Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[OldGuy1026]

Beleive it or not I have been trained to switch from time to time.

After giving your lover fifty hand swats across the ass making it completely red she says

"THANK YOU MASTER, may I have another, just a little lower and harder?"

Ohhh I just want to raise welts on her!

But if I hit her too hard, she bleeds, end of session.

 

[doisa]

No, I promise - I wasn't laughing at your mean face! *snicker*

 

[lorddragonwolf]

No i wont kneel and suck your dick mistress. why dont you kneel and suck my dick

 

[StrayKat]

No i wont kneel and suck your dick mistress. why dont you kneel and suck my dick

I wouldnt have problem with that one, I like sucking dicks. I like chewing on them too

 

[graceanne]

Half-way through a beating...

"Did you feed the cat?"

That's gotta be right up there with 'shh! did you hear that?'

 

[lorddragonwolf]

I wouldnt have problem with that one, I like sucking dicks. I like chewing on them too

no dont need my dick chewed on sucked yes

 

[OldGuy1026]

What Not to say to a Domme

Giggling fits

 

[Sixoclock]

Thoroughly wishing I had a Master to try these out on. These are damn near brilliant.

 

[OldGuy1026]

Things not to say....

Thoroughly wishing I had a Master to try these out on. These are damn near brilliant.

One of two things will happen if you do that:

One You just may end up eating your next meal standing up because your bottom is so sore.

Two An even worse punishment, session ends, you go home, no spanking, no bondage, and definietly no sex for a very long time.

 

[Ruku5]

continue, just wake me up when your done.

 

[Cattypuss]

(When tightly bound, half-way through a beating...)

I've got an itch just between my shoulder blades........ you coudn't be a darling and give it a little scratch for me while you're back there, could you?

 

[Sixoclock]

There's no puncishment going on now anyway. No Master (erm, like EVER) -- tends to leave me as obnoxious as I've been throughout my life, hehe.

Thought of a few for you guys though..


:: laughing hysterically... slowly stops..:: "Wait.. You're serious..?"

"What? Sorry I wasn't listening.."

One of two things will happen if you do that:

One You just may end up eating your next meal standing up because your bottom is so sore.

Two An even worse punishment, session ends, you go home, no spanking, no bondage, and definietly no sex for a very long time.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

There's no puncishment going on now anyway. No Master (erm, like EVER) -- tends to leave me as obnoxious as I've been throughout my life, hehe.

Thought of a few for you guys though..


:: laughing hysterically... slowly stops..:: "Wait.. You're serious..?"

"What? Sorry I wasn't listening.."

well then we need to find you a master or mistress and see how well you behave. A few smart ass comments might find you begging for a pillow to sit on

 

[sb2009]

"I heard your phone buzz, you've got a text."

"I don't care - do I need to get the ball gag?"

"But it may be about golf this weekend and I need to know if I need to get a sitter..."

"Damn it! Don't move. Oh, you can't, HAH!"

 

[Harmony_1985]

(When tightly bound, half-way through a beating...)

I've got an itch just between my shoulder blades........ you coudn't be a darling and give it a little scratch for me while you're back there, could you?

LOL I've done that!

"Sir"
"Yes girl?"
"I have an itch on my nose, please can you scratch it for me?"
"Why don't you do it yourself?"
"I think it's a little obvious why I can't do it myself, Sir"
*Cue laughter from both of us*

 

[yourmissl]

"I heard your phone buzz, you've got a text."

"I don't care - do I need to get the ball gag?"

"But it may be about golf this weekend and I need to know if I need to get a sitter..."

"Damn it! Don't move. Oh, you can't, HAH!"

*snort*

 

[Sixoclock]

This could be true. Though Masters are preferred to Mistresses.

"Oh, you're still here?"

"Wait-- I'm telling a story, don't interupt.."

well then we need to find you a master or mistress and see how well you behave. A few smart ass comments might find you begging for a pillow to sit on

 

[OldGuy1026]

What not to say

I corrected by subs, often,

Dom is for Men
Domme is for Females

During a 3some Master gave me to his wife sub to play with. Here's what happened:

Whack, with a paddle,
Me: Thank you Mistress,
Whack Whack WHACK!
Her: I'm a slave you will call me Miss. And when a male slave is in charge you will call him SIR!
Whack, Whack WHACK!

Okay, that was a well taught lesson. Now, all these Sir's excuse me, but are you owned by somebody else?

 

[Sixoclock]

Who, me?

Sorry, I'd a tad deaf in that eye.

I corrected by subs, often,

Dom is for Men
Domme is for Females

During a 3some Master gave me to his wife sub to play with. Here's what happened:

Whack, with a paddle,
Me: Thank you Mistress,
Whack Whack WHACK!
Her: I'm a slave you will call me Miss. And when a male slave is in charge you will call him SIR!
Whack, Whack WHACK!

Okay, that was a well taught lesson. Now, all these Sir's excuse me, but are you owned by somebody else?

 

[Tacha]

"i'd rather just go to sleep now *zzz*"

 

[Sixoclock]

"Maybe if you spoke a little more clearly, I'd understand what it is you're trying to say.."

 

[Cattypuss]

Half-way through a mind-fuck pre-beating....

"Hey, you'll never guess who I ran into in the spermarket today".

 

[LadyC]

This could be true. Though Masters are preferred to Mistresses.

"Oh, you're still here?"

"Wait-- I'm telling a story, don't interupt.."

Of those I've met, I find a dominant female will work a sub with finesse; while a dominant male will most often use brute force to control a sub.

 

[OldGuy1026]

What not to say to a Domme

Of those I've met, I find a dominant female will work a sub with finesse; while a dominant male will most often use brute force to control a sub.

Lack of experience M'Lady, it takes time and training.

Then again I'm sure you can teach me lots of things..... (I think I read that line somewhere?)

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Of those I've met, I find a dominant female will work a sub with finesse; while a dominant male will most often use brute force to control a sub.

*snort* Most of the dominant males you've met must be Gorean, then. Outside of that subset of our culture, the vast majority of male PYLs I've met in 40+ years have "controlled" their pyls primarily through a look, a raised eyebrow or a quiet word/phrase... and female PYLs much the same.