The sexiest word you know?

[Svenskaflicka]

I vote for a pretty rose!

Seems more like you.

 

[Guest]

a rose by any other name

Svenska-- You are too sweet... unless you ar referring to roses having awful thorns and being really picky in their care...

Let's see if I was successful....

-b

 

[Svenskaflicka]

B eautiful!

 

[Guest]

thank you

And a big thank you to Svenska and MathGirl, without whose help, I could never have accomplished this great accomplishment... so many posts in so little time...

-b

 

[MathGirl]

Florid Avaartkthingie

Dear Senora Keeney,
I love your avt .... aar ... rose. It's so ................ flowery.

Svenska,
Your avathingie disturbs me. Isn't your pussy getting awfully twisted? If there's one thing I hate it's a warped pussy.
Regards,
Gerundina

 

[MathGirl]

Quote

Swedish IS a weird language...

And the Swis .....Swedes are a weird people.

As the great heavyweight champion Ingemar Johansson said,
"Yumpin Yimminy, vot dat schvartzer hit me wit?"

 

[Goodguy2]

Uh.....

Here you go 'Goodguy2!'

This is JUST for you.

Thanks QM. I think I'll pass on that one though. A little too much testosterone for me it seems.

GG2

Not into girls with bigger wands than his.

 

[Goodguy2]

Svenska!!!

Anywho, does anyone around here know anythin about economics? Mathematics? I'm doing some calculations and need an advice or 50. We can PM, so we don't disturb the Gerundians.

Svenska, your BOX.....uh......your PM Box is full.

GG2

Not a mathematician but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

I've wondered this since childhood. Is there any occasion that would actually prompt a Swedish speaking person to end a sentence with "mort, mort, mort?" (ala the Muppet Show's Swedish Chef)

 

[Goodguy2]

Er ska dicky dee

I've wondered this since childhood. Is there any occasion that would actually prompt a Swedish speaking person to end a sentence with "mort, mort, mort?" (ala the Muppet Show's Swedish Chef)

Ohr sha dickie doo, er borsh ske dink a dee doo mort mort mort!

Thanks CBM.

GG2

Watched too much of the muppets

 

[Svenskaflicka]

PM box now available for filling.

And yes, there actually IS one case when Swedes end a sentence with "-mort":

"Alltså, jag bara HATAR den där Voldemort!"

( = Ya know, I just HATE that Voldemort!")

 

[MathGirl]

Mort

PM box now available for filling.

And yes, there actually IS one case when Swedes end a sentence with "-mort":

"Alltså, jag bara HATAR den där Voldemort!"

"mort," of course means death. Also a book by my favorite author, Terry Pratchett.


......... sittin' on a todt stool ...............

 

[Guest]

mort mort mort

I've wondered this since childhood. Is there any occasion that would actually prompt a Swedish speaking person to end a sentence with "mort, mort, mort?" (ala the Muppet Show's Swedish Chef)

LOL
CBM- that was one of their funniest bits... thanks for reminding me...

-b

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

Svenska:

Doesn't mört, mört, mört mean ...

tender
tender
tender?
as in "mört kött"

If that is the case, then it would explain why "The Swedish Chef" (a puppet on an American Children's television program) kept yelling it.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Mört means tender if you pronounce it "möööööört", but it's a name of a fish if you pronounce it "mört!"

Funny, though... whenever I listen to the Swedish Chef, all I hear him say is "shuby, shuby, shuby"..?

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

"shubby, shubby, shubby???"

Is that what you hear in the original English version ... or is that what is said in a Swedish dub of "The Muppet Show?"

I was going to ask if he sounded even remotely Swedish ... but if the version that you saw was dubbed into Swedish then there's no point in asking.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Not "shubby" - "shuuuuuuuuuby"! Shuuuby, shuuuby, shuuuby!

And that WAS the English version! The only programs we dub into Swedish is Disney stuff - babies are the only ones not speaking English around here.

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

That's wild. I distinctly heard "mort mort mort" ... actually, phonetically it was closer to mwort, mwort, mwort.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I've always thought that you americanos were a strange type of people... but I had no idea that your ears were also differently shaped than ours?

 

[Quasimodem]

Originally posted by Svenskaflicka
Not "shubby" - "shuuuuuuuuuby"! Shuuuby, shuuuby, shuuuby!

Wow!

Does this mean that finally I have found someone who can explain what they meant on those old 45's when they sang, "Shub, Shub, shuby doo wah-wah, shuby doo wah wah" ?


BTW: GG2, you may put "The Girl Who Has Everything" down, but compared to my latest girlfriend, she's a real wet dream.

 

[Goodguy2]

Quasi

BTW: GG2, you may put "The Girl Who Has Everything" down, but compared to my latest girlfriend, she's a real wet dream.

I think your modem has gone tits up. That, or your taste in wimin is uh......a little different than mine! LOL!

GG2

Would have a beer w/ QM and thinks we could raise some hell

 

[Svenskaflicka]

GG, you've got an e-mail!

No, not a PM, an e-mail!

Remember the time when we knew the difference? 2002 BL (Before Literotica)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, so I just watched the latest episode of "Friends" - the latest episode of the season currently running in Sweden, that is.

A pregnant Rachel just turned down the fat but cutealicious Joey. Boy, pregnancy hormones really DO make women stupid..!

 

[Goodguy2]

Svenska!!!

GG, you've got an e-mail!

U do too!

GG2

now.........what pic can I use for my av today that will totally gross them out?????

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

... A pregnant Rachel just turned down the fat but cutealicious Joey. Boy, pregnancy hormones really DO make women stupid..!

I think that Joey would be far better off with Pheebs (Phoebe). Joey is too worshipful of Rachel for her to be a real woman to him. She would become his Madonna, and he'd never again want to stick his dick in her. And, heaven forbid she should give him oral with the mouth she kisses the baby with. In his abject adoration he'd just want to put her up on a pedestal with Momma Tribbianni and say hail Mary's to both of them, (Just like Joey Senior.) In a few years he'd be regularly screwing some tacky stank on the side. On the other hand, Joey seems to see Pheebs as more of a complete person than the other two. She's just enough of a whore that he wouldn't associate her with his momma. But, she also has his love,respect and most importantly friendship. Over the years Joe has been much more emotionally intimate with Phoebe than anyone else .... except of course the one true love of his life, Chandler Bing.