The Tits And Tampons Lounge

[doormouse]

If I did would I be here with you? Besides, I rather have a woman with strong hands and a weak mind to do that. Oh and big tits too.

where's rideme cowgirl when you need her?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

where's rideme cowgirl when you need her?

Studying hookers on Phonics.

 

[doormouse]

so we're short a masseuse.

*sets up the mud wrestling pit seeing as the dumb blokes thought it was a toilet*

 

[Lisa Denton]

Hi doormouse!!

 

[doormouse]

Hey Lisa,

wanna wrestle?

 

[DarkDuchess]

If I did would I be here with you? Besides, I rather have a woman with strong hands and a weak mind to do that. Oh and big tits too.

Can't argue with that!

Wait...if I play dumb, can I volunteer?

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

i so hear you.. shes one hot ticket. id let her have at me in a heart beat.

You'd let me have at you?

*arching eyebrow*

Try again, blondie.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Hey Lisa,

wanna wrestle?

Yes, I will put you in the feared but loved LISALOCK hold till you scream or something.

 

[doormouse]

Yes, I will put you in the feared but loved LISALOCK hold till you scream or something.

I'll bite yer nipple

 

[Just-Legal]

I'll bite yer nipple

Isn't that cheating?

 

[matriarch]

Isn't that cheating?

Its mud-wrestling.
There are rules????

 

[ferociouskittycat]

slippery nipples.. Mmmm yeah

 

[matriarch]

slippery nipples.. Mmmm yeah

or......SLEEPY LIP NIPP'R..........damn, wrong thread

 

[BigJuicyBabe]

Slippery nipples?

Sounds like my kind of thread!!

 

[RebeccaLeah]

WHOOP!

Where's the lovely Lauren? She does that the best.


And BUMP! Come on girls, we gotta beat the boys!!!!

Morning!

 

[Guest]

where's rideme cowgirl when you need her?

Hey! I'm here I had to work the late shift last night and then a bunch of us girls went out for coffee so I just got here. Mud wrestling is fun but it doesn't taste good when you get it in your mouth so when we do one of those things at the club we use choclate pudding or jello cause it tastes better. I won at it one time but I think it was just cause Mindy slipped and hit her head on my knee We thought she was just kidding when she was laying there face down in the pudding but when she woke up she said it was ok. I'm gald cause shes really nice but now she twitches one in a while and it looks funny.

Anyway Ill wrestle with you if you want to but I would rather do it in something that tastes good.

Debbie

 

[Guest]

Studying hookers on Phonics.

Thats not nice but I think you was just funnin so its ok I can play like that too

How would you know? you was too busy at the ho down.

See that was funny like that too.

Debbie

I gave you two cause I wanted to show you I was just funnin to

 

[CharleyH]

Anyone got something stronger than midol here? Cyanide will do the trick. Does ABSpocolypse have a drink?

Blondie is cooler 'cuz she's dead like disco! Debbie Harry on the other hand . . . get your dates right, Dancing Queen!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Anyone got something stronger than midol here? Cyanide will do the trick. Does ABSpocolypse have a drink?

Blondie is cooler 'cuz she's dead like disco! Debbie Harry on the other hand . . . get your dates right, Dancing Queen!

I'll get you a drink if I can spit in it.

Honey, the 70's are over, move on, move on.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Honey, the 70's are over, move on, move on.

The 70s over??? NEVER!!

I'll have an absenthe - oh I just love green fairies!!

xx

 

[Lisa Denton]

I'll bite yer nipple

Promise?

Hey whats with Abs new AV? Is that somebody famous? It looks kinda hot.

 

[Guest]

Promise?

Hey whats with Abs new AV? Is that somebody famous? It looks kinda hot.

its ok lisa... go back to sleep sweetie.. no worries..


*grin*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Promise?

Hey whats with Abs new AV? Is that somebody famous? It looks kinda hot.

It's Debbie Harry sweetie, I had to get rid of the Charley one.

 

[Lisa Denton]

its ok lisa... go back to sleep sweetie.. no worries..


*grin*

I can't sleep without a gussetpillow to lay my lil head on.................................................. slut. (Lisa runs)

 

[Lisa Denton]

It's Debbie Harry sweetie, I had to get rid of the Charley one.

Debbie Harry? Oh, wasn't she the co-star in that old time Humphrey Bogart movie? Why did Charley make you get rid of your cigar one? I thought you wasn't scared of her, did she beat you up? She is nice to me. Want me to ask her if you can use your cigar one again?