "QUENT" and the runner up has to be "QUIM" look them up in a good dictionary!

I know "quent" is what our (now considered vulgar) word "cunt" is based off of. "Quim" is just another way of saying the same thing to you Brits if I recall...

And keeping true to the thread, I think either one can be sexy if used correctly. Though the one should NEVER be used to describe a woman's personality, as a friend found to his detriment...

 

[MathGirl]

cunt

I don't mind being called a 'quent', 'quim', or a 'cunt.' I rather like being called those things when the gentleman who calls me that is within shotgun range.

Call me anything but VIRGIN